Alrighty, my second fanfic! Slightly funny, but more about the answers to those stupid hypothetical/unanserwable questions. I need more of those so review and give me questions.

Week one:

Dear Ford,

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Sincerely,

Treehugger

Dear Treehugger,

Of course it makes a sound!! Think of it this way: if a monkey howls and no one's there to hear it, is it still a monkey?

Of course, if it were howling in pain as a biogeneticist is genetically mutating it into a pony, then no, it's not a monkey. However, that's not the point. The point is yes, it does make a sound. You don't have to believe. Not many people believe me anyway, but then, I don't know many people… does that answer your question?

Dear Ford,

Why do we sing "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" at ball games if we're already there?

Babe Ruth

Dear Babe Ruth,

Isn't Babe Ruth dead? Oh well, I'll take your word for it.

Anyway, it's cuz we're idiots.

At ball game with Arthur…

"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD! BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKERJACKS…"

"so, Arthur, why do we sing that annoying song if we're already here?" I asked.

"uhmm, I dunno, cuz we're idiots I guess…" he replied.

"I KNEW IT!!!" I screamed. For some reason, a whole bunch of people looked at me funny. They should hear themselves scream, they sound like frying monkeys.

Back to letter…

So, my theory was correct. We sing "take me out to the ball game" cuz we're idiots.

Dear Ford,

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Love,

1 large pizza with extra cheese, mushrooms, and barbecued mealworms.

Dear one with super long order that I now forget,

This is a self-help section, not a pizza place. Call 546-2341 for pizza.

However, I do have an answer to your question. This is because if it's in a round box, then the box would have to be wider than the pizza otherwise you won't be able to get it out. Besides, squares are awesomer.

Ford

So, how was it? review, i need more questions otherwise this story will go on a VERY long pause as i look for more of life's questions. ALso, just cuz i'm mean like that, 5 reviews for week 2