A lot has changed in ten years since the Shippuden series. These are some of my made-up predictions of what they might be 10 years from now…
The inestimable Hinata: After eating a radioactive cream puff, Hinata became evil. Right now, she now leads the Akatsuki, and now the group has abandoned its aim to capture people with monsters inside them—they now aim to capture Naruto and force him to be Hinata's husband!
The forsaken Orochimaru: After he lost at a dare with Naruto, he was asked to eat a ramen made from Akamaru's pee. He had suffered amnesia from the strange flavor of the green-colored ramen and now he works for Tsunade as a toilet scrubber.
The ever-loyal Sasuke: Because of Orochimaru's downfall, the ever-loyal Sasuke has joined him in his quest—to scrub toilets. He was now forced to learn how to scrub toilets in circles, and how to deal with uberly-nasty toilets. He uses his sharingan to copy the way Orochimaru scrubs the yucky black stuff off the toilet seats. Poor Sakura.
The great Jiraiya: He had tried and failed to peep into Tsunade and Shizune's bathtime once more, and found himself lying in the hospital. Apparently, Tsunade cut open his belly and tied up his intestines together.
The lover Sakura: After Sasuke's downfall, Sakura had to find someone she could stalk—and that someone was Lee. Now they are considered a pair and are together now, and Sakura had even copied Lee's hairstyle—and even fixed her brows to make it "as bushy as possible." Yikes.
The sneaky Neji: Hoping to be Hokage one day, Neji wanted to be one as soon as possible. Pretending to be madly in love with Tsunade, they had been seen dating together. Now, he becomes Tsunade's husband, and is the future successor of Tsunade's position. Double eww.
The under-appreciated Shino: Being under-appreciated as ever, he has decided to declare war on Konoha. However, by dousing his bugs with boiling insecticide, he was immediately subdued. Because he accidentally drank some insecticide, he became delusional, and has believed that he is a butterfly. He now roams the forests alone, wild. Weird guy.
The weirdo Tenten: After badly performing a Summoning Jutsu, Voldemort gets
Summoned to Konoha. Seeking vengeance, he bewitched Tenten to be madly in love with a kunai. Right now, Voldemort runs the Ichiraku after showing his cooking powers. Really weird.
The prankster Naruto: Hinata's evil plans had been fulfilled. Naruto had been captured after being tempted to eat a contaminated ramen cooked by Voldemort himself. But the prankster had escaped them. How? By kissing Hinata full in the face, he begged her to release him. However, Hinata threw up and vomited the radioactive cream puff. The greedy Naruto actually ate the vomit and he became evil too, finally marrying Hinata. They now run the Ikasuu Ramen, a rival company of Ichiraku's that make ramen with bits of vomited cream puffs on them. Triple eww! Actually, they had a son with one eye colored white, and the other eye like a blue sapphire. What's worse, the kid smells like methane…