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Xand-Man: Hey, found your way around Berkley then?
Buffinator: No. Just found a laptop.
Xand-Man: 'Found' Buff?
Buffinator: I didn't steal it.
Xand-Man: I didn't say you did.
Buffinator: You implied.
Xand-Man: I imply many things. I am implication man extraordinaire. So, found ze guy yet?
Buffinator: Thrice-Wise Guy? No, but he's around here somewhere
Xand-Man: Probably just hiding. Or eating. Or turning other girls into giants.
Buffinator: So he gives me sister a growth spurt and he's cheating on her? That boy is all kinds of dead.
Xand-Man: So, what ya gonna do until you find him?
Buffinator: Sharpen an axe. Possibly go see a movie. Could go either way. I saw a cute shoe store on the way here. That might win the tie.
Xand-Man: At the risk of sounding Giles-esque, you already have far too many shoes Buffy. Like Manolo Blahnik's jealous.
Buffinator: You know who Manola Blahnik is? No guy knows that. No straight guy anyway.
Xand-Man: Now who's implying?
Buffinator: There's no implying. I'm implication adjacent. I'm in conclusion land.
Xand-Man: Okay, you would think after eight years people would forget about the gay jokes.
Buffinator: You were Larry's bestest bud...
Xand-Man: I WAS NOT
Buffinator: No need to shout.
Xand-Man: Not shouting.
Buffinator: All caps dude. Online shouting abounds.
Xand-Man: Do you want me to leave? Coz I will.
Buffinator: Fine. I'm rolling my eyes. You may not be able to see it, but be assured I am.
Xand-Man: I'm assured. Now do you wanna know what we've found out on this upside down frown sign deal?
Buffinator: With the star in the corner? Book me.
Xand-Man: Well, so far, we've found it to be the original design for Colombia Tristar before they went for the unicorn/lady lib deal.
Buffinator: You're a terrible Watcher.
Xand-Man: I'm NOT a Watcher.
Buffinator: Xand, the only reasons your not wearing glasses and cleaning them furiously in frustration is because you have an eyepatch instead. You're like comic book Watcher.
Xand-Man: Getting better.
Buffinator: And since Giles seems to be getting jiggy with Faith now...I kinda need a new favorite Watcher...
Xand-Man: I thought I was always your favorite?
Buffinator: I thought you said you weren't a Watcher.
Xand-Man: It's a thing.
Buffinator: Our lives suck. Things seemed weirdly simpler in Sunnydale.
Xand-Man: Yes. The Mayor 'I just wanna be a big snake' and The Master's 'I want to break free' Those were the days.
Buffinator: Blowing things up seemed to always be the answer.
Xand-Man: Probably why we ended up blowing up Sunnydale. We were a bad influence on Spike.
Buffinator: Spike in himself was a bad influence. Haha.
Xand-Man: You miss him don't you?
Buffinator: I don't know...maybe.
Xand-Man: You do.
Buffinator: Stop being insightful.
Xand-Man: Hey, it's what I do.
Buffinator: You wish.
Xand-Man: Buff, if I say something to you do you promise not to wig?
Buffinator: Okay, indicate next time you change direction. Erm, sure...I won't wig. Unless you say you're joining Viva Las Gaygus then I may wig.
Xand-Man: Again with the gay jokes. They just a keep on comin don't they?
Buffinator: It's like a gift
Xand-Man: Buffy.
Buffinator:...Xander.
Xand-Man: Buffy, I love you.
Xand-Man: I mean of the 'in' variety.
Xand-Man: Buffy?
Xand-Man: Buff?
Xand-Man: You're wigging aren't you?
Buffinator: No. No wig. I'm wig free. Just really...really...really...speechless.
Xand-Man: Right.
Buffinator: I love you too.
Xand-Man: I get why it would be weird.
Xand-Man: Wait, I typed that before you typed yours and after careful re-reading- WHAT????!!!!!
Buffinator: Ooh, gotta book. Giant Boy at 2 o clock. We'll talk later.
Xand-Man: He can wait!!!
Buffinator has signed off.
Xand-Man: Crap.