The Banned Episode of South Park, a south park fanfic

Ladies and Gentlemen, you're watching the banned episode of, "South Park." It was banned everywhere on television because it was really censored to have a TV-MA in this episode. Also, this episode is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really funny.

FBI WARNING:

If you wanna watch this, you must be 1234567890 years old and maybe you can put dog crap, while watching a global warning movie by Al Gore, and/or listening to musics by Michael Jackson. This can be so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so funny for comedy. But anyhow, without further ado, let's begin the episode.

One day, there was a city at Colorado called South Park. Then, we see Stan's house. And here's Stan Marsh. "Hey fellas, what's going on?" said Stan. "I'm Stan Marsh, and I'm a gay boy. I have guys like Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Tweek. My favorite best friend is a gay guy like me named, Kyle Brofloski. Now, I'm going to Eric Cartman's house to watch the new season finale of Terrance & Phillip with my friends." Stan, Kyle (with Kyle's brother, Ike), Kenny, Butters & Tweek are on their way to Cartman's house, then Butters says, "It's going to be awesome." Then, Kyle says, "Yeah. Maybe that fatass won't lie to us." Then Kenny muffled, "Yeah. He is so stupid. He won't tease us again. It's a good thing you, Kyle have Ike." "Well, here we are." said Stan pointing to Cartman's house. "AAAH!" screamed Tweek.

!CENSORED!

"Ha! Stan's here with Kenny, Tweek, Butters and Kyle, brother, Ike. Anyways, I'm Eric Cartman, and I'm the gayest big-boned guy. Everybody thinks I'm fat and a lit'l piggy when I am not. Since Terrance & Phillip is on, I'll tease Kyle. I always tease Kyle because Kyle is a dumb jew. Then, I'll shut his brother up." said Eric.

Then, Stan, Kyle, Ike, Kenny, Butters and Tweek came to Cartman's House and Stan says, "C'mon! Let's go watch Terrance & Phillip." and Tweek yelled, "I gotta watch that, man! It's cool!" "Actually, Terrance & Phillip isn't on today. So Instead, they're playing 'My Fair Lady'." said Cartman.

"Okay, maybe we'll wait until it's on." said Kyle.

!CENSORED!

Then, Kenny got killed by a sattelite dish. "Oh my god!" yelled Stan. "I don't know what happened to Kenny!" "AAH!" yelled Tweek. "Actually, They cancelled My Fair Lady, and instead, they're playing the season finale of Terrance & Phillip." said Cartman. "Really? Let's watch it!" said Butters.

Ladies and Gentlemen, you're watching the banned episode of, "Terrance & Phillip." It was banned everywhere on television because it is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really funny.

FBI WARNING:

If you wanna watch this, you must be 1234567890 years old and maybe you can put dog crap, while eating all the skateboards. But anyhow, without further ado, let's begin the episode.

"Say Terrance." said Phillip. "Why is there a war in Iraq?" "Maybe it's this! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" said Terrance.

THE END!

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