DUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAAAABABABABABADUMBADDDUUMMM!!!
Ruka:...Am..A-Am I ready to go?
Infinity: W-whathefuck do you mean are you ready to go? That depends on if your brain is saying "hmm...I really should get out there after all those years of letting people down."...And wha-what the fuck are you asking me for? GET OUT there...
Ruka: You're getting out there tooo.
Infinity: Damnit, if I wanted to get out there, I would have been gone, waved to the crown of ruka and infinity nazzziiii's, grabbed an apple and threw it a roobiiinn, made out with someone..and would have just fucking left, mmkay?
Stage Manager: You're out in two minutes...
Infinity: Sure.
Stage Manager: ARRGGBEH!! -slips on apple peel-
Infinity: See? I haven't changed.
Ruka:...There is...NO such thing...As an Apple Peel.
Infinity: You see? You see that?! That is what made us so great...you lost your touch, ma'am, you were the nice one..and I could corrupt your brain..but nooooooo, you had the police involved to many times...
Stage manager: oww..you guys are late.
Infinity: WTF!?!? THIS IS MY OWN SHOW, I CAN'T BE LATE TO MY OWN ROAST!!! TELL THEM WERE...DEBATICALLY LATE!! Got-damnit.
-herds of cheers and boos are heard in the crowd-
Infinity:...Are you ready?
Ruka: breathes...yes.
Infinity: Alright.
...Let's rock this bitch.
-curtain opens-
Announcer: And now were back to...Sewing time with Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi:...:D
Infinity: THAT IS JUST SOME CREEPY SHIT!!
Ruka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DUNANANANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAA:
POW POW KA-POWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
TEEN TITANS: RUKA AND INFINITY STRIKES BACK!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Ruka And Infinity In no way whatsoever owns the Teen Titans.
GTFO: get the fuck out.
Sho you right:...A phrase used at formal dinner parties to get an awkward conversation from someone you don't wish to talk to...
-insert sentence-: action symbols.
-In the residence of the teen titans's household-:
Starfire: I cannot believe we have been...cancelled by the cartoons of the network. -tear-
Cyborg: YEUH! I could be kickin' ass by now!
Beast boy: But do you know what I really missss?
Raven: Failing?
Infinity: At life?
Raven: Exactly.
Infinity: Goth-Burn.
Raven: -blink-
Robin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Ruka: -open's door- Guess who's BAAAAAAACK?!?!?
Infinity: Oh, YOU GET TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE?!? -Flies out door and bursts into windows- LULULULULULULULULLULULLUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teen Titans: -metaphorically dies..ROFL :D-
Ruka: I know...We...We have failed...Failed you all...It all my fault, and my broke self. I know, I know. I miss you all. I missed everyone. I-
Infinity: We're Douche bags. Done. -raids fridge-
Starfire: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -hugs both- I HAVE MISSED YOU BOTH AS WELL!! COME!! Sit on the couch and tell us your excitement of stories!!
Cyborg: What's poppin' y'all?!
Raven: Good god, no.
Infinity: Oh c'mon, you remember the box portal we put you and beast boy in...
Ruka: And all those good times. :DDD
Beast boy: Sho you riiiiiiight.
(Random Moment)
Infinity: What?
Ruka: That IS what we were known for...What shall we get into today?!?!
Robin: Nooo. NOO NOOO!!! I WON'T HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSEHOLD NO LONGER!! YOU HAVE CORRUPTED US WITH YOUR LAME STORIES THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!! You...YOU FUCKS!! I WON'T HAVE THIS QUIRK CRAP STARTED IN MY PLACE GOT-DAMNIT!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! AND FUCK JEANS!!! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!! MY SPANDEX OwNzOrZ!!! -breathes-
All:...
Infinity:...oh my god, you said quirk GTFO!!!!!!!!
Robin: Never-mind...
Ruka: But we swear we shall make it up to you with incising, expiatory space babes with lusty countanances and large breasts for your pleasure.
Infinity: Yeah...And...
Ruka: o.o
Infinity:...-Insert Long Word Here-
Ruka: -slaps forhead-
Infinity: You am smartest.
Ruka: Oh, I knoww. :DDDD
Beast boy: I remember the remote control!! Ohhhh!!!
Ruka: I STILL HAVE IT!!!!!!!! buh it's not just the remote anymore...it's...'mote 2.0
Everyone: oooooOOOOoooo...
Infinity: Gh3yyyyyyy.
Ruka: Were gonna test it out and go on exciting trips like old times.
Cyborg: s9ahtubewyhr anfuv3hrtngvueresopijgf ea89ibytEZ-snokenfluugon.
Infinity: Aww, your questionable language problem...
Cyborg: 4 + 4 Jello...(???) wha-CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-And now, More sewing with Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi:...:DDDDDDD
Infinity: GODDAMN HER!!!
Ruka: When did she know how to sew?
Infinity: When did Cyborg get HBO? Gh3yyyyyyyyy.
Ruka: You think everything is "Gh3y".
Infinity: Gh3y is happiness. Support the cause. Smoke the weed. AIGHT AIGHT.
Robin:...
Starfire: You have not changed. -heart-
Ruka: OOOOOOOOH! OOH!! She's doing a special on how to croquet a Oprah-Tom cruise friendship quilt!!!!!! -does a happy macaroni dance-
Raven: FAILS.
Infinity: CONCUR.
Robin: noonnonon-DON-DON'T-
Ruka: -sits on 'mote 2.0-
Starfire: ho-
Raven: -ly-
Beast boy: -shi-
Cyborg: JIFE RJBN98BEWI5UTJ 98QYU3HJ 78VY98T beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-GET YOURS NOW TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Infinity: LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN:DDD
Ruka: -love love love- I missed everybody. HOW IS EVERYONE?!?
Infinity: -sips on bacardi- I hope everyone doesn't drive drunk toniight. -hic-
Ruka: yeeeahhhhhuuuuhhhhh mmmkayyyy. who gave her that?
Announcer: Yes well...Stay tuned for the next episode, and we shall update with enough reviews and ratings!! And if THAT isn't enough for you...
oh that's right.
TRUCKFULLS OF COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -squashes them on everybody-
And a sneak peek of what's coming up next:
Robin: Nit, pearl, one two, nit, pearl, one tw-snap-...MY FINGER BROKE-DED. ;.;
Whoopi:...:DDDD
Infinity: GIVE ME BACK OPRAH YOU NO-TALKING-WHOOLIGAN-WEIRDO-NO GOOD-FREEKADEEK-QUESTIONABLE SEWING FIEND YOU!!!!!!!! GOT-DAMN, YOUR CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: WHOOOOOOOO, CONFLICT!!!!!!!!!
Raven: I need advil...
Starfire: HELP, HELLLLLLLLLP!!!
Robin: WHY ARE WE TRAPPED IN HERE?! OF ALL PLACES!?!?!
Beast boy: WHERE DID YOU PUT OUR FRIENDS!??!?!?!???!?!?!
Ruka: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMHMMM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A big shoutout to all the people that never gave up on me and my stories. I had people that I loved and I loved their love and the reviews that they gave me. Some of you might know me as RuKa AnD InFiNiTy. I got my new computer!!! woot! it works like a charm. All other explanations are on my profile, if you wanna talk to me just message me and I promise I will get back at you. I know I wasn't as big, or i'm not the funniest around, I just hope I can bring back the funk that was happiness when you get out from school everyday. :)
HOLLOOOOR. -wtf-
much love,
-Ruka And Infinity 2.0.