30 Ways to Annoy L
Number one: Hide all his sweets.
Number two: replace his regular coffee with decaf and watch him get hyper.
Number three: Wait til he gets use to the decaf and switch it back to regular.
Number four: Put a red shirt in with his white shirts while Watari does laundry.
Number five: Replace his sweets with healthy foods (e.i. Spinach, tomatoes, beets, ect.)
Number six: Tell him you have to practice cutting hair for beauty school and fix up his hair
Number seven: Take him to a sock convention
Number eight: Call his phone and say "Check mate" in a scary voice. Laugh when he thinks it's Kira.
Number nine. Handcuff him to Matsuda
Number ten: Replace the sugar with salt
Number eleven: Play a game of cards. Rig the deck and watch him throw a fit when he loses
Number twelve: set up one of his cameras in front of his room. Tell him you know what he did last night and watch him freak out
Number thirteen: Tell him Misa is going to get married
Number fourteen: Trash his mask and replace it with a fake pirate beard
Number fifteen: Give him a black shirt for his birthday
Number sixteen: When he opens the present, sing La Camisa Negra (the black shirt) by Juanes
Number seventeen: While he's sleeping, pretend to be a shinigami and whisper in his ear "I've come for your soul" Watch him freak out.
Number eighteen: If he says "I'll beat Kira!" you say "In bed"
Number nineteen: When he asks you a question, respond with "WWKD"
Number twenty: Buy him a pack of tube socks for Christmas
Number twenty-one: Hold his laptop hostage for a ding dong
Number twenty-two: Change all a song on his ipod to The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang. Watch him freak out.
Number twenty-three: Put a block on his computer that blocks everything except
Number twenty-four: Tell him he is diabetic
Number twenty-five: Buy teddy bear and stick a voice modulator inside. When he goes in his room, say "I know where you live."
Number twenty-five: Fix his door bell so that when someone rings they hear Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Number twenty-six: Sing I Want Candy every time he walks into a room
Number twenty-seven: Every time he finishes a sentence, repeatably say "That's what she said."
Number twenty-eight: Follow him around with a guitar singing This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land
Number twenty-nine: Tell Misa he's gay for Light.
Number thirty: Play a game of Scrabble with him and spell some weird words (Quiers, Gay, Rape, ect.)