The Zen of Zombie
By the author formerly known as E.V.A. Graebel
A SHORT INTRODUCTION
All paths lead to something. For Buddhists, it is Enlightenment. For Christians, Heaven. This short pamphlet is for the zombie who hasn't quite discovered where his path in life leads - besides all the chaos and destruction and brain crunching.
I will strive to provide you with a little guidance in how to embrace your condition and let it lead you towards being one with your nature.
This is not a how-to guide in trapping live meat, although the author believes that you may improve your hunting skills by accepting your undead status and making the most of them. For further guidance in how to avoid a bullet to the head please read "Now, Duck!" by the man formerly known as Jim Hall.
Warning: If your eyeballs have decayed to the point where reading is difficult, The Zen of Zombie will be released in Jan. 2008 in audiobook form.