Note to all the people out there that this is NOT THE ACTUAL contents of the little naughty book, okay? I just made it up… just enjoy it… thanks. –Drake.

Sanji banged the door one more time…

"OI!! Get up yer feet god damn it!!" Sanji yelled at the closed door in front of him, banging the door a couple of times. "You have school to do!! Now get up!!"

A sleepy kind of voice replied behind the door. "Okay, Uncle Sanji… I'm up…" Then the door opened, and Chester came out. "Why do you have to yell at me early in the morning??" He scratched his head.

"The hell, you want the food spoil on the table?" Sanji pushed him on the back, both of them heading to the kitchen. "Now eat your breakfast and get dressed. I still have to cook here…"

As Chester sat on the table, he yawned loudly. "I'm still sleepy, Uncle Sanji…"

"Damn you, Chester. Yawn one more time on the food and soon you'll see a flying knife going towards you…" Sanji warned, putting his apron and heading to the stove. "And one more thing, STOP CALLING ME UNCLE!! YOURE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A FIFTY YEAR OLD!!"

Chester chuckled. "Whatever, Uncle…" And took a bite on his sausage.

This was the usual morning routine for Sanji and his nephew. If Nami were there, situations can get better. But since she's on leave in America, Chester has to suffer his company with Sanji… A couple of minutes after breakfast, Chester brushed his teeth and washed himself. And while he was fixing his uniform, Chester asked his uncle who was sitting on the couch, relaxing…

"Hey, Uncle Sanji, How do I look?" Chester asked as he tied his green and red necktie in front of a framed mirror on the wall.

"Hah! A High school nerd with no girlfriend!!" Sanji replied, sarcastically laughing.

"C'mon, Uncle, give me an honest answer!"

"Tsk, you look cool of course!!"

"You think so?"

"Now what drama are you concocting about now…" Sanji looked at him blankly.

"No, nothing. I'm only asking…"

"You know what's best for you, Chester. I suggest you get a girlfriend." Sanji stood from the couch and leaned next to the framed mirror.

"Girlfriend? How's that? Aunt Nami told me not to get a girlfriend when I'm 20!!" Chester replied, surprised about what Sanji said.

"Ahh, Nami-san has been teaching you well, Chester, but it sounds so wrong… you are a 16 year old nerd, smart in his studies for 6 whole years, multi award winner and most of all, NO GIRLFRIEND." Sanji crossed his arms, then continued. "How did you ever survive studying with out a girlfriend?!"

"Well… hard work, motivations… and inspirations…"

"Really? Then who are your inspirations? Let me guess, girls, isn't it?" Sanji asked, still leaning on the wall beside the framed mirror.

"No… I have many inspirations, such as Albert Einstien… Isaac Newton and…"

Sanji almost slipped off the wall he was leaning on. "NO!! DAMN IT!! MAN, YOU ARE a nerd, aren't you?!" Sanji never heard such… inspirations before. "Look! It's time for you to change!! All you need is… A GIRLFRIEND!!"

"But Aunt Nami wants me to put studying on first priority!"

"But girls?? What priority are the girls, then?!" Sanji asked, catching his balance.

"Uh… she said 'Make girls your FIFTH priority'"

"GAH!!" Sanji almost slipped off again. "I can't believe this!! Okay… fine. It's like this…" Sanji got of the wall. "I want you… to score a girl or two and fall in love with one of them." Sanji said.

"B-But my studies…"

"FORGET ABOUT STUDIES!!! LOOK AT THAT CUPBOARD THERE!!" Sanji replied angrily, pointing at the cupboard on the corner of the living room. "IT'S ALL FILLED WITH MEDALS TROPHIES AND ALL THE OTHER WOOKIE DOOS YOU WIN!!! IT'S LIKE A DAM ABOUT TO BURST!!"

Sanji calmed down, lowering his hand. "Look, Chester, as your uncle, I'm telling you a good thing in life. Because you see, sooner or later you'll need a girlfriend in the future and start a family and business. And now, I'm preparing you for the future!!"

"I see… but I still say no."

"WHY?!" Sanji asked, desperately now.

"Aunt Nami said that studies come first whatever you do!" Chester explained. "Girls will come in mind later, but now I have to concentrate on my studies!!"

Sanji couldn't fight back. But he had an idea…

"Look, just give it a shot. Only once, for me!" Sanji said. "Just try it out for me, and then in the next time, you'll WANT to do it again."

Chester thought hard. "Why is he starting all this? I only asked a simple 'how do I look' question… but I have to listen to what he says or he'll come up with some sob story and tell it to Aunt Nami and in the end, I'll get the blame…"

Chester gulped. "I'll do it…"

"Eh? What's that?" Sanji asked again, to confirm.

"I'll do it. Find a girlfriend and all the other things you want me to do…" Chester replied, some worries climbing up his spine.

"THAT'S MY BOY!! You can go back to studying anyways! If you do the thing I asked you to do, I'll never ask you again! I promise!!" Sanji put his arm over Chester's shoulder.

"Er… yeah…"

"Now, I want to ask your situation in school. How are things going?" Sanji sat on the couch.

"Well, my grades are all fine. Teachers like me a lot. And I have no school bullies bugging me." Chester replied, sitting on the couch across his Uncle.

Sanji smacked his head. "NO!! IM NOT ASKING YOUR STATUS!! IM ASKING YOUR SITUATION WITH GIRLS!! What are they doing, are they talking to you and stuff?" Sanji asked, putting a cigar on his mouth and lighted it.

"Well, to tell you the truth. Every morning when I arrive at school, there are girls… uh… what shall I say… going wild over me…"

Sanji stopped, his cigar dropping off his mouth. "…going wild over you?" Sanji echoed.

"Don't get the wrong idea, Uncle Sanji, for the past six years there are girls always waiting at the gate, waiting for me to arrive. And when I do, there are like 15 to 18 of them greeting me 'Hi, cutie!' 'Hi, Chester!!' 'I love you!'"

Now Sanji just stared at Chester. He never thought his nephew would be THAT popular… and Sanji was struck heavy by jealousy, since Chester had girls saying hi to him, Sanji had…none. But Sanji had to get over it. Even though how painful it is.

"Then what do you do?" Sanji asked blankly, still staring at Chester.

"Nothing. I didn't mind them." Chester answered.

Sanji suddenly stood. "NOTHING?! YOU MEAN FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS, YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING BACK AT THEM?!" Sanji asked, going crazy.

"Yeah. Because before I entered the school six years ago, Aunt Nami told me not to mind any girl and keep my mind into studying." Chester said.

Sanji never could imagine. The same 18 girls in six YEARS kept saying hi at him and yet he said nothing? Sanji never saw such maltreatment of the ladies like that… "Nami-chwan… what the HELL are you teaching this kid?!"

Sanji grew mad. "THAT'S NOT A WAY TO TREAT A GIRL!! If you want to have a girlfriend, you should be nice to them and say hi back at them!!"

"R-Really?"

"HECK YES CHESTER!! YOU HAVE TO SAY HI AT THEM WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL TODAY, YOU HEAR?!"

"Yes Sir!! I-I'll do it!!"

"And another question… Are you talking to the girls?"

"Sometimes, yeah. They mostly ask me for help in doing some projects and other odds." Chester replied.

"Well, this time, I want you to talk to them MORE!!"

"Uh… okay, Uncle Sanji…" Chester gulped. "But what if they might do something wrong to me?"

"Believe me they won't…" Sanji replied, reminiscing how many times Nami slapped him on the face for flirting too much… "You ARE popular anyway…"

"Uh… okay. I'll try remembering that as I go to school…" Chester stood, heading to the door and picking up his bag.

"Haha! Don't worry, Chester! I'm sure you'll make the school collapse because of all the girls screaming!! And if there's anything wrong, just call me, and I'll help you out, okay?"

"Yeah, Yeah…" Chester opened the door. "Thanks, Uncle Sanji… I think…"

"Haha! Happy flirting!" Sanji laughed loud as he closed the door. "Haah! He's lucky to have an uncle like me!!" Sanji said to himself proud as he walked to the kitchen.

Chester heads down to the bottom of the hotel by elevator… Still thinking if he has to listen to his Uncle Sanji or his Aunt Nami… then, Chester has finally decided…

To Be Continued…

This is just my first fic, okay, so flame me all you like… I don't care anyway. So anyhow, I'm out of ideas right now, so someone with a good heart out there give me one… okay? Send me a PM if any problems, okay? Thanks…

-Drake.