How I smashed the 4th wall
Look at the title you idiots!
Usual disclaimer blah blah! Yes I'm in a mood! I just picked my favourite authors up.
My shortest oneshot!
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"What's that?"
"Is that legal?"
"Call the Fanfiction boss."
In a far off land where everything seems perfect and fine was a world between worlds. Beaches, cities, countries and other stuff were all on a beautiful convient place. This was Author Land. Named by some cheap dumbass who couldn't think of a better name.
So here there are pretty much ever changing houses. If you wanted a mansion just write in the plot book. A castle, anything just write away in the plot book.
That's not important now but near the beach a large crowd of authors (We come in assorted shapes and sizes... BUY US NOW) had gathered around a small beach house. The little mailbox had Pikana Chuster on it.
Then a super streach hoverlimo appeared
The Big Boss of Fanfiction (TBBOF) walked up looking all business like
"Stupid Pikana." he muttered as he walked towards my sweet little wooden house
"OKAY CRAZYA! LET HER RIP!" I yelled from inside (Not good)
My furry brown friend CrazyAcorn123 ran out of my house and pressed a shiny red button (BIG AND SHINY MEANS PUSH IT YOU MORONS!)
"Oh no!" said TBBOF
My house turned into a crane with a GIANT WREAKING BALL OF DOOM ATTACHED!
"Oh God!" moaned Mr Pichu
"ONE! TWO! THREE!" I yelled smashing the area where there was a big fat red brick wall
"SHE BROKE THE FLIPPIN FOURTH WALL!" yelled Pit Fan
"This is horrible!" yelled HeartfulPeach
"RUN!" paniced Mr Picho bumping into HeartfulPeach
A vortex came from the wall and spat out three smash characters
Mr hedgehog, Mr mouse/rat and Mr angel. (If you don't know who these people are then why are you on SSB fanfiction?)
"IT'S SONIC!" yelled a bunch of crazed Sonic fans
"Crud. These people are worse then Amy" said Sonic running
"COME BACKKKK!"
"IT'S PIT!" yelled Yaoi and non yaoi fans alike
"Back off he's mine!" yelled Pit Fan
I tossed her a machine gun
"Back away from my angel!"
"PIKACHU!" yelled some fans
"BACK OFF OR MISTER WREAKING BALL WILL BE IN YOUR FACES!" I yelled
TBBOF had disappeared cause it was his coffee break
"AND THAT'S HOW I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!" I yelled grabbing Pit Fan, Pit, Pikachu, Sonic and CrazyA in my machine and we ran off into the sunset and got married in Texas!
nah Jokes...
And that's how I broke the fourth wall!
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Eh, I'm moody and on crack.
Review! I may do another chappie even when it says complete.