Tobi's Party

(I don't own Naruto)

In one week it would be Halloween. Tobi decided to have throw a costume party. Not the everyday costume party, but an 'Akatsuki Style' party. He had great ideas for his event, the best being the award for the best costume. The first place costume winner would get to lead the Akatsuki for one week. Tobi would just have to win. After all it was HIS party. He was obviously throwing the party to impress the group's newest member, Sakura. Unfortunately, it seemed that Tobi was the only one looking forward to the party.

Deidara paced his room while Sakura watched patiently. They were discussing Tobi's prospective party. "Hey Deidara," Sakura laughed. "How about we have matching costumes that way we will have two chances at winning and two weeks of being the leader?"

Deidara looked at her and smiled. "You are a genius!" Deidara leaped on Sakura as she set quietly on the bed. "I LOVE YOU YEAH!!" He screeched as he squeezed the air out of her.

Sakura, gasping for air, wormed her way out of his embrace. "Ha ha ha ha… I love you too, Deidara, just please try not to kill me next time you hug me ok?!" Deidara ignoring her instruction squeezed her even tighter. "DEIDARA… OFF… NOW!!" Deidara quickly pulled away sadly looking down at the floor. A loud knock came suddenly at the happy couple's wall.

An angry Kisame shouted, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

A frantic Deidara jumped away from Sakura, quickly curling up in the corner of his room.

"What the hell is your problem? You are acting weirder than usual, Deidara." Sakura spoke in disgust.

Deidara looked from Sakura dramatically putting his arm over his one good eye as he turned to cry. "You hate me!"

Sakura rolled her eyes and rubbed her temples. "You are on something, aren't you?!" Sakura yelled in anger as she turned to leave.

"No it's just…" Deidara cried like a baby. "If you leave Tobi will find you and he will hug you to death and then...YOU WILL DIE!!" Sakura turned to look at him again and twitched.

"Whatever you say… Deidara… whatever you say." Sakura sat down next to him on the floor and smiled. "Ok what are we going to be for the contest?" Deidara's sad puppy face turned into an evil smirk. The look he flashed Sakura was pure devilish. He whispered his idea softly into her ear.

Sakura's eye's widened as he spoke. "NO WAY PERVERT!!"

AT THE PARTY ONE WEEK LATER

Tobi looked at everyone's costumes closely (a little too closely for their tastes). He quickly began writing notes on his clipboard while Itachi and Kisame sat at a table making fun of his costume. Tobi ignored their insults as he stood proud in his sailor suit and tiny hat. He quietly reached around tucking his sticky lollipop into his back pocket to avoid anymore heckling from the duo.

"Hey," Kisame looked around and spoke. "Where are Deidara and Sakura?"

Tobi gave out a desperate gasp and dropped suddenly to the floor. "WOW HE'S DEAD LETS GET OUT OF HERE! YES! YAHOO!!" Yelled Kisame screamed and laughed as he punched his fists in the air. But all the excitement was halted as the group suddenly seen what had startled Tobi. The room fell silent as mouths began to drop at the sight in front of them.

There in the doorway stood Deidara in a tuxedo. On his arm was Sakura sporting an extremely tiny and revealing French maid costume. Tobi crawled over to Sakura with his clipboard in hand to inspect her outfit. She stood blushing and giggling at the pathetic men's faces as she pulled the lollipop out of Tobi's pocket. She gave Deidara a sneaky wink as she innocently began to lick the lollipop in front of the drooling men. "Tobi thinks Sakura's outfit the best so Sakura and Deidara win!"

Deidara smirked and put his arm around her shoulder. "Told you we would win yeah!"