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"Hn."
"Hn."
"Hn."
"HN."
"Uh, are you guys ready yet?" Tenten popped her head into the room. The men in question just stared at her in response. "Okay then. But everyone's waiting."
"Fine. Let's go."
-O-
"Finally! We've been ready for nearly half an hour now!" Ino was waiting for the three. And she didn't appear to be too happy.
"That's exactly what I told them!" Tenten whined. The girl was obviously just as frustrated about the wait.
"Ugh I am so gonna punch them when this is over with." Threatened Sakura. Apparently nobody had been all that thrilled about the delay.
"Hush! You will not lay a hand on my OTP until at least a week after their wedding!" Tenten didn't seem to find any amusement in Sakura's claim.
"Uh, the music already started and the two of them are half way down the aisle." Ino had been paying attention to her surroundings. The other two had not.
"Wait WHAT! I MISSED IT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, SAKURA!" Tenten snapped.
"Quiet or you are gonna miss more!" Sakura replied, watching the two men continue walking down the aisle.
"We are gathered here today to witness the union between…" A new voice began to speak when the males reached their intended destination. The ceremony had officially begun.
-O-
"You may now kiss-" The person speaking was cut off.
"Ahem." One of the men had interrupted. Things were going to be different than usual at this wedding.
"Sorry. You may now poke each other's foreheads." The two men then exchanged forehead pokes. They were officially married.
-O-
"SAKURA! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!" Tenten exclaimed as she leapt on top of the pinkette. Her face exhibited undying happiness.
"I know. Now as much as I love you, will you please get off of me?" Sakura mumbled from under the girl. She seemed as if she had limited oxygen already.
"Oh, sorry! I just get a little excited when my otp gets MARRIED!" Tenten got off of Sakura, but didn't lose any of her excitement.
"I bet my otp is better!" Sakura argued. In the girl's opinion, her OTP would always reign supreme.
"You're only saying that because you're part of it!" Tenten refused to acknowledge the fact that another OTP could be better than her own. It just wasn't possible.
"You're the other part of it!" Sakura exclaimed back. Apparently, Tenten had forgotten Sakuras otp for a moment there.
"Oh...right…" Tenten was a bit embarrassed that she had forgotten. "I do have to admit your OTPis pretty amazing."
-O-
"Itachi? What are you doing here?!" Sasuke stared up at his brother in shock. It was common knowledge that the two Uchihas still wanted each other dead.
"Like I would ever miss my little brother's wedding!" The elder boy replied happily. He loved weddings.
"But you do know I still want to kill you, right?" Sasuke pointed out.
"Kisame wanted me to come anyway. And I wouldn't miss it for the world, it's my only brother's wedding!" Itachi was for some reason insisting that he just couldn't miss the wedding.
"I could kill you right here and now, that would probably be a really good wedding gift honestly. Your dead body." Sasuke stated. But he wouldn't kill him. Not today.
"But I have my own wedding coming up. You wouldn't deprive me of love now would you?" Itachi held up his hand, revealing a ring. "Oops. I didn't mean that ring. Um…" The man hid his hand. He had forgotten about the Akatsuki ring for a moment there. "Here we go!" A blue hand was held up, displaying an actual engagement ring.
"I have no words for this situation." Sasuke was thoroughly confused by what was even going on. Apparently both Uchihas had found love.
-O-
"Why is your husband talking to a fish?" Kankuro appeared next to the newly wedded man. Kiba materialized shortly after the puppet master's arrival.
"And his brother, it would seem." Neji added on. He had glanced over at Sasuke a few moments ago.
"And you aren't worried at all?" Kiba finally spoke.
"No. He still wants his brother dead after all." Neji remained unfazed.
"Yeah plus fish boy and Itachi are practically married," Kankuro joked, not knowing that it was actually the truth.
"DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS!?" Sasori, the puppet-man, had shown up randomly. He was accompanied by his fellow artist. "ITACHI AND KISAME ARE GETTING MARRIED!"
"Uh…" Kankuro was shocked. He had actually been right about something for once.
"Oh! I got you a wedding gift. But I sent it to the school instead." Neji was being addressed by Deidara.
"Was it by any chance, a bomb?" Neji was apprehensive. It was very likely that the school would be exploding momentarily.
"HAHAHA! SASORI WE NEED TO GO… NOW!" The two men quickly ran off. They couldn't risk getting killed today.
-O-
Shikamaru and Temari had been watching everything that had happened at the wedding so far.
"Are we the only straight ones here?" Temari asked, seeing that Sakura and Tenten were together, as were the newlyweds, Neji and Sasuke. You couldn't forget that the four Akatsuki members that showed up were also paired up, Kisame with Itachi, and Sasori with Deidara. Naruto and Lee were married, even if they did seem to forget it quite often. Ino and Hinata were clearly happy off in their own little world where it was just the two of them. Kankuro and Kiba were obviously more than just pin-pals. There was also Choji, who was off in some corner with Shino. Then there was Sai, who was currently unattached. But he was still as gay as the fourth of July.
Yup, they may very well be the only straight ones present.
"What a drag." Shikamaru responded.
"Wait a second, Gaara, you're straight, aren't you?" Temari turned to her youngest brother who had suddenly appeared beside her.
"Hahaha…." Gaara had started laughing nervously. It had soon turned into tears.
"Looks like we are." Shikamaru had correctly interpreted said tears.
"Gaara, stop freaking out. I'm totally okay with Akamaru and The Crow being together so nothing fazes me anymore. Go find yourself a boyfriend!" Temari wanted everyone to be happy. She honestly couldn't care less who made them feel that way.
-O-
"I can't believe you two would do something like this!" Naruto Uzumaki had finally arrived. He looked angry.
"Well to quote you, Naruto, BELIEVE IT!" Sasuke was in no mood to humor his friend. Neji looked just as annoyed.
"But how could you?! I thought what we had was special!" Naruto and Lee yelled in sync. Of course they had each directed this at someone different.
"Okay, stop. You two are married. We are married. Please just stop it." Neji spoke this time. Naruto and Lee were always forgetting about that little fact.
"Riiiiight…." Naruto was blushing. So was Lee. The two of them seriously needed to figure out a way to remember the fact that they were married.
"So… Uh… Where's Gai-Sensei?" Lee quickly and youthfully tried to change the subject.
"With Kakashi-Sensei." Apparently Sasuke wasn't in a mood to help anyone, just to give them the obvious answer.
"We already knew that! Now give us a real answer!" Naruto was sticking up for Lee, and wouldn't stop asking until Sasuke gave them a good answer.
"We aren't sure. They left a few minutes before you showed up." Neji wasn't exactly in the mood to be helpful either. He just wanted Naruto and Lee gone.
"We must go find them!" Lee ran out of the building, Naruto following behind. Sasuke and Neji shared a breath of relief. They no longer had to deal with their eccentric friends.
-O-
"You know, I saw Itachi propose to Kisame this morning. It was weird." Tenten was trying to tell Sakura, Ino, and Hinata about her morning encounter. Sadly, no one was paying any attention.
"THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!" A loud cry rang throughout the room. Deidara's so called wedding gift had finally made its debut.