Episode 1: Not-So-Happy Campers Part 1
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Note- As I said, the contestants you see here are based off of real TD Fanfic authors that I call friends. And to honor this friendship, why not write fanfics about them? Hmm? The challenges you see will be just like the show but be prepared to see different amusing relationships and conflicts.
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Now let's get on with the show!
Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!
Out in the middle of Muskoka, Ontario, a dock was shown. It was a camp of sorts. And with this camp, there was nature everywhere. Because it was a camp. No duh.
Chris McLean, a man in his 30s-40s grinned at the camera, popping out from below and grinning like the (sadistic) host he was. Wait? Sadistic? Haha! I didn't say anything. Shhh.
"Yo!" Chris greeted. "We're coming to you live at Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere, in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show, right now!"
"Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp," Chris explained as he grinned. "They will compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers."
"Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down, the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Loser Boat and leave Total Drama Island for good."
Chris then walks to a campfire area. With it are eleven tree stumps and torches stuck around and a marshmallow skewer lying on top of it conveniently.
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic Campfire Ceremony where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow," Chris explained as he grabbed the skewer and ate the marshmallow. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week."
"To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other," Chris said as behind him was a grizzly bear holding a bowl of disgusting camp food infested with black flies.
Ignoring that, Chris continued on, showing them a camera, duct-taped to a tree.
"Every moment will be caught on one of hundreds of cameras situated all over camp," Chris grinned.
Who will crumble under the pressure?
Who will survive black flies infesting disgusting food and bears?
And who will you be rooting for?
Find out, right here, right now on...
TOTAL
DRAMA
ISLAND
(Cameras pan out from a tree, a rabbit hole, and from another tree. Slowly but surely, it begins to fly over Chris and over the high 80-foot mountain before diving down)
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
(Ryan is swimming with the fishes before noticing a shark swimming after a fish. The camera pans up out of the water)
You guys are on my mind
(Zack is flexing his muscles on a drifting boat as suddenly an eagle flies by and drops its dropping on his head)
You asked me what wanted to be and I now I think the answer is plain to see
(Nathan is just sitting there listening to music but Naomi comes and surprises him)
I wanna be famous
(This surprise causes Nathan to drop his iPod and a bear runs over and carries it away with Nathan chasing after it, Jennifer stares at this in confusion)
I wanna live close to the sun
(Velvet and Snake are attempting to row away from a waterfall but they fall anyway)
Go pack your bags I already won
(Noel sits on a log jotting something down and is suddenly grabbed by a grinning Eugene but is hit into the Confessional)
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
(Katherine is surprised by this and runs off with a bunch of cats. The camera then pans into the cafeteria where Chef is cooking something for a tied up disgusted Autumn, a crying Michael and a calm Kenny)
Cause I wanna be famous
(Jazz is seen attempting to remove Gold's mask)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
(Samantha is jogging with Angel through the beach and jump back when they see Omar punching a shark...he smiles sheepishly)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
(Mist is on the docks waving her wand around. Photoshop makes it seem like she's actually waving around a magic wand)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
(Heather and Robbie sit awkwardly next to each other as Anna happily ships them two together; a whistling tune begins to play)
(TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND)
Chris stood at the dock, with his classy shining smile. From sea, to shining smiles.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris announced. "Alright, let's start introducing our campers. We told them all that they'd be staying at this five-star resort so if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why."
The first boat arrived. Out came the first camper to step foot onto the season. It was a medium-sized girl with green eyes, shoulder-length wavy brown hair, blue glasses, a t-shirt, shorts, and running shoes. She packed up large suitcases.
"Welcome to the island Velvet!" Chris grinned. "You're our first camper to have ever stepped on this island. That's considered an achievement don't you think?"
Velvet looked around.
"Um, I thought we'd be staying at a five-star resort," Velvet said. Chris snickered.
"Must be a typo," Chris snickered.
"A rather big typo," Velvet frowned.
The second boat arrived with the second camper to step foot on the island. That's another achievement. Only not that big of an achievement.
This camper was a male with messy brown hair. He wore a green shirt and shorts with a band-aid on his nose and a purple visor hat. A heart was the design for the green shirt. The boy grabbed his suitcases and walked forward, smiling.
"Eugene!" Chris chuckled. "How is life treating you?"
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"Meh?" Chris asked confused. "You're not asking why we're doing on an island instead of a resort?"
"Meh," Eugene repeated.
"Okay then," Chris rubbed his head. "Move along now."
"Meh," Eugene said.
"Do you have an illness or something?" Velvet asked, raising an eyebrow at Eugene. "Or is that really all you can say?"
Eugene looked at Velvet and shrugged.
"Meh," he said. Wonderful.
As this occurred, the third boat drove off leaving behind a girl with brown hair, fair skin, brown boots, and a striped shirt with small freckles on her face arrived. She wore shorts and some white socks can be noted.
"This is Anna everyone," Chris introduced Anna. Velvet and Eugene stared at her, crickets chirp.
"We have eyes, we can see," Velvet crossed her arms.
"Day one and already I'm being pestered by these kids," Chris sighed.
"It's alright Chris," Anna put a hand on his shoulder. "I know what will cheer you up. Love!"
"They don't call you The Romantic for nothing," Chris said, pushing her aside. "And our next camper is arriving! The tension is real as to who this is!"
"Meh," Eugene shrugged. Some cursing can be heard, but who cares?
Another girl walked off the boat. She looked menacing. She was had dark shoulder-length hair and was short and slim. Her eyes were wide and she wore a black jacket with a white T-shirt underneath. She wore black leggings and shoes. Oh man, could she be this season's main vi-
"This island is amazing," the girl smirked. "Totally perfect for art."
Wait what?
"Glad you enjoy it Jennifer," Chris chuckled. "We really put all the money we had into this! Too bad the others didn't acknowledge it."
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"It's beautiful Chris," Anna gave a comforting smile. "Just not what we were expecting."
"I was expecting a five-star resort," Velvet mumbled.
"They'll get used to it," Jennifer smirked. "As for now, it's time to draw my surroundings!"
She quickly took out a canvas and began to draw.
"An artist," Anna gasped. "I sense talent as well!"
"You bet you sense talent," Jennifer chuckled.
A boat arrived with someone on the tip of it. It was a male. He had short black hair, dark brown eyes, had an average height and wore glasses. He had a white button-up shirt that was not buttoned up, so it exposed his bare chest. A scar can be noted but that doesn't matter. He was of the Brazilian ethnic.
"Party time," the Brazilian grinned.
"Omar!" Chris announced. "You look happy."
"Of course I'm happy," Omar grinned. "This will be the sickest place to ha-wait...this isn't a five-star resort."
"You just noticed it now?" Velvet asked in disbelief.
"Well excuuuuuuse me princess," Omar frowned. "I was too busy rocking out to my jam."
He turned to Chris, a death glare sent right to his soul.
"McLean, I hate being lied to," Omar glared. Chris gulped.
"Haha certainly," Chris chuckled. "Won't happen again. Swearsies."
"...Good," Omar stopped glaring then grinned at the other three campers. "So, you're my competition? Good luck to you all!"
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
Chris shook out of this newfound fear and jumped when the next camper appeared behind him. It was a male with dirty blonde hair and a black jacket with red headphones around his neck. He wore jeans and looked pretty bored.
"Nathan, you scared the crap out of me," Chris gasped.
"That's cool," Nathan walked past Chris and placed his headphones on.
"We are full of character aren't we," Anna smiled at the campers beside her.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"Is that all you say?" Jennifer asked Eugene.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"Someone should make a remix of that," Omar grinned at Eugene.
The next camper arrived from the next boat. It was a girl that wore an unzipped black jacket, a Ben and Jerry's shirt, blue jean shorts, white socks, and red running shoes. She had brown shoulder-length hair (everyone's having that these days) that was bound in a ponytail and she also had bangs. She wore a pair of dark blue glasses and bluish fingerless gloves. She also had a Taylor Swift 1989 World Tour hat, a rainbow bracelet on her right wrist, a purple slap bracelet on her left wrist, and a black rock necklace.
Gasp...wow. That was a lot.
"Samantha," Chris grinned.
"Chris," Samantha said.
Awkward silence with crickets chirping.
"I'll be over there," Samantha pointed, breaking the silence.
"Yeah yeah that's fine," Chris chuckled.
"Looking good," Omar grinned at Samantha. Nathan jammed to his Three-Day Grace and Eugene just looked at the ground.
"Thanks," Samantha told Omar.
"You don't talk much do you?" Anna asked.
"Honey, we've got two guys who don't talk much," Velvet placed a hand on Anna's shoulder. "Eugene here says one word, and that Nathan guy just jams to music."
"Your point?" Jennifer asked, overhearing the conversation.
"We're bound to have more quiet people arrive," Velvet replied.
She was correct. The next contestant was a skinny male wearing a cool but creepy scarred mask. He had black hair and wore a black T-shirt with ripped jeans.
"This is Gold everyone, isn't he adorable?" Chris grinned, bring Gold by his side.
"Creepy more like," Velvet said.
"Quiet too," Anna said.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"You're touching me," Gold mumbled. "I don't like getting touched."
Chris chuckled as he released him from the hug.
"Hugged by a man in his 30s," Gold shivered. "Couldn't ask for another traumatizing experience."
"We've all had those experiences," Samantha chuckled.
Chris smiled at these interactions but then felt a presence. But somehow, he knew who it was.
"Kenny!" Chris grinned at a tall African-American male with shaved black hair and gray trench coat with brown pants.
"Hey Chris," Kenny smiled. "How's it hanging?"
"Awesomely!" Chris chuckled. Haha! Reference! Ahem.
"Cool," Kenny chuckled.
"Damn, he's tall," Omar noted.
"And chill," Jennifer nodded.
"So, you my competition?" Kenny chuckled at the campers.
"Totally," Samantha grinned.
"Huh what?" Nathan took off his headphones noting Kenny.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
"How's that Three-Day Grace going for ya?" Gold bluntly asked Nathan.
"How'd you know I was listening to it?" Nathan asked Gold.
"It's cranked up really loud," Gold pointed out. "And even though I hide my face, I don't hide my ears."
"Interesting," Nathan nodded. He wears a mask? What the hell?
Man, Three-Day Grace? I only know one song... Gold thought.
"Wanna be friends?' Nathan asked.
"Eh, why not?" Gold shrugged.
"That was a fast friendship," Jennifer blinked at Nathan and Gold.
"I ship it," Anna giggled.
"Friends are great," Kenny said. Was that really all he had to say?
"Hey hey hey!" a voice called from the next boat. It was girl with a slim body with dark brown eyes and dark brown shoulder-length hair with a mocha skin tone. She wore dark skinny jeans, a peach off shoulder top, a long gold necklace, and tan sandals.
"Welcome Angel!" Chris greeted. "To Camp Waw-"
Angel was already hugging all the girls and fist bumping all the dudes. Gold and Nathan were confused as heck.
"She's fast," Nathan noted.
"Name's Angel you guys," Angel gave a grin. "And it's time we have some fun on this island!"
"Yeah!" Omar cheered.
"Alright!" Samantha cheered as well.
"Fun you say?" a voice asked. A muscular male arrived in a black T-shirt and jeans with spiky black hair. "How about some fun with me?"
Angel looked at him and giggled, before pulling him into a headlock.
"You really need to work on flirting," Angel smirked. The males were wide-eyed at this.
"Yes you do Zack," Chris blinked. "Listen to the gal."
"Thanks Chrissy!" Angel giggled. Zack groaned before looking at the girls. He posed.
"That was embarrassing," Zack said. "But luckily, my manhood won't allow me to be embarrassed for long."
"What manhood?" Velvet whispered to Anna, clearly not impressed.
The next boat arrived which dropped off a chubby male. He wore an orange beanie and a simple T-shirt with shorts and sandals. He gave a small smile to the campers.
"Um, hey?" the chubby male asked.
"Hello Robbie!" Chris grinned. Immediately, Robbie blushed in embarrassment.
"Aw, he's blushing," Anna giggled. "I ship Chris and Robbie!"
"What?!" Chris gasped. "I'm straight!"
"You hugged me not long ago," Gold said, crossing his arms. "I say that makes you pretty guilty."
"I'm straight for sure," Robbie chuckled in embarrassment. "Ahem, I'll be, right behind you guys, where I'm out of notice."
Robbie hurriedly scooted to the back hoping no one will notice him.
"Shy one huh," Jennifer noted.
"He can hear you y'know," Zack told Jennifer.
"Yes, I know," Jennifer told Zack. "Wait, that's not the right response."
The next boat arrived with an odd girl. She wore a cat costume. And with her was a white beautiful cat. She had whiskers on her face, hand-drawn and blond hair can be noted as well.
"Katherine," Chris raised an eyebrow. "Didn't we tell you not to bring Felicity along?"
"I know, I know," Katherine giggled. "But she will be so lonely without me. I had to bring her along."
"Don't say I didn't warn you," Chris said.
"A cat costume?" Zack grinned. "That may be old, but it's still smoking."
Katherine giggled.
"Thanks Mr. Muscles," Katherine giggled.
"Zack," Zack corrected.
"Oh sorry, Zack," Katherine giggled. Felicity the cat hissed at Zack. Man, what's with the hatred on poor Zack?
The next boat arrived and tossed a boy off the boat with his suitcase. He wore a red T-shirt and khaki pants with beady, brown eyes and blond hair that stuck out everywhere. He started sobbing. Everyone was confused.
"Um, Michael?" Chris walked over to Michael. "Why are you crying?"
Michael continued to cry.
Chris cringed and pushed Michael to the other campers who just stared at him.
"Okay, who wants to be the one to put the baby bottle in the baby's mouth?" Omar asked.
"I'll do it!" Angel grinned. She picked up Michael and cradled, humming a tune. Michael continued to cry and soon, Angel dropped him.
"Angel!" Anna crossed her arms.
"He was soaking my shirt," Angel shrugged.
"Can't blame her on that," Nathan said.
"Meh," Eugene muttered at the crying Michael. And as the campers had to deal with the crying, the next camper arrived.
She had light black hair, and a black tank top with black leggings. She also had high heels on and looked quite basic.
"Our next camper is Heather," Chris grinned.
"So, this is the place?" Heather asked, carrying her luggage.
"Yep," Chris nodded.
"It doesn't look like a five-star-"
"Honey, we've been past that moments ago," Velvet told Heather.
"Oh, okay," Heather bit her lip. "Um, so, hi, my name is Heather and I'm-"
"Next camper is here!" Chris said, as the next camper arrived. The boy had tuft hair, white socks and sneakers and a blue jacket with shorts. He twiddled his fingers nervously.
"Snake!" Chris grinned. "You look nervous."
"MICROWAVE!" Snake yelled before covering his mouth.
"Excuse me?" Chris asked.
"Nothing," Snake shook his head. "It's just SAUSAGES!"
"What?" Omar snickered. "Did you suck one before you came here?"
Angel smacked him on the head.
"Violation of Code 136," Angel shook her head.
"What the heck is Code 136?" Omar groaned.
"Probably something to do with that remark you made," Nathan replied to Omar.
"So Snake, what kind of parent called you that huh?" Jennifer asked Snake.
"I don't know, BODY OIL!" Snake yelled again. Michael began to cry again.
"Oh great, the fire alarm sounded," Gold muttered.
"Good luck with that," Chris chuckled.
The next boat arrived with a girl who held a book. She had brown hair and blue eyes and wore a black dress and black eyeliner. Her hair was in pigtails and she had black and white socks on with black boots. She also had black lipstick and a nose piercing. She walked across the dock, reading her book, leaving her suitcases behind.
"Autumn!" Chris announced, before sticking to confusion. "Um, you gonna get that?"
"Get what?" Autumn asked.
"Your suitcases?" Chris asked.
"I thought you were going to get it, after all it's a- OH F*CKING DAMMIT!" Autumn was treated with a surprise when she held that book down. "I hate camp!"
"Back of the line," Omar jerked his thumb to where Robbie was at. "We all got T.O'd."
Autumn grumbled as she stood beside Robbie who raised an eyebrow.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Autumn raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing," Robbie shook his head, blushing from embarrassment.
Chris grinned as he stared in the success of those who were sulking. Quite frankly, he was grinning at Autumn. Creep.
The eighteenth boat arrived with a male. He was wearing a gray jacket and had shorts on. Most prominent feature was that smile he wore on his face and the short coffee colored hair he had.
"Ryan!" Chris grinned, offering handshake. Ryan returned it politely.
"Chris McLean," Ryan grinned. "It's an honor to meet you dude."
"Finally," Chris grinned. "Someone who actually finds it an honor to meet me."
"Oh, did we have to do that?" Nathan asked. "Sorry, didn't think it was part of the required circumstances."
"Oh, go back to listening to One Direction or whatever," Chris frowned.
"Great attempt," Nathan said as he put his headphones back on.
Ryan joined the other campers and looked at the colorful characters.
"So, you guys are going to be my competition?" Ryan asked.
"Sure thing, but I try not to get DRUNK!" Snake covered his mouth again. Omar bursted into laughter.
"Huh?" Ryan was confused but shrugged. "Alrighty then."
The next boat arrived with a girl wearing a full-on Hogwarts uniform and big circle glasses. She had drizzly brown hair and held a wand.
"This is Mist everyone!" Chris grinned.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Mist pointed at the campers.
"Oh gosh, you aren't going to be some annoying role-player, are you?" Robbie asked, noting Mist's uniform.
"Of course not," Mist shook her head. "I'm just reenacting my favorite series."
"We can see that," Velvet nodded.
"Wow, that wand looks so cool," Heather stared in awe at the wand.
"Thanks," Mist giggled. "My mother bought me this as a present."
"That's so-"
"Next camper!" Chris grinned, interrupting Heather from continuing. The next camper arrived and was a British male. He had slick brown hair and a business suit of sorts. He gave a smile at the contestants.
"Ah, my competition," the male clasped his hands together.
"Noel," Chris grinned. "Welcome to the island!"
"Just to let you know Mr. McLean," Noel began. "I will sue you if this false advertisement ends up killing someone."
"That's common sense," Chris chuckled nervously at Noel.
"Glad we're in an agreement," Noel chuckled.
"I'm getting a Bond villain vibe from this guy," Robbie whispered to Ryan to nodded in agreement.
"What's with the silence?" Noel asked, confused. "Speak up now. I won't bite."
"Um, hey I'm CRAZY!" Snake immediately covered his mouth. Noel raised an eyebrow.
"That was sudden," Noel said. "Might as well get used to this."
A girl hopped off the next boat wearing a red dress and black stockings with red high heels. She had black drizzly hair and a red bow in her hair. She looked like a Disney character. Ahem, a person playing Minnie Mouse.
"Our Disney Fanatic, Jazz," Chris introduced.
"We got competition," Mist narrowed her eyes at Jazz.
"Competition within a competition?' Gold asked Mist. "Come on, just because she's a Disney fanatic, doesn't mean- and she ignores me."
Mist crossed her arms, not paying attention to Gold and instead glaring at Jazz. Jazz raised an eyebrow.
"You have a problem or something?" Jazz asked. '
Mist does the 'I'm watching you gesture' before turning around. Jazz was confused.
"Hey Jazz, I'm Heather," Heather smiled at Jazz. "How are-"
"Our last camper!" Chris grinned as the last boat arrived.
"Finally!" Velvet groaned. "Do you know how long I stood here for?"
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
The last boat dropped off the final camper. It was girl with drizzly blond hair who was grinning. She had a flower in her hair and wore a white dress.
"This is Naomi everyone!" Chris patted Naomi on the shoulder.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Naomi screamed at Chris, who blinked.
"Yikes," Chris blinked. "Sorry. Yeesh."
"Anyway, yes, my name is Naomi, hope we will get along," Naomi smiled at the campers who just exchange glances with one another.
"That was strange," Omar said.
"That sudden temper," Ryan noted. "Kinda like a firecracker."
"Alright campers, first things first, we're going to take a group picture of you guys," Chris grinned. "You know, for the promos. So stand on that spot right there."
Everyone went except for Autumn who was frowning.
"Autumn?" Chris asked. "I need everyone in the picture."
"Like I'm falling for that trick," Autumn said. "Obviously, you're going to use our combined weight to make us fall into the water so you can have a laugh. Nope, not doing it."
"What the heck is she-" Omar began suddenly the dock broke and the 21 campers who gathered at the dock were now drenched in water.
"See?" Autumn told the campers. "Told ya."
"Would've been better if Autumn fell in as well," Chris sighed as he looked at his camera.
Everyone had dried off, except for Autumn cause Autumn never fell in, and were at the Campfire where Chris grinned at them all.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa," Chris grinned at the contestants. "Your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"
"Ooh ooh maybe we can be couples as well!" Anna grinned cheerfully. "I already got a list of shippings!"
"That's great Anna, but in all seriousness, I don't think the people around you would appreciate being paired up to someone they just met," Chris said.
"Aw," Anna looked down.
"Anyway, the person who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win, ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!" Chris cheered.
"One hundred thousand dollars?" Noel scoffed. "Unbelievable."
"Excuse me Chris?" Zack raised his hand. "What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I would prefer if I slept with the ladies..."
"I will kill you if you make him sleep with us," Autumn threatened Chris.
"Relax Autumn," Chris said. "Boys sleep on one side of the cabin, girls sleep on the other."
"I hope there will be peepholes," Zack snickered.
"I will gouge your eye out if I catch you peeping in on us," Autumn threatened Zack who gave her a smirk.
"Harsh much?" Robbie told Autumn.
"Here's the deal, I'm going to divide you up into two teams," Chris said. "If I call your names out, please stand over there...
Jennifer
...
Omar
...
Gold
...
Nathan
...
Samantha
...
Anna
...
Naomi
...
Ryan
...
Velvet
...
Michael
...
and Noel..." Chris listed. The eleven campers called stood together. Chris tossed them a red banner. "You guys will be known as, the Screaming Gophers!"
"Odd name," Noel noted.
"I think that's because we got like some of the loudest people in our team," Gold said. "Ahem, Michael, ahem."
"Don't be mean to Mikey," Jennifer nudged Gold. "Sure he cries a lot, but I'm pretty sure he's going to be the best teammate ever. Right Mikey?"
"Mikey's not my real name!" Michael cried.
"What a team," Ryan chuckled.
"Now, the remaining campers, when I call out your name, please move over there," Chris grinned. "...
Mist
...
Angel
...
Zack
...
Autumn
...
Jazz
...
Snake
...
Heather
...
Robbie
...
Eugene
...
Katherine
...
and Kenny...move move move."
The eleven campers called moved to another side and were tossed a green banner.
"You guys are known as, the Killer Bass!" Chris grinned.
"That's cool," Kenny smiled.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
Autumn noticed a smirking Zack. Great...
"Alright campers," Chris grinned. "You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
Confessional: Back in another AU!
Chris: You will also be able to share, your inner most thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want! Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking...or just get something off your chest.
Autumn: This place sucks. I hate camp. And being on a team with Zack doesn't make things better.
Noel: One hundred thousand dollars may not seem much, but it's still money. And it's money I intend to win.
Eugene: ...Meh...
"Alright, any questions?" Chris asked. "Good. Now let's find your cabins."
Chris led the campers to their cabins. Two wooden cabins facing each other.
"Gophers, you're in the East Cabin, Bass, in the West," Chris grinned.
Screaming Gophers (Girls)- Anna, Jennifer, Naomi, Samantha, Velvet
"Ugh, so dusty," Naomi frowned at the inside of their cabin. Michael immediately ran in, knocking Naomi to the ground and jumping onto a bed, crying.
"Um, dude, you're in the wrong side of the cabin," Velvet frowned, raising an eyebrow. Michael still continued to sob on the bed. She sighed. "That's not my problem."
"B*tch, he just knocked me down and didn't even apologize!" Naomi frowned. "I'm going to toss him out."
"Yes, and make him cry even more," Velvet told Naomi. "Real smart."
"By all means ladies," Samantha walked in. "I'm not sleeping in a drenched bed."
She placed her luggage on the side and claimed her bed.
Screaming Gophers (Boys)- Gold, Michael, Nathan, Noel, Omar, Ryan
Gold kicked the door open and set his stuff by the bed he wanted. Nathan stood beside him.
"You want top or bottom?" Nathan asked.
"Bottom," Gold said.
"Don't try anything on me," Nathan chuckled as he climbed up.
"...What?" Gold asked, confused.
"I will take top if you don't mind," Noel told Ryan. "It makes me feel like a king."
"I'm fine with that," Ryan nodded with a smile.
"Hey, didn't we have another boy in our team?" Omar asked. Naomi knocked on the door and threw a crying Michael onto the bottom of Omar's bed. "Well great, I'm stuck with Cry Me a River."
"We're all stuck with him," Gold told Omar.
Confessional: The tears. The tears go trembling down!
Omar: What do I think about Michael? Annoying. Kid's been crying non-stop since he got here. And I know for sure, we aren't getting any sleep if he continues to cry.
Killer Bass (Girls)- Angel, Autumn, Heather, Jazz, Katherine, Mist
"This oughta be fun ladies," Angel grinned. "Who wants to bunk with me?!"
"I guess I will," Heather smiled sweetly.
"Coolio, I'm taking top bunk!" Angel cackled. Heather laughed as she followed after Angel.
Meanwhile, Mist saw Jazz walk in and immediately, Mist grabbed Katherine's hand. Katherine blinked.
"Um, what are you doing?" Katherine asked.
"You mind being my bunkmate?" Mist asked quickly. "Really? No? Good. I call top."
Katherine blinked. She looked at Felicity the cat.
"Felicity, what was that all about?" Katherine asked. Felicity purred.
Killer Bass (Boys)- Eugene, Kenny, Robbie, Snake, Zack
"What do you know," Zack grinned as he peeked through a peephole. "They really do have peepholes."
"Dude, that's so RIGHT!" Snake covered his mouth again.
"I know right?" Zack grinned. "OW!"
Zack covered his eye.
"I warned you!" Autumn's voice was heard. Zack groaned.
"That b*tch poked me in the eye," Zack growled.
"You kinda deserved it," Robbie said.
"Yeah, you really did NOT!" Snake covered his mouth again.
"Seriously?" Kenny raised an eyebrow at Snake.
"No no no, I DID mean it!" Snake slapped himself.
Robbie and Kenny exchanged glances.
"Okay then," Robbie said. "I'm going to go draw pictures of Anti-Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents now..."
"And I gotta, stand around doing nothing," Kenny told Snake before leaving with Robbie. Snake sighed.
"I failed already didn't I?" Snake sighed.
"Meh," Eugene shrugged.
Some campers decided to wait it out outside. Chris happened to have walked by, checking up on the campers.
"Hey Chris, you mind telling me where I can charge my DS?" Nathan held up a DS.
"We have communal bathrooms right in that direction," Chris pointed to a direction.
"Neat," Nathan walked off with a charger and his DS.
"Alright campers, you have half an hour to unpack your things and meet me at the lodge for some lunch, starting, now," Chris grinned as he walked off.
At that moment a scream erupted. A girlish scream. So it was coming from...the boy's side?
Michael was screaming. A cockroach was scurrying around.
"Not only can that kid cry, but he can scream as well," Zack said peering in.
The cockroach continued to scurry around, eventually touching Zack. Zack screamed and ran off. Autumn laughed at that.
The cockroach then scurried near the other campers who hopped around until Noel popped in with a bug spray, spraying the cockroach.
"You people are nothing but immature twits," Noel shook his head.
"That's one way to waste half an hour," Omar noted.
"Wonder what we're going to eat," Jazz smiled when she heard what Gold said as she walked out the cabin with Heather.
"I'm hoping for a delicious meal of a juicy T-bone steak with veggies on the side and mashed potatoes," Heather smiled.
"This doesn't look like a juicy T-bone steak with veggies on the side and mashed potatoes," Heather frowned as she stared at the food on the counter.
"Listen up!" a voice barked belonging to a type of army veteran cook. "I serve three times a day! And you will eat it, three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down NOW!"
"May I have something that doesn't look like poison?" Noel asked. Chef glared at Noel who in turn quickly walked off.
"You're awesome, I like you," Angel laughed at Chef.
"Your words mean nothing to me..." Chef glared deeply in her soul. Angel stopped laughing and just took her tray.
"Wow, rejected hardcore," Angel walked off, frowning.
"When I saw we were spending eight weeks at a camp, I thought we'd be eating barbecue on our first day," Gold frowned.
"Yeah, I won't mind losing weight," Nathan said. "I'm not eating this."
"YOU WILL EAT IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!" Chef called from the counter.
"That guy needs to chill," Nathan whispered to Gold.
"HOW ABOUT I LOCK YOU IN THE FREEZER POSER?!" Chef called again from the counter.
"How the hell did he hear me?!" Nathan cried.
Robbie ate his meal and stuffed it down.
"It's not that bad," Robbie chuckled. "At least it's edible."
"Glad you like it," Chris grinned as he walked in. "Better get used to it, cause this is where you'll spend your 8 weeks eating nutritious values."
"I can go for some Butterbeer right about now," Mist frowned.
"HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU DRINK TOILET WATER?!" Chef yelled from the kitchen.
"Okay, that guy's hearing is like the eyesight of a hawk," Nathan slammed the table.
"Nathan, refrain from slamming tables please," Chris chuckled. "Anyway, your first challenge begins in one hour!"
Chris then turned around and walked off.
"Cockroach check, disgusting food check, anyone want to take a crack as to what we will be doing?" Noel asked.
"It's probably gonna be something simple," Omar said. "Like Level 1 of a video game."
The campers found themselves on the top of an 80-foot tall mountain in their bathing suits.
"Level 1 of a video game huh?" Nathan asked.
"F*ck me," Omar groaned.
Character List:
Angel- Dark Angel Of Sorrow Returns
Anna- KeefteAmo
Autumn- AudiLion
Eugene- 3nigm4
Gold- GoldEmblem
Heather- TotalDramaGirl01
Jazz- SideshowJazz
Jennifer- Derpimelt1000
Katherine- The Feline Overlord
Kenny- MrAwesome1999
Michael- geniusmath
Mist- mistmagic100
Nathan- Otterplay
Naomi- GermanyMadridista4Life
Noel- Noel Batsworth
Omar- Omakin
Robbie- BaconBaka
Ryan- RFtheGreat
Samantha- GirlPower54
Snake- SnakeSaber639
Velvet- What'dIMiss
Zack- Eternos137
That was the first episode and notice it's a lot shorter than my Supreme chapters. Mainly because I attempt to fit it into Episode format. XD
Anyway, feel free to pick and root for a favorite. The authors you see up there are friends of mine who I thought would be fun to have them compete against each other and myself as well.
Next time: Not-So-Happy Campers Part 2