Ironically Yuffie

Sadly Misunderstood

Ch: I Entry in the ol' noggin

They all thought I was cute, but so immature, I knew that for a fact too. Though never in my years as a kunoichi have I ever been called 'cute'. It was like tying giant heavy bow to a tiny feeble kite. It was wrong at utterly pointless, I was hot and sexy, not cute!

The days went by like nothing and I remember how the birds used to caw in my hometown, there was no resemblance here. It only said 'Aho, aho!' which I pretty sure is an obscenity judging by the fact that it was a twisted, mental grin whenever it says it. Maybe I'm chauvinist jerk, like Vinnie, though better looking and so not emo. I swear he does voodoo on pretty sexy things like me.

Maybe just maybe he has a thing for me, I'm not quite sure. I can feel it though you know. Then again I'm pretty sure Reno does too maybe I'm paranoid. Paranoia is a funny word actually, it never seems to make anything better. Oh lookie here, I'm rambling on and on and on about pointless crap.

…Who am I? Oh, by now I thought it might have been obvious I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi! Borrower extraordinaire, you all wish you could be me, well let's get back to the actual point of my whole rambling.

Cloud. One word, 'nuff said. I kind of sort of, maybe like him. Okay, maybe I really like him. Like a whole lot. But I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm an annoying klepto. Too bad, materia makes the world go round. If not then the world would be square and Yuffie no likey square worlds. No siree. Not that there are square worlds…are there? Nope there aren't. I just asked Vincent, he gave me a weird look like his, 'are you really asking me this?' look. He's the freak in the red robe thing, not me.

Oh gawd, Vinnie just told Cloud what I asked him, seriously that vamp is a girl-wannabe, gossiping and all that. Aw, now Cloud gave me a weird look, wait, I think he's smiling. Or laughing at me. One of those things now I feel stupid.

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Yuffie's head was practically smoking. "I think she's actually trying to think." Vincent comments softly, shaking his head slightly. A small smirk started etching its way across his face. Cloud offers a small smile of his own looking at Yuffie; she was red-faced and down-cast. He almost felt sorry for her. Almost. "I think she likes you." Cloud mutters off-handedly. Vincent nearly fell off balance. Hilarious if one wanted a hand cut off.

"You, you're joking, right?" Vincent gasped, trying to regain his composure, looking over at Yuffie nervously. Yuffie was busy trying to get up, apparently during the two man "gossip" Yuffie fell backwards successfully breaking a lamp and one of Tifa's picture frames. "G-gawd!" Yuffie stuttered, rubbing her head angrily, unaware of Vincent's uneasy gaze.

"Hey, Vince, I was kidding." Cloud answers after a few moments, walking away from the crazed man. "Ugh…" Vincent was not good now, he was sick, he actually thought Yuffie had feelings for him. Ha! No really. Ha and ha again. Vincent stopped. 'Oh please no. Not for the little thief.' Grudgingly Vincent stalked towards the confines of his own room.

Yuffie finally managed to stand shacking off any dirt presentable. "Oooh, stupid ass chair. Falling and all that." Yuffie muttered before turning in herself.

A/N: First story, first chapter, potential pairings Yuffie/Vincent Yuffie/Cloud. Dunno. Read and review if you'd like! Well review…yeah.