Orgy at Hogwarts
It was that time of year. Dumbledore had prepared by not masturbating for the entire week. He had gathered several wizards and witches and well as a few muggle supporters for a fundraiser. Several dark wizards were also in attendance no doubt to keep tabs on the goings on of Hogwarts.
Dumbledore cleared his throat and stood on top of a podium. "Everyone, please, please, take a bit of the punch I would like to make a toast."
Draco Malfoy rolled his eyes. "I hope we don't have to hear the old bugger go on and on."
Lucius Malfoy leaned into his son. "We have to keep up appearances Draco. Here take some punch."
Soon everyone also had a cup of punch in their hand.
"Does everyone have something to drink?" Dumbledore asked. His eyes roved around the room and he licked his lips, "Good, good. I would like to welcome you to our fundraiser…"
"I can't believe Dumbledore invited the Dursleys." Hermione whispered to Harry who was listening to Dumbledore drone on and on.
"They look terrified. I can't believe they're here either." Harry looked over at Dudley who was already drinking down the punch Dumbledore was so insistent everyone get and was reaching for another one.
Dumbledore's speech continued for several more minutes.
"Dumbledore is so boring." Ron said exasperated. "I bet he's never gotten any pussy in his life."
"Ron!" Hermione admonished. "How could you say such a thing!?"
"Well I think he's gay." Neville joined the conversation.
"How would you know you prat?!" Hermione hissed.
Neville turned bright red.
Ginny giggled stupidly, "Well I think he's bi."
"Would you all shut up?! Really! The last thing in the world I want to do is think of Dumbledore shagging anyone." Hermione folded her hands over her chest and turned to look up at Dumbledore.
"…And so a toast," Dumbledore finished finally.
Everyone sipped or gulped their punch.
A silence spread over the room.
"You now for this evening are under my control." Dumbledore smiled broadly. "The punch was laced with my own special Beardabee brew. You all will do and say whatever I wish. Do not worry none of you will remember these events. In fact, there is really no point in me telling you this. Let's get how you say, ah yes, let's get the party started."
(Get your barf bag ready for part 2)