Jack Sparrow, a Mermaid and Planet of the Apes

a drunken pirate

stumbles off a pier

into the ocean

a mermaid with

crystal blue eyes

puts her arms

around him

he is smitten

her long sea green hair

is soft

joy comes to his heart

he breathes under

the salty sea

feeling good

he commits to

this lady of the water

she is no ordinary mermaid

her beauty captivates

many sailors

but science rules her mind

she shows her human male

a time travel device

formed from coral

together, her loving pirate

and the curious mermaid

are transported to a

world of primates

gorillas surround the

unusual couple

the mermaid crawls

back into the sea

but Jack Sparrow

finds himself in

a cage

bananas dangle in

front of him

he is now sober

but he misses his

lovely mermaid

a chimp scientist

cherishes her new

found human

Dr. Zaius her boss

feels threatened

the lost pirate

closes his eyes

he needs to

escape this planet

of the apes

"I am a pirate!"

"I seek treasure!"

monkeys everywhere?

alcohol is for fools

send me home

to my lady of the sea

three orangutan judges

are baffled

nodding their heads

in fear

send him back

to the angry ocean

he will surely drown

Zira is sad

Jack kisses her hand

waves roll to his feet

his siren of the sea

calls him

her voice carried

by the wind

rifles point at him

nervous gorillas

follow orders

he stumbles but

rights himself

wading into his

ocean home

she extends her arms

pulling him towards her

gorillas and the chimp

are in awe

as the prisoner

vanishes into the sea

no trace of him or

his woman-fish

myth or magic?

they stare long

after the couple is gone

the mermaid kisses

her pirate

he swims with her

relieved to feel

the ocean around

a tired body

her beauty enchants him

amazed her brain

deep down he knows

many more adventures

are in his future

so he swims with

his love

admiring her beauty