is a place of evil and corruptness. Only one man must rise from the shadows to defend the world...That's right, MysteriousManPerson is back. After a long hiatus, I'm ready to challenge Sonic fanfiction authors again and teach them on what is good writing and what is bad writing. Before we begin, though, here's some anti-climactic updates! Yay!

First of all, I'd like to announce that, by public demand, I am no longer writing separate "stories." All of the onward episodes (including both normal episodes and response editorials) will be one continuous story. Hooray! Justice for all! The reason for this is because after the "Space Travesty," (See what I did there?) I was so f*cking stressed by what had happened that I needed a hiatus. Part of this was all the multiple stories. But that will be no more! This is my gift to you! This is my celebration!

Second, the way these stories are written will be different. I would like to give you a rundown why in the form of this wonderful list:

1. The already mentioned single-document change.

2. Response editorials will be put into normal episodes. We will start with the normal episode, then continue on into the Responses.

3. Polls are stressful. I know I haven't had them for that long, but they limit my creativity.

Third and lastly, I would like to apologize to all of you for not announcing a hiatus. I wish I did. If I knew it would take three weeks for me to return, I would have told you. I am very sorry, and I hope you all can forgive me because I love you guys. :)

Since I consider this update to be a full episode (or it could be that I'm just lazy today), we're going to cover some responses.

Metal1784 says, "A lot of young tween types make those 'edgehogs' as you call them, and that's just their way of being creative and expressing themselves. They don't mean any harm in making those characters. Yes, you have higher standards when it comes to FCs, but those characters are not doing you any real harm except perhaps giving you an eyesore :P Plus, our community will never get "bad" fan characters stopped, especially since we all have different standards. Live and let live."

So, you're saying that Josh Trank's new Fant4stic movie was just his way of expressing himself? You know what, this is my new favorite review. I love this one. I'm hanging it up on my wall now.

Christian Wolf27 says, "I totally think that Ness is a really stupid character to be made of in the first place."

I like Earthbound, though... :'(

UnknownVoix says, "I happen to be a Sonamy fan (but not those rabid kinds who'd actually start fundraisers to eliminate Sally from the franchise or to make an hour long movie of romance smut starring Sonamy, not that I've ever heard of any) and I was appalled to a minimal degree since I'm so used to hearing and reading tons of insulting BS caked on Sonic shippings. I know that fanfiction is all about imagination and that it's all up to the creators or something but for the love of all that is good and holy, they should at least think about what the frigging hell they're writing and let someone they know and love (or seriously just anyone) read what they're about to post online."

Why aren't we friends already?

UnknownVoix continues, "...it's fine if that somoene ships a certain couple, It's also fine if they make stories and artwork about this certain couple. It's NOT fine to kill two chipmunks, harrass other people just because their opinion doesn't go with yours (whoever that mad shipper may be), destroy people's lives (lots of that crap on DeviantArt), make artwork of you laughing at the opposite side and killing Amy with using Shadow or Sonic or even both(or whoever). It's not fine to lash out at people just because they say that they're [insert opposing ship here]. Seriously, just because your identity is masked by whatever screen name doesn't mean you have the right to harass the other shippers of another ship."

Totally. There are multiple people who have been cyberbullied because of a different opinion about romance, which is freaking stupid. I've seen more intelligence in a Happy Madison picture than whatever word spews out of a butthurt [insert sanic ship here] fan. Seriously, we should be friends.

I still haven't gotten a review saying, "If you like hating on Sonic fanfiction, why don't you write one?!11!?1" Come on, butthurt fanboys/fangirls! Why hasn't that happened yet? I'm ashamed of you. Well, that's all for tonight, my wonderful friends! Don't forget to review and flame!