Jess: Hey Kee?

Me: Yeah Jess?

Jess: You don't own Twilight dumbass

Me: DAMMIT!!!!!!!! ((HEHE, ALMOST FORGOT THE COPYRIGHTS! I DON'T OWN YOU EDWARD! *GOES CLIFF DIVING* HOW COME WHEN I DO IT A HAWT WEREWOLF DOESN'T COME AND SAVE ME? AW SCREW IT, READ PPL!))

FanFic Chapter 1

NessiePOV

Ugh, we were moving back to Forks today. I hadn't been there since I
was a kid and going there would just bring back memories of the family
we were missing.

About three years ago, when I was technically eleven, even though I
didn't look it, the family broke apart. And I couldn't help by believe
that it was my fault.

Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme tried to reassure me that it wasn't
that they were upset or fighting but that the coven's numbers were too
large and we didn't want the Volturi to get suspicious or cause
problems.

I still didn't like it and I haven't seen anyone in Ohio except for my
small family. Mom, Dad, me and Uncle Jake.

I had just graduated eighth grade and was now being "home schooled".
Now that I looked like a Sophomore and people were beginning to get
suspicious we had to move again. Gah!

Anyway now I was in the backseat sprawled across Uncle Jake's lap in
Momma's Honda Pilot. Uncle Jake and Daddy were arguing over something
stupid and Momma was shaking her head.

"Oh Bloodsucker, remember how Charlie always liked me better?"

"Dog, remember how many times you almost killed my Bella?"

Uncle Jake growled, he's still a bit touchy on the subject of my Mom.
She ducked her head obviously reading Jake's face, knowing that I was
listening. It hurt him whenever I thought he liked my Momma better.

Uncle Jake had been brushing my hair off of my face and brushing my
cheek. I forgot how normal it is for him to touch me and him being
used to my powers. I pushed his hand away. He is such a cheater.

He tried tracing my lips and I bit him. He groaned and pulled his hand
away.

When we were near the border the scent of Werewolves hit my nose like
a tow truck. I plugged my nose and huddled into the farthest corner of
the backseat away from Uncle Jake.

It was too much. His eyes were sad and I saw my dad smirk. I grimaced,
he hated how close me and Uncle Jake are.

When we pulled up to our old house I was outta the car at vampire
speed. I ran up to my old room and sprawled on the bed face down.

After thirty seconds of silence I heard a whoosh and assumed it was my
parents until I smelt it. Him. But it was too late.

Jake jumped on top of me and started tickling me. It's embarrassing to
be the only ticklish vampire and he knew it.

I tried not to laugh. Epic fail. I giggled my arse off. I had him
laughing too. He must've thought this was pretty funny.

After a minute of his merciless torture I caught him off guard. I
grabbed his arm and shoved him offa me.

This kind of force would've sent a human flying across the room but it
only pushed him off of me and on his back next to me. Good.

I quickly switched my face down position and jumped on top of a
shocked Jacob. I smiled down at him to expose the vampire fangs I
bought on the way home to tick him off.

He growled and I gave him a believing hurt look. He grumbled a almost
inaudible sorry. I swear he was so much like Charlie that I wasn't
sure if he and my mother were switched at birth.

I bent down and kissed him lightly on the lips and repeated one of my
favorite lines from the Outsiders.

"Holler uncle."

"Nope."

He regained control and flipped on top of me and started tickling me
again. One time his hand slipped up and grazed my thigh.

I gasped and he stopped and gave me such an intense look that the
giggling ended and the staring began. His hand began to move again
when a throat cleared in the doorway. We looked up.

"Daddy!" I squealed. He had heard everything. Cheater. He walked over
and pushed Jacob away roughly. He bent down to kiss my forehead.

"Hello darling. Are you ready for your "freshman year?"

"Nope. But I guess I get that from Mom."

He laughed and walked away and Uncle Jacob followed. I sighed. Today
was going to be a slow day.