Chat room created by: Tony Stark.
Stark added Barton, Rogers, Quill, Rocket and Groot.
Rogers: What's going on?
Rogers: Who is Quill, Rocket and Groot?
Groot: I am Groot!
Rogers: It's nice to meet you Groot.
Groot: I am Grooott
Rogers: I know your name, you already told me.
Groot: I am... Groot?
Rocket: He can only say 3 words and type 3 words. I am Groot, also in that order only.
Quill: Yea, but after awhile you start understanding him. Also, it's nice to meet you Mister Roger.
Stark: I do believe there should be a 'Captain' in there.
Quill: Okay? It's nice to meet you ~Captain~ Rogers.
Rogers: You too, uh, Quill. May I ask how you gotten roped into this?
Quill: No clue! One minute we were flying to Nowhere, and the next we're on this chat!
Stark: Nowhere?
Rogers: ?
Rocket: y'know, the place where a bunch of thief and smugglers live?
Stark: We are earthlings, who had never left.
Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Yea! I can't believe it either, buddy! Being on the same ol' planet all the damn time!
Quill: Hey! Earth isn't that bad, man, don't dis earth!
Rocket: Whatever you say, Star ~idiot.
Barton: Uh, Stark, Rogers, what the hell is going on?
Rogers: I don't know, Clint, apparently these three are not on this planet.
Groot: I am Groot!
Quill: We're heading towards Nowhere to make a trade.
Quill added: Gamora and Drax
Rogers: Trade what, exactly?
Quill: Oh, y'know, things.
Stark: What kind of things?
Rocket: Things.
Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: Shh! You don't tell that to them, you idiot.
Groot: I am Groot!
Rogers: What is going on?
Barton: No clue, but it seems somewhat illegal, whatever they are doing.
Groot: I -am- Groot!
Rocket: Fine! Tell them, I don't care!
Gamora: Tell them what?
Quill: What we're doing at the moment.
Drax: Are we not going to Nowhere to find where that Gem may be?
Rocket: *facepalms*
Rogers: You aren't going to steal it, are you?
Rocket: Psh, us steal something?
Quill: We would never!
Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: SHHH!
Barton: Did you know I used to be an assassin?
Gamora: No, though I am known as the deadliest woman in the Galaxy. Thanos trained me to be the perfect weapon.
Barton: in basic words, you're an assassin.
Stark: Doing illegal things at nowhere?
Quill: No, and yes!
Quill: ... Hey! We didn't pick this life, it picked us!
Quill: FINE, WE PICKED THE DAMN LIFE. GAMORA STOP HITTING ME NOW!
Stark: What the hell?
Barton: I almost want to leave, but I'm afraid I'll miss something.
Rogers: You're criminals?
Rocket: Well, duh.
Gamora: Ex-criminals. Our records have been cleaned after we saved Xander.
Rogers: Tony did you know this?
Stark: Pssh, no. I thought they were heroes!
Quill: We are, just more gray than you guys.
Rogers: Like we need anymore people who's morally gray.
Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: yea, yeah. We gotta go, cya Avengers later.
Quill: Also, if you guys ever do end up in space, don't mention knowing us. It might not end well for you, sorry, man!
Groot, Rocket, Quill, Gamora, and Drax has logged off.
Barton: Well that was fun.
Rogers: Tony?
Stark: Yes?
Rogers: What did you do?
Stark: Gotten us some allies, of course!
Alright! So, this is crossposted on Ao3, this is a one-shot collection of text messages/group chats between characters in the MCU, right now is 10 chapters planned, so here is chapter 1 of 10. Next is of Stark and Peter. This chapter itself is an AU, don't really think it fits anywhere in the MCU universe just yet. Most of these one-shots are going to be connected to the movies, and tv series (Daredevil, Jessica Jones and Luke Cage not included, seeing as I'm a little young to watch MA shows). So, I guess you could say they're somewhat connected too? If you like this little one-shot, let me know by following, favoriting or, I don't know, reviewing?