Disclaimer: I do not own supernatural or any of its characters. I am merely tormenting them at the moment.
(Please don't ask how I got them to join me in this cemetery. It's my secret and I'm not telling;D
10 things Sam and Dean will definitely Salt and Burn:
One of those dolls that you buy with the realistic eyes that seem to follow you wherever you go.
The Barney doll that sings the theme song…over and over and over and over again… and again…ugh
Any teletubbie Merchandise, they are weird looking and their eyes follow you everywhere (re: #1)
Any dolls made with straw and sticks with little pieces of cloth (like you find in a craft fair)…they remind Dean of Scarecrows (Dude, they are fugly! Dean says as it burns.)
Clown dolls, I agree with Sam those things are evil and possessed!
Any printouts of Wincest fanfics and Twilight books, they hate those! (Who would print that out anyway? Sam! Dean yells in the distance as he chases Sam across the cemetery, Sam is ahead by a stretch, he will never catch him, don't worry.)
Let's wait here for the boys to get back. Several minutes later a scuffle is heard and grunting occurs. Sam and Dean walk up, Sam has a bruise on the jaw but otherwise is fine. Hey Sam, you have a twig in your hair there. Let me brush that dirt off your chest there. (Sam-girl!). Dean smirks but says nothing. "We ready? I ask. They both nod.
Well here are some some things:
The sugar that I substituted for the salt during their last salt and burn. (Shh, don't tell them!)
(Boys eye me suspiciously but say nothing. I pretend not to notice.)
The Nair bottle that Dean replaced Sam's shampoo with last night. (Don't worry, I warned him and got him a new bottle of shampoo. I will not let anyone harm a hair on his head. Dean is eying Sam's hair, probably wondering why it isn't falling out yet. Sam is smirking again, mmm, so hot. Anyway, back on topic!)
The bottle of hot sauce that Sam added to Dean's beer last night after his shower. (Dean didn't even notice. Wait, he is glaring again, maybe he did?)
The voodoo dolls that I made and put in their bags. (I didn't activate them! It was my idea of a prank. (they are eying me suspiciously again, uh oh…)
Well I better go now. I need a head start. I can outrun Sam, I know I can! Only if I want to, of course. So tempting…
See you next time. Please review if you like, have any ideas for things they might salt and burn (besides the usual stuff), or things that would really annoy them. I appreciate all input.