I calmly sipped my tea whilst the Jedi stood in front of me. They had traced a path of cunning deceit and corruption on this planet…to me. Now they held their lightsabers at the ready, confused at my behavior. I even invited them to join me, but they refused. Such audacity breaking into my home, taking those aggressive stances, at least I was trying to be civil. Well, in any case I suppose there's a time for manners and a time for murder. I can't very well have a few no account Jedi stand in my way.
I know what they say about me; Bayden, the genius boy who surpassed master Jedi by the age of nine, who fell to the dark side when he was 13, and had claimed the wealth and title of his birthright. That wasn't even the end of it, I have a dream of conquering this universe. Of course, whether or not I rule it as some sort of king or emperor or whatever does not matter. I simply want to remake the republic into my ideal world and I will do anything it takes to accomplish my dream of changing the republic into a cleaner more orderly place. No more scum mucking up the place. Scum such as these two Jedi who have been running around the city and the force knows what sort of dirt they've tracked all over my clean floor. Not that it's entirely their fault, for only the true elite (by which I mean myself) can understand the brilliance of true cleanliness.
They swung their lightsabers at me and I gracefully slid out of the way.
"Lightsabers are the worst weapons to use against me."
They were curious at my words, yet I did not give the Jedi a chance to ponder them for long. With a flourish of my perfect hands a stream of water came crashing towards the Jedi. As surprised as they were the force had warned them of danger in time for them to get out of the way. I had them on the run now. I noticed them trying to surround me trying and catch me off guard in a classic pincer moment. Typical peasants. I leapt over them and landed a few feet away. The Jedi turned to face me waiting for me to enact whatever scheme I was hatching to defeat them.
It was then I stopped to switch two pieces of china in the case behind myself, which were mixed up. I mean, really how disgraceful. How could I have not noticed it sooner and …Hey, I know I'm technically in the middle of a battle and I had just turned my back on the enemy, but it was really bugging me, okay?! The Jedi had been surprised by my actions at first, but were quick to take advantage of my temporary distraction. Idiots. I caught their lightsabers with my water causing them to short out and as I did so the water splashed onto the Jedi. Though this was no coincidence.
"Tekko wa." I made a hand sign and muttered the word for 'ice prison' in my native language. The water on the Jedi formed into heavy sheets of ice and grew trapping them in, as the name should make obvious, a prison of ice. All I have to do now is grow my icicles into their bodies stabbing through them. Then again, all that blood would stain my rare, hand crafted furniture and I've realized something else. These Jedi were just about the cleanest people I have ever seen. Based on these things I decided to show them mercy and let them go. And by that I mean tossing them out a window 10 stories up where sharp, jagged rocks waited below to claim them. I don't bother to watch if they make it or not as it is no concern of mine. Turning away from the window I head back into my home. Indeed, someday I will force the world to be more orderly.
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A/N: I made this just to try out a new character, whether or not I continue it depends on any reviews I get.