Ahh yes, just go ahead and kill me now. I started another chapter fic but this idea I could just NOT leave alone! I just couldn't! Anyways I do not own Naruto or the lyrics I used throughout the fic and all that jazz. This has total crack pairings but it is not a crack fic. So read and prepare to be stunned (jk) anyways, the great pairings list:

GaaHaku! NejiSasu! ItaNaru! KankyIno! LeeSaku! ShikaTema! KibaHina!

And that would be that. Just FYI this is not a High school! Fic, but it is a really messed up AU fic in any case! So lets get on with it!

Keep on writing you're just raping yourself

Nothing can take my mind away from them
Don't you ask about me, ask about somebody else

Once I've fallen there's many stories to tell
I can feel it, won't embrace it, it's overwhelming how far you take it.

Stuck in a state of questioning
And don't you tell me you know we're destined, you won't convince me.

I won't listen Resentment building, you've put our lives on hold- "Trashed and Scattered" A7X

Haku's Point of View

"Science has marveled at unnatural powers since the beginning of time. We have forced ourselves to believe in gods and goddesses in assumption that such a being has the supernatural powers we crave to possess. I am not here to tell you that god does not exist. I am here to tell you that what you see here is not god."

The same old speech. I have heard it so many times throughout this little 'tour'. Part of me feels like some sort of rock star traveling across Japan and gracing those with my beauty, drinking with my roadies, and getting laid. Well, maybe not the last part. The other part of me feels like a dog everyone loves to goggle at and that my master adores showing me off. Neither am I a star or a dog.

My name is Momochi Haku. I'm eighteen years old, I have long black-brown hair and big beautiful, note the obvious sarcasm, eyes. I look like a girl, and I know it. When most people look at me it's almost always the same expression, confusion, lust, vanity. It's kind of nasty really. So I make it evident within the first conversation that I am indeed male.

My appearance is not what makes me 'special' as Nurse Hinata calls it. What makes me truly different than everyone else is that I possess supernatural powers. I could say that I developed them after some amazing space mission sacrificing myself for my lover. But…that would be lying. I was born with this god-forsaken ability. Dr. Uchiha Sasuke calls it Hydrokinesis. Basically I can manipulate water it any shape or form with my mind. But oh no, if that isn't enough I have another ability combined with my waterpowers. I say waterpowers because I always stutter when I try to say Hydrokinesis.

Anyway, this other ability is temperature manipulation. In short, I make stuff really cold. So usually when I mess with water it ends up being frozen. I would like to say that only I suffer this fate and I am the dog everyone studies…only. But that would be yet another lie.

I travel with four others like myself. One is sitting beside me, as usual looking very agitated about god knows what. His name is Sabaku no Kankuro. He had brown hair…well I think considering it's usually hidden under the most interesting almost cat-like hat. He also wears the strangest face-paint crawling from his cheekbones straight down his nose. He has a telekinetic ability, working best through his handmade puppets. The puppets are rather disturbing to look at; they are painted and carved with expert craftsmanship and look like real people. He's made one of just about everyone. It's rather freaky to be walking down the hall and seeing yourself walking beside him at the same time.

Another is named Yamanaka Ino. She is very pretty, with light blonde hair usually in a bun and blue eyes of a nice shade. However her appearance masks her frightening personality. She's brutal and her power is one of the most complicated ones I have ever seen. The victim must be very still and with correct precocity she can, to be as general as possible, take over her mind. Dr. Sasuke will talk about it soon enough in technical terms. Speaking of Ino and Sasuke she seems to have the hugest crush on him. Personally, I think the good doctor is a bastard and probably gay, or so says my ever present GayDar.

Next to Ino is the most irritating person I have ever met. His name is Uzumaki Naruto. He had bright blonde hair and cerulean eyes and always runs around in a bright orange suit. Zero fashion sense whatsoever. He is always being a bastard to Sasuke and trying to win a date with Nurse Sakura. He can get over it though, Sakura is asphyxiated with Sasuke. Naruto's power is that of replication. With concentration he can create hundreds, even thousands of solid copies of himself. They jolt and burst into smoke with a nice hard punch, but still…could a normal person do that?

And lastly there is him. Sabaku no Gaara. He had the most beautiful color of sea-foam green eyes I had ever seen, and extremely dark circles surround them due to the fact that he cannot sleep. He, like his brother Kankuro, had telekinesis. His specialty is the manipulation of Sand calling to his pain and protection without even concentrating. It all reacts to his emotions. I like his hair a lot. It's the color of really dark blood, like when a person dies the blood turns almost black! God, what's that word…it's on the tip of my tongue…oh forget it I'm rambling again. I hardly know anything about Gaara because he's a new kid, I was the very first to be put into Sasuke's test group.

Dr. Sasuke has been talking for a while now, oh, he's getting to my favorite part of the presentation. Shut up brain.

"From what we have been able to conclude those with psychokinetic abilities have received this through a genetic trait." Everyone in the audience shifted and looked around nervously. They always did that. "These abilities are called Kekkei Genkai or bloodline limits. About 99 percent of the people in the world are recessive to the Kekkei Genkai, and therefore do not have it, yet that singly percent of people who are dominant in the trait have ability. Members of that one percent are often related to one another, and more often than not share the same mother or father."

He flipped a slide revealing a string of artist drawn DNA, "Now, say that the mother has the recessive bloodline limit and gives birth to three children. If the first is born with the dominant trait more often than not the rest will too. A perfect example of this is Sabaku Gaara," he said pointing to the redhead who didn't even glance up, "And Sabaku Kankuro. Brothers both sharing telekinetic abilities."

I was beginning to zone out again but tuned in once more once I heard Ino's name. Her power fascinated me, and the fact that Dr. Sasuke had an explanation was rather amazing. Ino sat there looking smug and gazing over every member of the audience with equal dislike.

"Ms. Yamanaka Ino is a very interesting host to a Kekkei Genkai. As you see in this slide this is a picture of the average human brain. The left-brain and the right brain are of equal measure. However, this slide is a picture of Ino's brain. As you can see the 'left brain' as some call it hosts things like bodily functions is bigger than the right brain which has things like memory and personality. This is related to her ability. Over a period of time she can transfer all of her right brain into another person. Not physically of course, but she can transfer her memories, her personality, her habits into another person's left-brain. This not only renders her body as useless as a rag doll, but her victim if I can say so, is very weak during and after the control. Falling victim to this ability will most likely…drive you into psychosis."

Ino smirked as much of the audience flinched and I fought the urge to let out a giggle. My gaze directed to the three other doctors sitting a few feet away from us in their own chairs. One was Dr. Nara Shikamaru, a lazy excuse for a doctor but the host of an IQ exceeding 200. He was truly a genius that thought life was troublesome. Next to him was Dr. Uchiha Itachi. Yes, that would be Dr. Sasuke's dear older brother, and it was rather obvious seeing how in face they were nearly identical. However, Itachi towered over everyone like the grim reaper, and his hair was longer tied in a low ponytail. I think he's really hot. Next to him is Dr. Hyuuga Neji, Nurse Hinata's cousin. He had pale white eyes devoid of pupils although he could see very well, and long dark ebony hair usually tied at the very end. He was…pretty. I'm not sure, but he and Sasuke seem to be giving each other 'the look' lately. Relationship? Hot gay sex? How the fuck should I know? Oh yeah. Cuz I'm a physic. Not that I can read minds, but I am a psychic.

Oh great, everyone is looking at me. Is Sasuke talking about me now? Oh, shit is it already time for the demonstration? STOP LOOKING AT ME! Oh good, they're all gazing at Sasuke now. Not time for demo (insert loud anime sigh here). I feel my fingers begin to twirl in my hair again. Nervous habit. I'm chock full of them! Lets see, who should I make uncomfortable this time.

I scan over the crowd. As usual there are a bunch of reporters, and there are doctors, and the friends and family of the roadies. They usually show up at all of them. I see Kiba, Kankuro's best friend or something, and Temari who is Gaara and Kankuro's sister. Oh, and there's that Lee guy. He has a huge fixation with Nurse Sakura and follows us religiously; it's mildly creepy in my opinion. A few people I have seen once or twice such as Chouji and TenTen are among the crowd. Oh, and there is Zabuza-sama. He's my adoptive father; my real father found out about my father and went on a rampage when I was six or something. I ended up killing him by accident. I force the bad thoughts away and glance to the right of the stage where Nurse Sakura and Nurse Hinata are standing. I need to buy them flowers one day; they are so devoted to us even though we have all the strength and reason to kill them. Dr. Neji is approaching me. Oh damn, now it really is time for the demonstration.

We arrived home at the office at around ten p.m. The office, as everyone calls it, really is home. There are eight floors. The cafeteria is on the first floor. Anything to do for fun is on the second floor. Pool and exercise equipment is on the third floor. Every patient, nurse, and doctor had their own rooms in the fourth and fifth floors. There are a bunch of hardcore machines and medical crap on the sixth, seventh, and eighth floors. The family and friends of anyone who lives there can visit after seven in the morning and before ten at night. The office was the place everyone came home too, after being showed off like animals we get a step back to humanity.

I want to go for a swim but Nurse Sakura is giving me the "I'm going to give you a shot and then you're going to get your girly ass in bed IMMEDIATELY!" look. A long sigh and I follow her to the elevator along with Ino who also receives nightly meds from Sakura. The shots don't hurt. I get jabbed with a needle every night, every morning, and once at lunch. They won't let us take pills because our DNA structure wont allow the substance to reach the bloodstream that way, so we have to get direct shots. It hurt for a while, but soon enough that place on my forearm became numb and I don't feel anything there anymore.

After we're done the pink haired woman escorts us to our rooms. Ino had been oddly quiet tonight. Maybe they gave her more depressants than usual. I enter my room and Sakura shuts the door behind me and I can hear the lock click behind me. Damn she really does mean for me to stay inside.

Of all of the patients I am probably the most respected by the doctors and nurses. I rarely snap and usually just do whatever they tell me to do. I don't say this to be vain; I say it because by comparison I would like me the most too. Ino seems like the type that would kick your ass without warning. Kankuro is rude, cocky, and irritating. Naruto is a total knucklehead and talks with either his dick or his fists almost ninety percent of the time. Gaara. I don't know anything about his personality. He hasn't really proven himself to have a personality. He shows no signs of like or dislike. He's like a locked girl's diary. Very cute on the outside, yes I think Gaara is cute, but he could contain a gazillion dirty little secrets. You would never know because the keeper of the key always wears it around their neck. Hmm…maybe I should bite Gaara's neck. Maybe that would unlock him.

I suppress a giggle and walk into my bathroom still thinking of Gaara's reaction to me walking up to him and just taking a chomp out of his jugular and turned on the faucet. Water is nice. It's reacting to me and pouring out of the taps very quickly. The bathtub filled up and I turned off the faucet before it overflowed. Sasuke would be just wonderfully cheerful if that happened.

I tossed off my clothes and for a moment glared at my reflection. WHY DO I LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A GIRL? I mean god, if you exist, why did you have to do it halfway with me? You were probably starting with a girl, but ran out of materials so you took off the boobs and used it to make a penis. I snort out loud and climb into the tub. I hope the hot water doesn't wreck my hair; if it does I'll have to wear it in a bun again!

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Dude, I just realized there was almost no actual dialogue in the chapter. A lot of Haku talking to himself, but only twice does someone actually speak xDD Chapter one is up! This idea came to me late at night, and I couldn't leave it alone. Want another chapter? I won't update until I have ten reviews.