[ The Main Characters are Hidan and Konan parts are written by Haunted-Echoes,Check out her stories...
DEY SO AWESUM'. ]
Yup.
He had done it this time.
Hidan grabbed the Mcdonald's employee by the tie and shouted in his face for his food,spitting on him in several fellow workers were probably shitting their pants,considering Hidan had just slashed every customer there in half and killed all of the janitors by flinging them against the th...rew..What does his nametag say?
Ohyes. SQUISHY...against the wall and demanded for a Dunkin Donut.
Well, who would have known. Apparently, in the Naruto universe there was McDonalds. Oh well. But the one thing that caught Konan's attention, was the scene ahead of her.
She really wondered why the group of S-classed shinobi were at a place like this. A public place, never mind. It was foolish if you asked her- And that's when she he...ard the yelling.
Glancing over at Hidan once more, she shook her head and grasped a fry, before flocking it over and hitting him on the head.
"Hidan-san. I would appreciate it if you didn't make a scene. I'm pretty sure they an redo your meal."
"Shut the fuck up!"
Hidan exclaimed,turning around and flinging Squishy at ,Poor Squishy...
He had to have atleast 24 broken bones.
Thats when it happened.
THAT DONUT. It sparkled as 'Hallujeuh' played in the backround. Hidan's eyes lit up as he took the donut, and flipped the workers off. The music stopped,like a record player had just been abruptly thrown across the room-Which made him think of Squshy again. He sat down next to a certain peircing faced,or as Hidan liked to call him,penis-faced member and nomed on his donut.
The person daubed 'Squishy' landed right in front of her as she stared at the man.. Or at least she thought it was a man. His face was so disfigured you wouldn't know what it was at first glance. And all thanks to the silver haired Jashinist...
She blinked at the background music and shook her head, before beginning to munch on a fry. ...She guessed since they were already here, she might as well make the best of it- And then Tobi came running front the bathroom screaming about man eating toilets.
"... I don't even want to know."
Deidara came in after Tobi, moving his hands in a grabby motion , Which Hidan thought was for strangling...Sadistic Bastard.
"Go DeiDei-chan!"
Hidan smirked as he watched the rather pissed blonde fumble for a moment,choosing whether to strangle Tobi or kill Hidan with Death-By-French-Fry. He decided to go after the masked man as Hidan... chuckled,leaning back in his seat and munching on his donut.
Konan thought the best way to end the fight between them, was to let them continue-or to start a food fight.
She thought the food fight idea would bring upon some entertainment as she smirked and grasped another fry, chucking it at Hidan's head once more before looking off to the side, innocence settling into her expression.
Oh no she fucking didn't.
Hidan growled lowly,grabbing Kakuzu's hamburger and flinging it at her face, ketchup and mustard wedging themselves between her eyebrows. Hidan's head fell back in laughter from the site of it all. Kakuzu crying over his lost hamburger,fucking baby. Konan smothered in fast food, and Deidara strangling the hype...ractive Tobi.
Pfft.
This world is fucked up.
OH HELL NO!
Konan wrinkled her nose and growled loudly, which made Pein hide under the table. She grasped the nearest thing near her, which was Squishy, and threw it at Hidan, along with Kisame's fish fillet.
Wait- He was eating his relatives? That sick, sick man.
Hidan dodged,grabbing Squishy in mid-air and catching the fish fillet in his mouth. He narrowed his lavender eyes at her and threw squishy back.
Bitch.
Be hatin' on the fish fillet.
...I shouldn't be talking...I hate fish. Kisame glared at the author. Oh,Shut the fuck up you smurf.
Anywho~.
Hah.
And look? It seemed that she had grasped Itachi's collar and used him as a shield. Poor blind bat didn't even know what was coming!
She really needed to get him glasses...
Oh well. Smirking once Squishy came in contact with Itachi, she dove behind Kisame and grasped his fries, throwing them back at Hidan.
He frowned, seeing his move not effectivive
THAT FUCKIN' HOE.
"Thats it.."
He got out of his seat, punching the poor Kakuzu in the face during the process, which made the man cry even more. He chased Konan through the halls.
First,they ran through one door as Scooby Doo came through the other smoking crack.
Then, Barney appeared in the pedovan with dancing penguins.
And then everyone found Nemo.
Konan snickered and ran ahead, making sure to throw a dancing penguin at Hidan before disappearing within the pedovan. Well- After she tied up Barney with the rope in the back of the van.
Now why was there rope?
"... I don't even want to know."
She shook her head as many graphic images had been shot around within her thoughts.
He grabbed his scythe and chased the pedovan, yelling several things.
"MY MOTHER ATE MY FUCKING TURTLE."
" I FOUND WALDO,BITCH."
"HOLY SHIIIITTTTT ITS A PENGUIN!"
"...Wait for me please."
The van only sped up while Konan smirked, leaving the drivers seat and chucking Barney out, at Hidan.
"TASTE THE FREAKIN DINOSAUR- Wait... Did you just say please?"
She blinked as the van swerved, only to come to a stop. Magic? I think so.
He pouted,looking at the ground.
"Maybe I did...What the fuck are you gonna do about it?"
He hopped into the van and looked back to see everyone chasing them.
"DRIVE,BITCH,DRIIIVE."
Oh, and drive she did. She hopped into the drivers seat as her foot plunged onto the gas, making them screech into drive, as they drove away from the group.
"Wait... Why are we running away again?"
She deadpanned, turning her attention to Hidan.
"Because we fucking want to...?"
He replied, looking back at her.
He was just too lazy and retarded to find out the actual answer...
But this lazy retard was sexy...Oh so very sexy..
"... Good enough."
She smirked and looked ahead of her, before making the van to a doughnut, until they were facing the crowd running towards them.
"How much do you wanna bet I'll get a strike?"
Yes, she was talking about running them all over. Oh my.
"20$,Bitch."
He grinned, an evil gleam in his eyes.
He hated them all.
"KILL EM!"
She nodded her head and once again hit the gas, driving towards them as they stopped, and began running away.
Pff, she wasn't going to kill them.. Maybe injure them, but that's about it.
And while that though passed, she finally reached them as they bounced off of the van.
Now here's a lesson, kids! Watch out for Pedovans. You'll never know if they want to pick you up, or do like Konan and run you over!