Read and review this 'kay 'kay? Christmas Yu-Gi-Oh
By Animelol225
Everyone is sitting in Kaiba's living room being bored.
"Why don't we do something I'm so bored" Tea complained.
"Yes, we should. How about stuffing you and eating you for Christmas dinner? " Said Bakura
"Eeep"Tea screamed and moved to the other end of the couch they were sharing. Yugi, being sensible
Made a dumb ass suggestion…
"Why don't we sing carols?"Everyone, but friendship preacher Tea, glared at him. "It was just a suggestion." Said a sweat dropping Yugi. "O.k., fine I'll go first" Everyone looks at Bakura as if he had grown an extra head.
"What?" He asked
"I never thought you would do that Bakura" Said Tea
"He's just trying to make fun of us" Said Joey, laying the fire watching Kaiba, who was dressed in a muscle shirt and shorts. He was sleeping with his head on his chest.
"Joey give him credit, at lest he isn't trying to kill us"Yugi said /Nor Yami/ He thought while looking at Yami who was stretched out on another couch sleeping with his stomach out.
"If you're done I'll like to start" Bakura sneered.
"Sure start but I'm not listening" Joey said and placed a pillow on his head for emphasis.
"Song will be sung at the tune jingle bells." He bowed and started.
"Jingle bells Kaiba's in bed with Joey on Christmas day. Tea's pregnant, Tristan's drunk …""Hey" Tristan and Tea exclaimed but he ignored them.
"… And Yugi's getting raped. Jingle bells Noah's dead, Yami's getting laid" Yugi looks at Yami and wonders if that's true.
"Rebecca and Alester are getting it on in the back of Kaiba's limo. Thank you thank you." Bakura finished.
"Is he done yet 'cause I'll like to kill him." Joey ran at Bakura and tried to hit him.
"You're … to slow … you dog." "Shut ... up and … stand still." Joey shouted, before he fell. Yugi, Tea and Tristan asked if he was alright.
"Poor Joseph. He had an accident" Bakura sat back down "Oh, well"
"How can you do that and still be smiling. I honestly don't know why you're here." Tea screamed at him. "I'm here be-…" He replied then Kaiba cut him off.
"Bakura sit down and shut up before I have you hanging from my wall like a trophy" Bakura started to say something but was silenced by Kaiba's glare. (1)
Fine you'er no fun anyway." Bakura said and turned to leave. Kaiba sighed and turned to sleep while the others watched the fire.
IN KAIBA'S HEAD
"Now we can get back to what we were doing, my love." And he turned to kiss Yami
A.L.225: Soo how did you like?
CCP: I thought it sucked
TS86: Me too
Kiron: Yami and Kaiba? Now I can't look at Yugioh Saturday
A.L.225: I agree with CCP, but hey I was bored drop me a review 'kay I review your stuff if you have any.
(1) Kaiba's glare: D.T.G