What A Weighted Companion Cube is Not
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an Asteroid,
But it is out of this world.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Bunny,
It may be cute, but it's not very cuddly.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Cake,
Because it is not a lie.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Dog,
But it can be your best friend.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an Enemy,
And it will never threaten to stab you.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not your Friend,
It's your best friend!
A Weighted Companion Cube is not Heartless,
In fact, it has six hearts.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an Ice lolly,
SO TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NOW.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Jalapeno,
So it won't burn holes in things.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Kite,
So don't try and throw it, you'll hurt yourself.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Light bulb,
And you'll never want to change it.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Mango,
SO TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AGAIN.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not Neurotoxin,
So it won't kill you (at least, it shouldn't).
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an Opera Singer,
But it will always sing to you.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Pound coin,
It is much more valuable than that.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Question,
But you can question it sometimes.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Rubik's Cube
It prefers solving puzzles, not making them.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Staircase,
But it can give you a step up if you need one.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Traitor,
But you might turn out to be one.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an Umbrella,
But it can protect you.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Van,
So don't look for any doors.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not Weighted…
Well, yeah it is.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not an X-ray
But it can see right through you.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not a Yard long
It's small and compact.
A Weighted Companion Cube is not Zelda,
But it certainly is a legend.
By Caroline Taylor