Well, here goes. Forgive my insanity for attempting to write this joke out, anyway…my dad told it to me and I thought I'd make a oneshot fic of it. I added some material, of course…Can you blame me for making them so OOC? I'm crazy. XD
-Got What He Deserved-
"Golfing?" Kakashi almost fell over laughing. "As long you promise not to correct me again like last time…fine."
Gai cheered. "Finally he agrees!" Lee rolled his eyes. "Master Gai…I hope this is easier tan it sounds."
Earlier Gai had coaxed Lee into caddying for the two as they played. Originally this had just been a way to fix an old bet that Kakashi was still sore about, but both the teachers knew it was more than that: Kakashi enjoyed golfing, and Gai enjoyed preaching to him about life as they played.
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Kakashi lifted his hand to shield his eyes from the sun. His ball sailed off the fairway into a water hazard. "Shit! I missed!"
Gai was horrified. "Kakashi! We're in front of my student! You shouldn't use such offensive language! Besides…" He added, "Kami-sama hates it when people curse!"
Lee just laughed.
Kakashi, of course, ignored him.
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The next hole went a little differently…though not in a good way.
Kakashi lined up again, swung his driver, and watched as the ball smacked into a tree and flew off to the left, far away from the edges of the fairway. "Shit! I missed!"
Gai put on his 'mortified' face again and yelled "Kakashi! How could you! Kami-sama will be so angry!"
Kakashi rolled his eyes and tried to swing his club back around to smack Gai in the face with it, but only succeeded in breaking the club head off when he accidentally hit a tree instead.
Lee was laughing so hard he fell over Kakashi's club bag, which hit the gas on the golf cart and stayed there. The cart roared to life and shot away to the left…hitting the top of a sand trap, the cart flew up in the air and…SPLOOSH…went right into the lake. Lee surfaced soon after, with a cry of "I'm OK!"
Gai stared at Kakashi, who shrugged.
"What?"
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The next few holes went pretty much the same way: Kakashi would fail miserably at his tee shot, and Gai would ridicule him for cursing about it, claiming God hated people who cursed frequently. Disaster ensued.
On the eighteenth hole, however, things went a little differently…
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Kakashi wearily lined up and swung his headless driver. In fact, he swung it so hard it missed the ball entirely and came up behind him to hit in the back of the head.
"Jesus CHRIST! I missed AGAIN!"
At that very moment, a large thundercloud mysteriously appeared over Kakashi, Gai and Lee.
Gai smirked. "I told you so! Now Kami-sama will show you his wrath for cursing so much…"
Little did he know how right he was.
Right then, a thunderbolt shot downwards, striking Gai and killing him instantly.
A voice from heaven boomed: "Shit! I missed AGAIN!"
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Hahaha. End.