This is the first time I've written another fanfic in a while, and I have conflicting emotions about it. It also happens to be my first Gravity Falls fanfic, so I hope I kept all the characters as canon as possible.

Don't ask where I got the idea for this fic- it was totally random. I just got the idea, "What if Bill was a fairy?" and decided to go with it! Personally, I would love to see someone draw that~

I apologize for any grammatical errors.

Enjoy!

"I've had it with you, Bill!" Ford declared angrily, slamming his hands on his desk. "I'm tired of you trying to take control of my mind, of my family- of everything I know!"

Bill chuckled. "Woah, take a breather there Sixer, you're starting to get carried away. You should really stop and listen to how ridiculous you sound."

"I mean it, Bill! It's about time I did something about you."

Bill leaned forward to rest his hands on his cane. "Now this is interesting. Good ol' Sixy here thinks he can defeat me." He disappeared for a split second before reappearing upside-down in front of Ford, causing the man to jump back. "You think you can defeat me? Fat chance, four eyes! You've never stood a chance in the past, what makes this time any different?" Bill once again disappeared before reappearing behind Ford. "Besides, you're the very reason that I'm here! You're the genius that built that portal so many years ago. You wouldn't really want to cast me away, would you?"

"Like hell I would! I'd like to see you suffer just as I've suffered."

"And how do you plan to bring that about? Come on, hit me with your best shot, Sixer! I'm waiting to see what hilarious answer you offer up."

Ford smirked smugly. "I'm going to do something not even you saw coming, Bill."

Bill yawned. "Yeah, yeah, out with it already."

"A curse."

"A what?"

"A curse. I'm going to use a curse."

Bill exploded into a fit of laughter. "Boy, you Pines sure don't disappoint! This is hilarious!" He paused to wipe a few tears of laughter from his eye. "Anyway, now that I've had a good laugh, prepare to die!" He conjured up a ball of blue flames and hurled it at Ford.

Ford dodged the flames and grabbed one of the journals from his desk, fervently flipping through its pages. Just as Bill was preparing to throw another ball of flames, Ford began to utter an incantation from the journal.

As he did, time seemed to almost freeze. The ball of flames began to move almost as if in slow motion until coming to a complete stop mid-air. The flames then transformed into a mass of golden pixie dust before falling to the floor.

Ford then directed his attention to Bill and watched as he grew smaller and smaller in size. He began to take on a human-like form, with brightly colored golden hair that fell just above his shoulders. He was wearing a silky yellow and black suit that seemed to shine from every angle. And finally, a pair of silvery wings sprouted from his shoulder blades before he fell to the ground.

Ford watched in disbelief. Sure, he had cast the curse in hopes that it would stop Bill, even if just temporarily, but he had done it on a whim. He didn't expect it to actually prove successful.

Bill slowly started to prop himself up. "What the hell just happened? Why does everything look so...huge?" He paused to glance down at his new form. "W-what is this?" He looked at Ford in bewilderment. "What did you do to me Sixer?"

"I did exactly what I said I would do, Bill," he said, slowly walking over to where he lay. He had to suppress a laugh as he scooped up the now minature-sized Bill Cipher in his hands. "Now I just have to figure out what to do with you."

He spotted a bottle on his desk. He picked the bottle up and practically had to force Bill to go inside before screwing the cap back on.

Bill pounded against the glass in protest. "Wait, wait! I'll die if you don't poke some air holes in that cap!"

Ford rolled his eyes. "That's the least of my concerns right now."

"Sixer!"

"Okay, fine." Ford decided that he didn't want to witness the death of fairy-Bill Cipher and poked a few holes into the top of the metal cap. "Are you satisfied now?"

Bill crossed his arms and pouted. "Whatever."

"Just wait till the others see you," Ford said, laughing. "They'll love this."

And with that, he exited the lab, ignoring Bill's steady stream of curses.

What did you guys think? Should I continue with this crazy story? Don't be afraid to let me know what you think!

Thanks for reading :)