HiHi! This is my first crack at a One Piece ficcie, so no flames plz!
Luffy: Okay!
Nami: She wasn't talking to you stupid.
Luffy: Oh. Then who was she talking to?
Nami: Never mind! Just get on with the story.
Me no own One Piece!
Luffy: You don't own what?
Me/Nami: SHUT UP!!
---------The Thousand Sunny, just as the crew is docking at a port---------
"Yay! It's about time we finally landed on an island! Hm....I wonder where we are." Luffy, the notorious captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, exclaimed as the silly captain prepared to set off to explore the island.
"Hold it right there Luffy!" Nami sounded annoyed, "Don't you dare go running off by yourself again. It took us two hours to find you last time you went off on your own!"
"Hai, Nami." Luffy's enthusiasm dropped now that his exploration of the island had now been delayed.
"We'll all get a chance to explore the island later. First we have to figure out what we need to buy first so we don't come up with a shortage of anything! Now then, Sanji you will go with Zoro to buy groceries. Chopper and Usopp, you will find out where we are and find out how long it takes for the lock post to set(A/N: is it lock post or log pose? I don't know so I'm just guessing.). Robin, Brooke, and Franky will guard the ship and I will go shopping!"
"What about me?" Nami had forgotten about their childish captain.
"Uh," Nami couldn't think of anything really, so she just suggested he come with her so he wouldn't get lost.
"Why can't I go with Nami-chan instead of getting stuck with Marimo here?" Sanji complained pointing to the green-headed Zoro.
"Because I said so!"
"Okay Nami-chan!!"
"Oh great. He's in his 'love state' again." The entire crew seemed to think simultaneously.
Soon, everyone had set out to do their appointed duties. Let's see how things are going with Luffy and Nami!
--------in the clothing store--------
"Oi! Nami! How long does it take to try something on?!" Luffy questioned, annoyed with the fact that he was stuck waiting for Nami to finish trying on the clothes she planned to buy.
"Shut it already! I'm almost done!" Nami snapped back to her impatient captain. "Have some patience!!"
"But I'm so bored!"
"Get over it." Nami snapped again as she began to think. "Hmpf. Luffy can be so annoying sometimes. No wonder I can never picture him with a girl. Oh well!"
Ding!!
Luffy turned to see who had entered the store. He froze. All he could think was, "NOOOOOOO!!! MUST RUN!!" But his fear kept him planted in the same spot. That was when the source of his fear noticed him sitting there.
"LUFFY-KUN!!!" The girl shrieked as she began to prepare to engulf him in a hug. Seeing this, Luffy's legs finally seemed to respond. Everything seemed to go in slow motion for Luffy. The entrance was blocked by the girl. So Luffy did the only thing he could. He ducked as she flew straight above his head and into the dressing room that Nami had been occupying.
"What the HECK?!!" Was all Nami could say as the mysterious girl got up and again creid, "LUFFY-KUN!!" with hearts in her eyes as she pursued Luffy out the door.
"What the heck was that!? And why did Luffy run away? And why did that weird girl call him Luffy-kun?" Nami pondered this and came up with no logical answer and decided to go look for him.
-----with Luffy-----
"Ohcrapohcrapohcrap!!!! Must. Lose. Her. Now!! Gotta run faster!!" Luffy began to increase his speed. After about half an hour, it seemed that he had finally lost her.
He let out a sigh of relief and looked around. He soon realized that he had no clue where he was and began to head towards the direction he thought the boat was in. He planned to hide out there until everyone came back.
"LUFFY!!" Luffy froze again, thinking it was his pursuer for a moment, but was relieved to find that it was just his navigator, Nami.
"Thank god it's just you Nami!"
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT?!?!"
"Um----"
"Luffy-kun!! I found you!!"
"Luffy tensed up, and turned his head to see his pursuer once more.
"That's why....BYE!!!" Luffy sprinted off once more.
Nami was about to burst with anger. "GET BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!"
"DON'T CALL LUFFY-KUN A BAKA YOU BAKA!!!"
Nami turned in rage. "What. Did. You. Just. Say?!"
"You heard me!! Now! I'm off to chase my one true love!!" She said as her eyes turned to hearts once more as she dashed off in the same direction as Luffy had.
"That was weird." Nami thought aloud, "And infuriating! That girl is annoying too!" Nami fumed as she pictured the girl in her mind. She had had long, wavy, dark brown hair. She was wearing a red mini-skirt and a white and blue tank-top with a jean jacket on and red knee-high boots. She woul be quite pretty if she didn't seem so crazy.
"Might as well head back to the ship and wait for everyone. Luffy will find his way back eventually."
"Nami!" Nami jumped as she turned to see who had called her name. Surprisingly it was Luffy.
"What the----"
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"Um, for what?"
"For distracting her so I could get away!"
"You mean that girl who was chasing you?
"YES! Now let's hurry and get back to the ship before she realizes that she's been tricked!!" Nami was extremely surprised. Luffy actually looked scared for once.
"UFUFUFUFU!!" The two turned to look at where the source of the noise was coming from to see the girl that had been pursuing Luffy standing at the end of the street, "Don't think I've figured out all of your tricks to get away from me by now! UFUFUFUFU!!" She took a step forward, as Luffy took a step back.
"N-Nami. Please p-point me in the direction of the ship. Now."
Nami did as she was told and Luffy made a mad dash in the direction she had pointed..
"UFUFUFUFU!! He's always playing hard to get!" As hearts again appeared in her eyes as she sighed contentedly. "Oh well!" She shrugged her shoulders and also made a mad dash in the same direction.
Nami twitched. "What? The? Hell?!?!" Nami sighed, sensing this was going to be one long, and annoying, hm...she didn't know how long it would take for the lock post to set. Well, let's just say it was going to be one heck of a 'however long it took for the lock post to set'. Let's just go with that, kay?
-------Back on the ship------
Luffy burst on to the deck of the Thousand Sunny and found the first good hiding spot he could find. The crows nest. Luffy sighed in relief once more, finally getting away from that troublesome girl. The girl that had plagued him the moment she had first laid eyes on him. The girl who had pursued him for the greater portion of his childhood. The girl who was called Fiona Nadine Kiolu.
"Luuuuffy! Oh Luuuffy! Where are you?" Fiona had called for the fifth time near the docks. That was when she spotted Franky out on the Thousand Sunny's deck and asked him, "Hey! Have you seen a boy with black hair, red vest, sandals, and a straw hat on?"
"Oh, you talkin' about Luffy?
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"He's my captain! Oh, and by the way, he's up in the crows nest!"
Luffy seemed to freeze as Fiona's face brightened up and began to climb up the ladder. Luffy began cursing Franky inside of his head.
"Oi! Girl! There's only enough room for one person up there!
"I don't care!!" she seemed to hiss at Franky.
"Just great. Stupid Franky!! Now I have no where to run! Unless....I rocket out of here!!"
Luffy prepared to do a Gomu Gomu no rocket, but was sadly to slow as Fiona pummeled him as they plummeted towards the deck. When they hit the deck, all Luffy could do was scowl as Fiona clung to his arm and glare at Franky and whisper, "Franky you bastard! This is all your fault."
Franky just stared for a moment. Luffy tried to squirm and get away from the horrible death grip, as FINALLY, some of his crew started arriving. Luckily, Sanji was the first to return, and the moment he tried to flirt with the girl clinging to the annoyed captain, Luffy saw his chance to run as she unlatched him to smack Sanji. Luffy had made a mad dash once more away from his source of fear, thinking he could hide somewhere in town; But sadly barely two steps off the ship, and he'd ran into, guess who, Nami.
"LUFFY!!!!" Nami was enraged with her idiot captain, but before she knew it, he was trying to hide behind her and became very confused.
"Hide me Nami, hide me!!"
"Why the hell should I?! You just ran into me!!"
"PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!"
"No!"
Again, Fiona tackled Luffy down screaming, "Luffy-kun I missed you so much!!"
Luffy just looked up at Nami, his eyes pleading for help.
"Hey! Could you, I don't know. GET OFF MY CAPTAIN!! We still have to figure out how long it takes for the lock post to set!"
Fiona turned her head towards the annoyed navigator and said, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm the navigator you baka!!!! Now get off him!!"
"NO!" Fiona cried as she looked at her watch, "Oh no! I lost track of time! Grandpa will be waiting for me right now! I'd better get going!! Bye Luffy~kun!!" she winked at Luffy as he cringed and all thought, there goes the weirdest girl I have EVER met.
--------several minutes later-------
Now that everyone was back on the ship, and boy, Luffy had some serious explaining to do. Nami was the first to inquire about it.
"Who the hell was that!! And why did she tackle you and scream 'Luffy-kun'?"
"Yea. Who the heck was that?" Usopp questioned.
"And what was that beauty's name?" Sanji was drooling at the thought of her.
Luffy motioned for everyone to sit down and began his story.
"Her name is Fiona Nadine Kiolu, and..." Luffy began telling the crew of her extreme infatuation with him and all the times she had chased him and pursued him, claiming he was her future husband. He even confessed that it was one of the reasons he had become a pirate. Just to get away from her.
After he had finally finished, all except Sanji pitied the poor boy, Sanji was jealous. But that's cause he's Sanji and he is a womanizer so of course he'd be jealous of Luffy.
"All right then!" cried Luffy, "Now," He turned to Usopp, "How long does it take for the Lock Post to set?!?!"
"Um, Let me think.......oh yeah! Two weeks."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Luffy seemed very disheartened to learn that he had two more weeks to deal with Fiona.
Nami tried to comfort the distraught captain. "D-don't worry Luffy! We can always move the ship to another part of the island." Luffy brightened up.
"Yosh! Everyone, we are moving the ship to some other side of the island!"
"Why?" is the question that Chopper asked, "From what you said earlier, wouldn't Fiona be able to find you easily?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot that....crap."
The crew eventually decided to go to sleep and deal with Fiona in the morning. The only was, was that Nami still had trouble sleeping and decided to go outside and get some fresh air.
"Aiiyahh!! Why is it bothering me so much that this girl is just suddenly throwing herself at Luffy? It's not like I like him, right? Right. But still, why do I not want her around him!? Why do I want to slap her in the face and say 'STAY AWAY FROM MY LUFFY!!' Wait a second. WHAT did I just think?! I did not just think, MY Luffy? Did I!?! O-of course I didn't! It must be the sleepiness getting to me."
"Hey Nami." Nami jumped hearing her name. She saw Luffy there, standing by her, looking at her with a confused face. Heat began rushing to her face, "He sure looks cute without his hat. Wait, WHAT?!? Okay, MAYBE I do like him more than as a captain. But just a tiny bit!!"
"What?"
"What are you doing up? I thought you would be asleep."
"I was about to ask you the same thing."
"I can't sleep. Just knowing that Fiona," Luffy shuddered at the mention of her name, "Is on the same island and knows where to find me scares me."
Nami began to giggle at her foolish captain, "Wow. -chuckle- I didn't think that you actually were scared of something so trivial!"
"It's not trivial!! Have I even told you how many times that girl has tried to get me to kiss her?! Be it by force or by trickery! It's as if she thinks of nothing else!!!" Luffy shivered at the thought.
"Don't worry! If it scares you that much I'll try to make sure she doesn't come within ten feet of you! Now stop whining you baka!"
"T-thank you!!!" Luffy then gave Nami a strong hug as thanks for what she had just promised. Nami couldn't help the blush that came to her face when he had released her from his grasp.
"Oi Nami? Are you sick? Your face is all red." Luffy then put his forehead to Nami's as her face burned red, "Hmmmmm.......you're not running a fever, maybe I should wake Chopper up." He said as he pulled his face away from hers. Nami felt slightly saddened as he pulled away from her face.
"N-no Luffy! I'm alright!"
"Oh. Okay! Well, I guess I'll try to get to bed now. Hopefully I'll be able to sleep now. Night Nami!"
Nami turned her head and mumbled, "Night Luffy."
"Okay, maybe I do like him more than a little." Nami thought as she strode back to her cabin to get some needed rest.
---------Yaysies!!---------
Me: Plz R&R!! I hope it was okay for my first shot at a One Piece fic. I hope to get at least 5 reviews until I post the next chapter!! TT4N