Another Quick, Comedy One-shot :)
This time, the target is Kankuro :D
I mean his puppets...
ENJOY :3
OOCness...and the ending should be the funny part...xD
Meet Kankuro.
The middle child of the Third Kazekage.
Older brother of Gaara, younger brother of Temari's
He's obsessed with dolls
Kankuro: They're called puppets!
Me: Well, I'm the author so what I say GOES. And don't make me go get Gaara.
Kankuro: Uh..on with the story!
Anyways,
Kankuro plays with dolls.
and he also steals lipstick from his older sister so that he can put it all over his face!
Temari: Kankuro!
Kankuro: I swear I did not! Miharu is a liar! A liar I say!
Me: Shut up doll boy!
Let's continue~
Kankuro simply loves his dolls
Kankuro: Puppets.
Me: Whatever.
He talks to them(pretty weird)
Fights with them
And possibly dress them up as a girl and have a date with them o_O"
Polishes them until they are shiny as a button!
Oh how he loves them.
And I mean really loves them. Like a little child loving his candy.
Kankuro and his puppets battle together whenever and wherever.
That is until...
"Kankuro!" his older sister, Temari yelled. "What's taking you so long? We're going to be late for our mission!"
"My puppets! My precious, precious puppets!" Kankuro cried out suddenly like he saw his loved one died.
"What the heck?" Temari wondered and decided to check out what was going on with his brother. When she opened the door, she finds her brother crying rivers of tears. He was hugging the head of his puppet, Karasu. The fan-girl gave Kankuro a look.
".?" Temari asked, weirded out by the situation.
"My puppets!" Kankuro cried. "They've been destroyed! Who on earth would do such a terrible thing!"
"I did." A dark voice said.
"Gaara!" Temari exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
"You guys take too long and Baki told me to get you guys."
"Oh," Temari replied. "Did you destroyed his puppets Gaara?"
"Yes," Gaara replied proudly. "Yes I did."
Kankuro overheard Gaara's confession and yelled like Gai-sensei,
"Gaara! My little brother! What did I ever do to you!"
"You" Gaara began to say.
"What?" Kankuro demanded and was still crying and crying.
"YOU ATE THE LAST COOKIE!" Gaara cried. "And for your punishment I destroyed your precious puppets!"
"No!" Kankuro yelled to the heavens.