You're Going Down

Alright! A new story, finally! So first of all I would like to thank conTAMMYnated prodigy, who really helped in this story (well…kind of…),anyway, she wrote a bit of the super long thank you list at the end. So anak, thanks!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Free cookie to the person who wants to buy it.

Enjoy…XD

The Plans

Winner takes all in this bloody death match

Yamamoto Genryuusai was troubled. With Aizen not planning anything evil and keeping quiet for a few months and the sudden decrease in Hollow activity, the Taichos and their Fukutaichos are getting extremely restless. Just yesterday, Unohana-taicho, of all the possible people, was almost provoked by Kuchiki-taicho (the world must be really coming to an end!) who was angry because Kusajishi fuku-taicho has been bothering him.

"Ne,ne Byakushi! Let's play!"

"No."

"But Byakushi wants to!"

"Frankly Kusajishi fuku-taicho, I do not want to play."

"Aww…."

Kusajishi fuku-taicho has been bothering Kuchiki-taicho for quite a while mainly because "Kenchan" has been busy provoking any unlucky shinigami who happens to cross his path. Meanwhile, Hitsugaya-taicho was angry (as usual) at Matsumoto fuku-taicho who has not surprisingly, not done a single piece of paperwork to go on drinking sessions with Kyoraku-taicho, Abarai fuku-taicho, 3rd seat Madarame, 5th seat Yumichika, Hisagi fuku-taicho and Kira fuku-taicho. Their drinking sessions also made Ise fuku-taicho and Kuchiki-taicho angry since nothing was getting finished in their own respective divisions.

Yamamoto-soutaicho really needs to think up something to keep his Taichos from getting at reach others throats. Or else…. As he pondered upon this problem, he happened to see Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia on their way back to the real world.

"Perfect. These humans have many sources of distraction."

A perfect solution indeed.

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"Hmm…Sources of distraction?" Ichigo said.

"Yes. Kurosaki-kun." Yamamoto-soutaicho said.

"Well…manga? Or maybe music?" Ichigo suggested.

"Oh, what about that videogame thingy?" Rukia said.

"Well, that's a pretty good idea…" Ichigo said with a thoughtful look on his face.

"What are these video games?" Yamamoto-soutaicho asked.

After a few minutes of Ichigo's and Rukia's lively explanation of videogames. Yamamoto-soutaicho has made his decision.

"Perfect. Bring some of these games next week."

And so the wheels of doom has begun churning.

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Special thanks to the Kuchiki Ent., our financial support for buying all those gaming consoles and games and chips and soda and (hush,hush) beer and vodka and those medics and that flat screen TV and those computers and the Gamers Paradise Supah Special Cheats and Codes Overload Golden! Special Edition Issue and that old, dark mansion and the gamer shirts and sentai helmets and the grand prize for the cosplayer contest and the free therapy session with Dr.Phil. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

So that was the first chapter. What do you think? Drop a review and you'll get a free cookie!