Just a very short oneshot on How Draco and Harry became friends.

Draco

Harry.

Silent Studying…

What are you looking at?

Right now? An idiot.

I didn't know you were looking at Weasley. Finally realized what a prat your best friend is?

Fuck off Malfoy, you're one to talk. Crabbe and Goyle? If you haven't realized, they aren't exactly genius's either.

I'm not even going to deny that obvious fact.

Why do you even hang out with them?

Because our families are close and…Why the hell am I even telling you this? Fuck off Potter.

Fine.

I'm actually bored, let's have an argument. Say something stupid and untrue like you usually do.

You're a good-looking, funny, wonderful genius and you're my best friend.

I knew you were in love with me Potter, but that's taking it too far.

You told me to say something stupid and untrue, so I did.

The only thing untrue about what you just wrote is the part about us being best friends.

Merlin, stop being so modest Malfoy!

Shut up you gay.

Says the one who actually is gay.

Who told you I was gay?

Nobody, it's just obvious.

You sodding prick! I am not gay! And what do you mean obvious? Just because I like to keep clean does not mean I am a homosexual you git.

Didn't you get off with Blaise on the Hogsmeade trip last week?

I hardly see why that matters. I was completely piss-drunk. A drunken snog does not make me a gay guy.

Yeah…

I am not bloody gay!

I don't really care Malfoy, I just want to study for my exams if you don't mind, now bugger off.

I'm really tired. I could barely get to sleep last night.

Aww, Blaise taking all the cover?

I am trying to be polite Potter, care to return the favor?

Not particularly.

Those muggles gave you everything but manners, didn't they.

Gave me everything? Are you freaking kidding me? While you slept in your master bedroom with your thousands of belongings, I lived in the closet under the stairs and had a spider for company. Lying in the closet were the few moments I got to relax before being burdened with a thousand chores. And the Dursleys didn't have manners themselves, so how would I learn off them?

What are you talking about? Everyone knows those muggles spoil you like hell. Don't lie.

Ha, yeah. I was incredibly spoilt. That's why my birthday was forgotten most years and on others I received a grand present of a pair of my uncle's manky socks. All that left over food they gave me, a slice of bread and cheese. Jeez, I really was spoilt.

But my father was told…And then he told me…

He told you I was spoilt to make sure you hated me. Mission accomplished.

But I'm not the only one who thinks you're spoilt. Most of the school would agree with me.

I'm not fussed. Amount of rubbish printed about me, I'm not surprised.

Aren't you going to clear your name though and tell everyone?

Clear my name of a few rumors? What's the point?

You're weird.

So are you.

There's one thing we have in common.

We also hate each other, that counts as one.

Hip sodding Hooray.

Don't sound too excited by the fact we have something in common. I personally think it's a bloody breakthrough for the history of the wizarding kind. I'm gonna go write it down somewhere.

And you call me gay.

So you admit you are then?

Go study and leave me alone.

Bye Draco.

Bye Harry.

The End

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