HOLY SHITS I JUST SAW THE MOST BIGGEST DISGUSTING VILE SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM AND IT LEFT SOME PLACE~!

HOLY FUCK HEELLLPP MEE!

Im swear it was trying to kill deven!

im like shitting myself right now

"'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.'... Damn Edward is so whipped!" Nico said aloud mocking the ever so popular tween vampire novel.

Setting the book on his desk something caught his eye. Something with eight legs and four eyes, and that was descending upon his desk and a startling rate.

Nico whirled around in his cabin with a glass cup and a piece of paper he got from that magical place behind peoples backs that hold an infinite amount of stuff.

"Where'd ya go you little bastard?" he growled. If Nico dislike anything more than people who talked at the movies (he believed in a special hell for them) it was spiders who refused to die.

He found the disgusting creature skittering across his desk. With a mighty THUMP he trapped the spider with the glass up.

"Haha not so tough now." he taunted the spider. "Egh, you are really ugly aren't you?"

The spider gave him a steely gaze. Nico had never really paid attention to spider, but this was an ugly one.

Long hairy legs, sleek chunky body, and pinches that can make the devil himself cringe.

"Ugh, yes. Yes you are ugly. But I'm in a good mood today spider." Nico ranted walking away from the trapped spider. "Today I will allow you live." He whipped around. "AS MY PET! MWAHAHAHA- Akh!" he choked on his words and coughed violently. "ugh, don't say anything... And I'm talking to a spider."

"Bella, I am your father, Mwahaha. This is stupid it's boring! Why did Travis give me this...?" Nico wondered.

Nico yawned greatly and lowered his head desk. Hey, reading is hard work. All those letters mixing into works that are waayyy beyond the comprehension of a 14 year old boy. Slowly Nico drifted into a slumber...

It wasn't long before Nico was awake. But not out of being fully rested, it was a strange sensation crawling on his arm.

"What the..." looking at his arm he came eye to er, eyes with the gigantic spider.

"OH MY GODS! AHHHH! AHHHH! SOME ONE HELP ME! AHHHHH!" Flailing his arms and legs wildly, desperately trying to rid of the spider, he barley noticed the the door to his cabin open.

When he rid himself of the spider he ran to the door and frantically jumped into Percy's arm.

"Oh dude! What's wrong!" He shouted.

"Don't just stand here man! RUN!" was the response.

"To where Nico?" asked Annabeth.

"Dose it matter? It's a spider! RUN!" He yelled.

"Spider?" Annabeth screamed cringing.

"Oh god," mutter Percy dropping Nico to the ground. " Do you guys want me to kill the dumb spider."

"Yes!"

"Its not dumb it's hu-"

"It's no big deal! Just flick them."

"Fine go Flick then!"

"Ok then!"

Percy strolled up to the cabin when the spider came into full view. He barley noticed and continued his rant when he finally notice.

"Honestly, you two are the worst when it comes to pests. Next you'll be screaming over like a, beetle or som- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?"

"FLICK THE SPIDER PERCY!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

"FORGET THAT RUN!"

With a collective scream the trio ran into the night hoping the spider wouldn't follow.

And they were right... Or were they?

THE END QUESTION MARK.

Dumb spider is taunting me! it was the size of hand! God im so scared... im trembling!

We just thought it would be funny to post this story after seeing it but now i think we'll just go sleep in the living room hehe -_-