Disclaimer :: I do not own Naruto.

A/N : Erhms. I was inspired to write a hilarious NaruHina SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno ficlet after reading loads of the mentioned pairings :D It's like, I just have to write it out. And so here I am! Probably a 15-20 chapter-ed story. Enjoy!(:

The Daily Happenings of Konoha

Chpt 1 – The Beginning of it All

By :: SleepyDreamGirl

Birds perched on branches chirped merrily; the sun was shining brightly and all was peaceful and serene in Konohagakure…to be broken by loud shouts and yells emitted by the number one hyperactive blonde in the village.

"Urgh! No! My eyes-MY HOLY EYES! AHH! No!-MY HOLY LIFE!!"

Naruto was dashing around madly, swinging his arms around wildly, acting as though acid got into his eyes. A sudden huge, angry aura bursted out from behind him, and Naruto screamed.

"OH SHIT!"

He scrambled for cover behind a just-walking-past-by Kakashi, whimpering, "Kakashi-sensei! Help me!" The said man blinked, putting away his perverted book back in his pouch for safety when he saw who was trying to bore holes through Naruto with the angry look in her eyes.

"NA. RU.TO."

Naruto winced at how his name was being pronounced. It was, of course, common to see people chasing after Naruto for his life whenever he always did something to anger them. But…to anger the famed Weapon Mistress was really a big fat mistake of Naruto's. And he realized it too late.

"DIE!"

"AHH! KAKASHI-SENSEI, HELP!!"

The said man once again blinked, before giving a mysterious slight smile and 'poof-ing' into thin air. The poor blonde haired boy was left alone with no protection. Villagers had long stopped their daily shopping of groceries to watch this amusing scene unfolding, and among them, Hinata, Ino and Sakura.

While Ino and Sakura had laughed loudly at seeing how Naruto was getting beaten up by Tenten, Hinata had sighed silently and wondered what her boyfriend had done this time. She prayed that Tenten wouldn't had him too severely wounded.

So much for prayers.

"…that'll teach you…stupid loudmouth…"

Tenten huffed and walked away. Sakura had walked up to Naruto, asking him what he had done to anger the Weapon Mistress so much, and Hinata saw her drop her bag of groceries, covering her agape mouth with her hands when it seemed that Naruto had finished.

She'd squealed and giggled, giving him hard slaps on the back while he winced in pain.

Sakura happily skipped back to where Ino and Hinata was, her smile seemingly stretching from ear to ear. When asked what happened, she giggled again and whispered.

"Oooh, the lovely pure flower of us 4 had just been taken."

Time seemed to stand still, until Ino suddenly burst out laughing, while Hinata turned away to hide the smile that was forming on her face.

When the laughter and chuckles had subsided, Naruto, feeling well enough to finally stand up after withstanding his brutal torture from Tenten, made his way to Hinata.

"Hina-chan! Let's go to Ichiraku!"

"Ah…hai, Naru-kun," she had smiled.

The two left, leaving Ino and Sakura alone. Though the two girls had barely noticed at all, what with the laughter and all. When they finally noticed that Naruto and Hinata was gone, Ino had given a small 'hmph'.

"Great. Just greeeat. Just when this was our threes' shopping hour, Naruto comes and snatches our Hinata. The next moment I know, Sasuke-kun is gonna pick you up, and as usual, I'm supposed to be left with Tenten, but …with Tenten gone from the list of bachelorettes too, I'm the only one left!"

The blonde-haired girl had started to ramble on and wailed to no one in particular. And, as abruptly as it had begun, as abruptly as she ended.

"Oh well."

Sakura slanted her eyes at her friend's weird behavior.

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"Two miso ramens!"

"Coming right up!"

Naruto smiled happily at the thought of his delicious ramen, while Hinata sat silently by his side.

"Hina-chan?"

…no response.

"Hina-chan?"

Yet, no response.

"Hina-chan!"

"Ah, uh, hai?"

Naruto frowned slightly. It was highly unlikely to find Hinata somewhere in DreamLand, but it seemed that she had only just gotten out of DreamLand.

"What's troubling you?"

Hinata smiled. One of the many, many points she had liked about her boyfriend; his ableness to sense even the slightest thing that was wrong with her.

"Well…could you tell me the details of how Neji-nii-san hooked up with Tenten?"

"Hina-chan!"

"I really, really can't help my curiousity in this," Hinata chuckled softly.

Naruto grinned.

"Well, well…you want the entire of the whole story?"

"Yes,"

"Even the tiniest little minor details? Even those extra itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-"

"Yes, Naru-kun, just like those extra small details you always notice on me,"

Naruto smiled again.

"Well…actually…"

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Naruto's stomach made an extremely embarrassing growling noise. He had just came back to Konoha after a Rank B mission in Suna, and was definitely both tired and hungry.

I'll go for a quick bite first, Naruto thought.

He whistled happily as he half-skipped, half-walked to Ichiraku, thinking of exactly how many bowls of ramen he could fill into his stomach.

And a weird type of a clinking noise reached his ears.

He hurriedly hid behind some trees, as he had been taking a shortcut to Ichiraku through the forest. He strained his ears to try and hear that sound again, before catching the faint weird clink of it, coming from his left.

He turned, trying to catch the source of the noise.

And there it was. Weapons littered all over the ground. And feet stepping on the weapons had been the source of the weird clinking sounds.

Naruto widened his eyes at the sight before him, quickly getting behind the covers of some trees again. He rubbed his eyes over and over and over again, before confirming the sight in front of him to be true, really true, not just some weird imaginary scene that popped up in his head due to the hot sun.

Neji and Tenten.

Tenten being slowly pushed back against a tree, courtesy of Neji.

Neji, arms around Tenten's waist.

Tenten, arms around Neji's neck.

Neji and Tenten, noses brushing against each other's.

Naruto blinked again. He could not access any information inside his brain. It was coming in jumbles of sentences and he tried to link it together.

Neji and Tenten, kissing each other.

The last sentence that was accessed through his brain made no sense. He tried to link it somehow with the other sentences, but it just made a total mess of his confused mind.

At the end of his wits, feeling so frustrated, he 'URGH!'-ed, loudly.

Naruto started running for his 'holy' life and tried to get the last sentence out of his brain through his 'holy' eyes.

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Naruto finished his story happily, not failing to notice Hinata stifling her laughter.

"Hina-chan?"

"O-oh my g-god…N-naru-kun…you're s-so h-hilarious!"

Naruto tried to piece what she said together, with great difficulty. When he finally did, though, he pouted with his cutest puppy eyes that he could muster, and whimpered.

"Geez, Hina-chan…"

Hinata tried her best not to squeal too much when she saw Naruto's adorable expression. She laughed softly instead, giving him a chaste, swift kiss on the lips almost instantaneously.

Naruto's eyes immediately lit up and he had a little blush forming on his cheeks.

Even after around 6 months of dating, Naruto would still blush whenever Hinata kissed him. And to think Hinata got over this problem sooner than he did. Sakura was laughing her head off when Naruto had sheepishly told her, after much constant pleading from the pink-haired girl as to how their relationship had been.

The couple chuckled together as their ramens arrived.

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"Simple, nice and easy…hmph. As if." Ino grumbled.

"It's not 'as if', it's real, Ino. Just like how Naruto and Hinata had gotten together, and maybe also Neji and Tenten," Sakura protested.

"If finding true love in my life is really simple, nice and easy as you had put it, where's mine?"

"Your what?"

"Boyfriend!"

Sakura sighed.

"Fate, girl. Things like love takes fate and luck to decide."

"Yeah," Ino snorted.

Sakura rolled her eyes. There was no arguing around Ino that could be won. But this particular argument was one that Sakura had to win no matter what.

"Look, Ino. Fine, maybe it isn't simple, nice and easy as I had put it, but trust me. It'll come one day. I mean, c'mon, me and Sasuke's doing just fine aren't we? And we didn't exactly get together in a simple, nice and easy way,"

"…"

"Okkays, case closed. My side of the argument won. Now would you stop being so pessimistic?"

"…" Ino snorted again.

"I'll take it as a yes, then. Now let's go on some shopping spree! Boys need not cloud our minds every single second of our living moments," Sakura grinned.

Ino hmph-ed, and acted reluctant to join Sakura in her shopping spree. By the end of it, Ino and Sakura were carrying a bazillion bags full of stuffs. And, they were both laughing away.

Typical girls.

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"Hyuuga,"

"Uchiha,"

Both had called out each other's name with such malice and icy venom dripped on it. Tenten sweat-dropped.

"Neji, stop it, and Sasuke, I would greatly appreciate it if you could stop this too," she had chided.

Seeing as how unmoving the two ice blocks had been even after her chiding, she raised her voice up a notch.

"HYUUGA NEJI! I SAID STOP IT!"

Tenten then proceeded to turn sweetly towards Sasuke.

"Sasuke-san, I would really appreciate it damn much if you would stop this too,"

A raised eyebrow from the Uchiha got Tenten offering.

"I'll ask Sakura to accompany me to go shopping more often, rather than her always burdening you with the chore of it,"

A smirk formed on his face, him mouthing 'Thanks,' and poof-ing into thin air.

Neji had 'hn'-ed when Sasuke went off, and 'hn'-ed once more when Tenten turned around to give him a slight glance.

"Neji, that was real childish of you to actually engage in some staring contest with the Uchiha. What, is this some sort of a Byakugan vs Sharingan?"

Neji snorted and turned away.

"It wasn't like I was the one who started all this,"

Tenten raised her eyebrows but pressed no further.

"Whatever it is, Neji,"

Neji turned away again.

"Did you catch Uzumaki, by the way?"

The sight of Tenten immediately clenching her fists and gritting her teeth wasn't a really appeasing sight to Neji, and he assumed that Naruto had miraculously escaped from the wraths of the Weapon Mistress's hands.

"Yeahs, he was beaten to a pulp,"

Neji said nothing.

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Hinata giggled softly; under the pale blue moonlight, she looked like an angel descended to Earth to Naruto. They had finished their lunches, ramen, ages ago, and had went for a walk through some secluded parts of the forest, taking a breather.

Before they knew it, tiredness made them sit down under the shades of the trees, and both had soon fallen asleep; Naruto on Hinata's lap, with Hinata's hand in the midst of stroking Naruto's wild blonde hair.

The couple had awoken to the pale moonlight shining directly in their faces, and Naruto had offered to walk Hinata back home.

She had laughed at Naruto's attempt to try and mimic the old hag he had met in his recent Rank B mission in Suna, and she found it hilarious how Naruto could actually mimic the crooked mouth of the old lady so much alike.

"…such manners! Real atrocious, he…" Naruto mimicked.

Hinata laughed softly yet again. Naruto continued to talk animatedly to her until they finally reached the Hyuuga estates, earning a little whimper from the blonde boy. He had always hated parting with Hinata.

Hinata, being the alert girl she was, smiled at Naruto, and held his hands.

"You don't expect me to be within your sights 24/7 neh, Naru-kun?"

"I don't expect it, but it'll come true when you marry me. Then, we'll live in a simple apartment, and have kids, and I'll become the Rokudaime and, and when I come home from work, Hina-chan, you'll greet me with a kiss and…"

Hinata sweatdropped as Naruto rambled on. But, it was really sweet of Naruto to have said all that.

"Arigatou, Naru-kun. Aishiteru."

Hinata tiptoed and leaned forward onto Naruto, putting her arms around his neck, slowly closing the distance between their faces. Caught unexpectedly, Naruto had let out a small gasp when Hinata kissed him. When they finally broke away for oxygen, Naruto had that blush upon his face again.

Hinata chuckled.

"You're so adorable at times, Naru-kun."

Naruto blushed further, the redness of his face almost resembling a tomato. And just at that moment, an evil scheme popped into his mind. He smirked as his blush faded almost immediately.

"Neh Hina-chan…"

"Hn-"

She got cut off, courtesy of Naruto, who had suddenly pulled Hinata closer to him and settled his arms around Hinata's waist, placing a kiss on her lips.

This time round, Hinata was caught off guard, and had widened her eyes in surprise at first. But when Naruto's lips came begging for entrance into her mouth, she smiled and settled her arms around his neck once more, and granted Naruto's request.

They explored each other's mouths, finding the faint taste of their earlier miso ramens.

Ah, sweet heaven.

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"Hinata-sama?"

Hinata let out a small gasp, jumping back in shock.

"N-neji-nii-san?"

Neji looked back at her.

"…hai?"

Hinata sighed in relief. She had though that it was her father, and was afraid of what would happen if he had discovered that she had returned home so late.

Neji raised an eyebrow and continued, "Hinata-sama, why did you return so late?"

"Neji-nii-san, I've long told you not to add 'sama' behind my name anymore," Hinata sighed again.

"It's not a habit I can change easily. Why did you come back so late?" Neji changed back the topic.

Hinata bit her lips tentatively. She knew that Neji had been wary of the relationship between her and Naruto, and had always been trying to protect Hinata from any 'harm' Naruto might cause her. It wasn't a really good idea to tell him that she had just been out all day with Naruto.

"Err…wait, Neji-nii-san, before that, I have to confirm something."

Neji raised his eyebrows once more.

"I heard that you are finally together with Tenten-san."

Neji cursed softly, clenching his fists. I'm going to kill that stupid loudmouth, he thought.

Almost as if Hinata could read minds, she added, "Only Naruto-kun, Ino-san, Sakura-chan and me knows about it,"

Neji almost sighed in relief. Almost.

"It was Uzumaki who told you, right?"

Hinata dared not say further, in protection for her boyfriend. She didn't want him injured again, especially after the brutal beating he had gotten from Tenten.

Neji sighed and rubbed his temples. He hadn't really wanted any others to know about his newly-found relationship with Tenten, but it seemed impossible now.

"Never mind. I won't injure him that much, so don't worry too much, Hinata-sama, and go to sleep early."

Hinata winced and nodded slightly.

"Good night,"

"Good night, Neji-nii-san,"

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Sakura plopped onto her bed, grinning away like a lunatic.

Right after her shopping spree with Ino, Sasuke had popped out of nowhere, dragging Sakura away from Ino, who had started rambling on to herself about how she was officially left alone, left to die as a spinster, and Sakura sweatdropped.

She had thought it was a bad idea to leave Ino alone in the state she was in, until they saw the lazy Nara sluggishly walking across, hands in his pocket, and Ino had yelled for him to accompany her.

Sakura thought she heard Shikamaru muttered a 'Troublesome…" under his breath before she left with Sasuke.

Typical Nara, Sakura laughed.

Sasuke then brought her to the training grounds where they, as a team, had trained in as genins. He had led Sakura there quietly, holding on to her hand all the while. When they finally reached the grounds, Sasuke was still as quiet as ever.

"Sasuke?"

"…py anni.." he muttered something incoherently.

"What?"

"I said happy anniversary,"

"Oh," Sakura smiled.

A few seconds passed…a few minutes passed…the cricket was chirping slowly in the background…

"WHAT?! SASUKE YOU SAID HAPPY ANNIVERSARY? Nonono, wait, you're not Sasuke! You kidnapped my Sasuke, oh my god, what did you do to him?! You had better-"

Sasuke grumbled. And he shut her up with a kiss. But still.

"OH MY GOD! You stole my kiss! It's only meant for Sasuke and Sasuke only! Who are you, you hentai stranger?! AHH! SASUKE!"

"…"

"HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAAAAAAI!"

"Sakura, shush."

"HEEEEEEEENTAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

Sasuke sighed and closed his eyes, carelessly tossing something from his pocket to Sakura, who caught the unknown object just in time, before it almost dropped onto the ground.

"HEEEEEN…tai…" she stopped in midst of her screaming as she saw what the unknown object was.

Silence filled the atmosphere. Sasuke opened one of his eyes only to see Sakura coming towards him, and the next moment, her playfully teasing him into opening his mouth with her tongue.

And to think he complied.

When they finally broke away for the undeniable need for air, Sakura beamed at Sasuke, unable to contain the smile that was coming out.

"You're really Sasuke,"

Said person grunted.

"I can't believe you're really Sasuke,"

He grunted once more. Sakura squealed.

"You actually remembered our anniversary, and even…"

Sasuke smirked this time round instead of grunting to reply.

"You even…did you sew this out yourself?"

"What do you think?"

Sakura chuckled. Her boyfriend was just so unpredictable. She gave Sasuke a small peck on his cheek, and muttered 'Thanks'.

And the arrogant Uchiha smirked once more.

He had sent her home after that, and this time, Sasuke bid Sakura farewell by placing a chaste kiss on her forehead, before leaving.

Which leads to Sakura plopping onto her bed, grinning like a lunatic. Tightly clutched in her hands, was a chibi-fied doll of herself, wearing a blue shirt with the words 'Property Of Uchiha Sasuke; HANDS OFF."

Just the gender opposite of what she had given Sasuke exactly a year ago, a chibi-fied doll of him wearing a pink shirt with the words 'Haruno Sakura's Sasuke; HIS LIPS ARE MINE ONLY."

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A/N : Okays…one of the longest fics I've yet to write without slacking off. Fine, I've made some character changes. Naruto's a wee bit shy, Hinata's no longer shy (to be uncovered in later chpts :D), Sasuke's .. Sasuke, Sakura's hyper, Neji's .. Neji. Tenten's fierce, Shikamaru's .. errhms. Ino's hyper! xD Ah well. Tried to rush this for my birthday yesterday, 8th August, but it seems I was too late. Never minds. Happy 42nd Birthday S'pore(: & this is dedicated to Geneva, a Happy Advanced Birthday for 10th August. Whee! Reviews would be greatly appreciated to show how much you care for this fluffy story xD