Jade, Luke, Guy, Tear, Natalia and Anise walk around theor forest. They look for monster to fight. They need experience to level up. Luke take out he sword and say he bored. Guy say shut up idiot. Jade nod and say he shut up too. Natalia laugh so hard she pee herself. Guy say ew. Anise do it too. Guy say very ew.
They change clothes and keep looking. But wait! Monster come!! Luke use Rending Blast, he miss because he too sucky. Jade us magic and monster die. Luke cry for he too sucky to kill crappy monster. They all agree. Luke say he kill next monster no matter what. They sit. They wait. Monster no come. Luke lay on ground in front of camp fire. They wonder where fire come from. Maybe it trap. But it not, silly people.
Hour later they sleeping. Then they heared noise! They wakey and say Luke kill it. He say no problem. They wait with weapon in hand. Then a big shadow come around corner. It so huge. It so scary. It so… wait it just little snake. It slither over to them and smile. They laugh and say it so cute. Luke say he beat it easy.
Luke do many arcane artes. But no! They no effect on snake. He run out of TP and look for help. They say no because he say he do it himself. He say fine and look for orange gel. Anise burp and say sorry. He not happy. He look for other gel but he hear others burp too. They all say sorry. He sweat drop. Luke then look back at snake and it sit there smile at him. Snake look happy.
Luke run at him with sword to kill it. Snake easy move out of way. Luke keep trying. It no work. He then trip and cut snake tiny bit. Snake look at he cut. It have tear in it eye. They all say awww. Luke say it time it die. Snake then grow big and kill Luke. It spit out sword, digest Luke, spit out bone then go back to regular size. It pick up sword and slither over to others. They say he so cool. They ask him join them. Snake say yes. They become good friend. Snake later become king and everyone love him.
The End.