At Moonhigh, In Jayfeather's secret laboratory beneath the medicine den...
Jayfeather was dressed in a lab coat, waiting for his fellow initiates to complete the ultimate experiment.
Soon Goosefeather arrived in his oversized white coat. Willowshine followed soon after.
Jayfeather laughed like those mad scientist dudes.
"One more unknown member THAT THE AUTHOR SHOULDN'T MENTION (the author ignored this) will be coming soon, and then our wonderful experiment we took a lifetime to complete will be in progress!"
Mothwing entered the room.
"Great. Now for our life-long experiment. We are here to witness the greatest moment of all time! Our experiment is... How big can a cat's ego get?"
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Keep in mind that cats are still an evolving species.
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"We have created an alternate world where our victim- whoops! - patient will be in various scenarios where she will be the best.
I have also hired a writer to observe the world and write out a report for us. Ready, Everyone? Starting in 3, 2... Uh, you okay Goosefeather?
Goosefeather was on the floor, writhing in pain. "Ahh! I am having a vision!"
"Oo-kay!"
"NO! Starkit! She's too ugly, too horrible to look at! I can't take it much longer..."
Jayfeather's ears flattened. "Does that mean you're against the idea of the Ego experiment #62?"
"JAYFEATHER!" Mothwing warned, "CALL THE AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING!"
"Fine..." Jayfeather walked toward the primitive phone, a big "megaphone" made out of leaves.
"So, Goosefeather, anything else in your vision? Maybe... is success and fame too much to ask for?"
"Ahh! I'm blind!"
"Cool! now we can be blind-o buddies!"
"Jayfeather" Willowshine tapped her foot impatiently. " How's getting the yell-o-phone working out for you?"
Jay feather grumbled and took the phone off the hook. "9 AND 1 AND 1! PATIENT IN A HIDDEN ROOM UNDER THE MEDICINE DEN! JUST PULL THE FAKE COMFREY AND ENTER THE PASS CODE: 123456890987654321555! THEN YOU NEED TO JUST JUMP OVER THE LAVA PIT AND PERFORM THE MACARANA! I'VE UPLOADED SOME FIRE GUNS SO DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE GIANT METAL UMBRELLAS THAT ARE UNDER MY MEDICINE DEN SOUVENIR DESK. OH WAIT! DON'T FORGET THE WEIRD LOOKING THING THAT'S BRIGHT RED! IT'S A KEY TO GET TO THE SECONDARY STAGE OF THE SECRET LABORATORY-"
"you know, Mothwing, why don't we drag Goosefeather across the secondary and primary levels?"
"Yah." agreed Mothwing.
Willowshine and Mothwing hauled Goosefeather onto their backs, and took the elevator that went up directly to the moonpool. there were no hidden weapons or hard passcode to enter.
Meanwhile, Jayfeather was still yelling out the endless list of instructions to no one in particular.
"DON'T FORGET TO TWIST THE LITTLE SCREW THINGIE AND START SINGING THE SONG "BEAT IT" AND THEN YOU HAVE TO DUCK AS SOON AS YOU FINISH. THEIR WILL BE THE THIRD LAZER PARTY READY TO SHOOT ANYONE STANDING! THEN CLIMB DOWN THE LADDER AND SPELL IN MORSE CODE "SAUCEY BOSSY PANTIES!" DO NOT FORGET THE PANTIES! IT'S DOT-DOT-DOT..."
The science brigade was off to a great start.