Mom came into my room and told me to take extra underwear and threw me out the door. I was wearing my pink miniskirt and black shirt and my black and red hoodie because secretly I'm in Team Rocket and I'm going to steal Professor Jake Sully's pokemon.
When I got to professor jake sull;y's lab, Professor Jake Sully said if I wanted my pokemon I had to go get my pants on. So I wet back to my house and looked in the window and saw my mom getting it on with mr sully's gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OMFG!!!!!!1) I needed my pants thought so I snuck in the back door of the house and got a pair of ugly pants cuz I really wanted my Pokemon.
When I got back to da lab, GARY!!!!!!!!! was taking my chikorita. I was gonna cry but then i thought of my mom and I acually cried. It took me 1.556764 hours to calm downs. When I didn't look my a pussy anymore, I went inside the lab and got a totodile which is rly lame. So I was sad like dis: :(
I through my totodile at ASH KETCHUM!!!! and I took my chikorita and I named her sexycakes and she was pretty and won all the contests because everyone was jealouys cuz they werent as hawt as her but she was nice to theme when they were mean.
one day chikorita was rly sad so she aws playing on the swimgs and she met a boy with golden hair and tanned skin and cerulean orbs and she fell in love and he followed her home because he thought she wuz lost. he met me at our home and he said "hi" and I said "hi" and he kissde me with passion cuz it was love at 1st site
DEN a boy with black as the midnight sky without da stars came in the door and i screamed because there were swirly things in his eyes and dat's not normal. but den I thoughtt of my mom being a lezbeean and I felt strong so I stopped screaming and I glared at him.
"WHY YOU HERE?" I yelled very loud because nice mr. sully told me i could scare some pokemons off if I yelled all loud at them because loud voices scare them. i did not know this guy but his eyes were scary and i hoped maybe he would be scared like pokemon.
the boy gave me a glare with his squinty weirdo eyes and I squirmed. the blonde boy put his arm on my soulders. the raven smirked at me and he said that I was gonna be a part of the aktasuki cuz I had powers that he thought we good bcuz of chikorita
then he swiftly sent out his houndoom named ravenfiredog and...
TBD
AN: hey omg guys it's a cliffhanger!!!! plz r&r or i will cry and set my gerbilz on fire cuz no one loves me. p.s.: the next chapter will be even better if i get FIVE reviews!!!!!