I had just woken up to a very loud very tone deaf male voice singing, "I believe I can fly!! I believe I can touch the sky!!" I groaned and rolled over almost falling off the branch before peeling my eye-lids back. Flying in little circles, dipping, diving and singing, was a very cheerful very happy Fang singing or rather screaming, "I believe I can soar!! Better watch out that open door!!"
What the crackers?! What happen to Fang? Glancing around, I viewed my Flock. It was not a pretty sight.
Nudge was not talking. Gasp. Shock flowed through me. Instead she was sitting very very still staring at her fingers. She just sat there. "I think about it every night and day!! Spread my wings and fly away!!" I winced at Fangs awful voice.
Iggy was stumbling and tripping all over the place. Three times he tripped on the same root and the food he was cooking smelt like old gram-ma, wet dog and lilac's. As I watched he tripped over a rock and skillfully poured soup all over my baby Angel.
Except she wasn't. She was sitting there on a rock glaring at everything wearing the most emo clothes I could think of. She barely twitched when the concoction dripped down her nose and on to her lips and when Fang shouted into her ear she smirked. "See I was on the verge of breaking down!!"
Fearing the worst I shifted my gaze to Gasman. He looked normal. He was sitting playing with bits of dangerous looking metal. As I watched he screwed he little face up and let out a magnificent 'PPPFFFFTTTT'. I winced and waited for the awful stench to come. Instead I was hit by a wonderful freesia smell with a hint of lavender. OMGWTF??
I couldn't find Total but a huge cat with snow white fur and crazy green eyes was mewing to Gazzy, "Oh man I can't wait for breakfast. Iggy always cooks the best things." And it licked its chops.
"But now I know the meaning of true love-!!" Fang stopped to take in the beautiful smell and spotted me sitting up staring around.
"Hey hey!!" he shouted, "Max you are my one true love!" he dove to sit across from me bouncing on his butt. "Hey hey you should kiss me. That what you always do!"
I shook my head and tried to bolt but he swept me up in a wet messy terrible horrifying kiss. I struggled against him and he let me go, twisting away and cried, "That just brightens your day don't it Max?"
"Alright um flock lets get a move on." I yelled but they ignored me. Fang flapped away and Nudge stood up and walked to another rock and sat down. That's was about all the response I got.
"We are waiting for the School." A baleful voice moaned.
And if on cue sixteen Erasers emerged from the trees and hissed in a monotone, "Well come on the tea party is almost ready."
The flock obediently stood up and shuffled past them Fang had gone back to humming.
One Eraser glared at me and said, "You're going to need at dress."
"AAAAGGGWHHHHH!!" I shot up on the branch panting sweat running down my face.
Nudge stopped her chatter for a moment and stared at me and Angel winked slightly before turning back to Total who rolled his eyes.
Iggy turned his sightless gaze back to his wonderfully delicious and a familiar stench reached up my nose to tickle my brain. Fang got up from his little perch and sat beside me taking my hand and rubbing it a little smirk on his face.
You do realize what you dreamt about Maximum.
No what? Stupid voice always wanting me to analyze.
You are marginally worried about a singing Fang and a silent Nudge. And you find a clumsy Iggy and a sweet smelling Gasman weird. A dark Angel is frightening. But you find nothing more horrifying then wearing a dress.