It was a bright and sunny day, Gorillaz came home from a tiring performance. The edgy band decides to sit on the couch and watch some TV, Murdoc then stands up and
says "We're having a party celebrating the positive reception of our album guys". 2-D rises up with excitement in his eyes and says "Oh wow who's invited?!" Murdoc
cracks a smile and replies "Our collaborators of course...". Noodle giggles and says "Anata wa, chājā o jikkō shite iru ma ni orugasumu shita hito o shōtai shinai kata ga
yoi" to which no one in the band even acknowledges. Russel isn't really that much of a party kind of guy, he would rather just sleep through the whole party. Back when
Russel was much younger, his friends would force him to go to parties with them and he wouldn't budge off of the nearest bed or couch until the cops came and woke
him up. A couple of hours pass by and the collaborators came, Murdoc greeted them all and they pretty much ignored him and started partying. Russel sighed and said
to himself "Why did Muds even throw this damn party anyway? Not like anyone even liked the damn album", as he walked to his room he was greeted by three men.
Three men who Russel was quite familiar of... De La Soul. Russel has spoken to these guys a lot, after collaborating on Feel Good Inc, Superfast Jellyfish, and Momentz.
Russel became quite close to these guys, so he decided to strike conversation with the lads. Russel says to the tan trio "What's up guys? How y'all doin tonight?" they all
speak in unison and say "We're doin alright how about you Russ?" Russel was shocked because they always ask wyd not hyd. Russel blushes a mighty blush and says
"You know I have a very strong interest in the three of you I just couldn't choose" to which they reply in unison "Have all three brotha" Russel takes the three stooges to
his bedroom and then it's time to get ill know what I'm sayin?. Russel has the biggest smile on his face and says "Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah... I have a RAEL appetite" and
then they all have an orgy and Murdoc kills them for not inviting him. Moral of the story is don't do drugs.