Reginald Vel Johnson was a plant sapling grown from the famous, and rather infamous, hat growing tree, on display at the international botanic muesum (i have no idea if such a muesum exists.)
For some reason, the person who stole the sapling off the hat tree named it this, as they would then transfer a version of thier personailty into the young sapling, allowing them to exert thier plans for world domination!
And so the plant grew, into it let off it's fruit of a single hat, the spitting image of a canadian made touque.
Reginald would then sit waiting for someone to buy them and plop on thier head, he would then travel around until he found his true target...
While waiting, he once felt hungry enough that he ate a copy of Kirby's air ride, which would explain some later events involving it and that game...
Then one day, his target found him and bought him!
His target to begin his plot for the world? A lowly newfoundlander moved to alberta name Jon, known online as ProtonJon.
To exact his plan, he would feed off of jon's intelleluct, and lucky for him, Jon would often wear his hat all the time, indoors, during streams...
Enough time past and the first phase of his plan, becoming very popular with thousands of people, almost came to fruition until Jon's fans demanded he sell his awesome hat.
There was nothing Reginald could do, he was still too weak to move on his own, and due to multiple other events, Jon fell to despair, and burned his hat. all there was left was a copy of kirby's air ride that the hat ate.
Regretting his decision, Jon used black magic to bring back the hat, and it was at this point that Reginald initated plan B...by turning into a kirby hat.
We must help Jon, we must warn him! If only so that he doesn't become braindead because of reginald!