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Sanneeees and Pepayroos were walking to Le D4nk St0re, Pepayroos turned to Sanneeees and said, "Sanneeees, don't get that low quality pastaaaaaaa."
"ok." Sanneeees said as they walked in to the store.
"Pepayroos," Sanneeees said, "To make this go faster, you go to the left of the store, and i'll go left."
"Ok Sanneeees." Pepayroos said, as they parted ways.
7.9572957 minutes later...
"Pepayroos!" Sand said, (We'll call him that for simplicty) "I got the pastaaaaaaa!"
"Gr8 work Sand!"
"K, lets go."
4.72957294 minutes later, at the Sand and Pepayroos house...
"OK SAND! IT'S TIME TO PASTAAAAAAA!"
"K Pepayroos."
After cooking pastaaaaaaa "SAND!"
"Yea Pepayroos?"
He pulls up the pastaaaaaa. It's covered in gray hair and has tiny claws in it.
"EXPLAIN!"
"You asked for high koala-ty."
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
End of chapter 2/69 (this is more of a Sr Pelo skit than a dank fan-fic."