First one, short and cracky, I was in a rush when I wrote it.
"John?" Jack stared. It was late, everyone else had gone home. Ianto himself had left only minutes ago. "What are you doing here?" John shrugged.
"I was lonely," he said. Two seconds later Jack found himself flat on his back (on Owen's desk, no less) with John's lips firmly attached to his own. Then, all of a sudden, John stiffened and dropped to the floor. Jack found himself gaping at a furious Ianto threateningly wielding a taser.
"I forgot my car keys,"
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