A/N: Just a series of one-shots. Updated whenever inspiration hits and I can think of a really good story. Hope you enjoy it. Let Me Know what you think.

Disclaimer: Don't own Matt Hardy, only my OC.

Chapter One: Matt Strongly Dislikes Mustard

"Hey darling." The 6'2 eldest Hardy says his southern accent obvious as he wraps his arms around his girlfriends waist, kissing her on the neck.

Lindsey giggles as she continues to focus on her current task, handing Matt a plate moments later. "Here you go." She says, returning to the dishes that we were in the sink.

Matt grabs the plate, sitting on the counter across from his girlfriend and taking a bite into the burger. Mid chew, he stops, staring down at the burger in his hand.

Something was different, something was...tangy.

Slowly peeling the bun off the burger Matt finds the reason for his suspicion. Dropping the burger onto the plate, Matt stares from the infected piece of food to Lindsey, who is completely oblivious to this whole situation. Continuing this pattern for a while, Matt eventually lets out an exasperated sigh, trying to get his girlfriends attention.

Lindsay was completely unaware of this situation as she bobs her head and hums and mumbles the lyrics to Don't Trust Me by 3Oh!3.

Matt coughs, causing Lindsey to shift her concentration from the dirty dishes to her antagonizing boyfriend of two years.

"Yes, Matthew." She replies, adding emphasis to his name.

Matt doesn't reply right away he just stares at her trying to figure out what possessed his girlfriend to commit such a crime in his own home.

At McDonald's it was acceptable, but here it was not.

"Matt!" Lindsey says a little bit louder this time staring at her boyfriend.

Matt shakes his head, jumping off the counter and drops the plate in front of her. "You want to explain something."

"Not really." She replies.

"Open the sandwich." Matt demands and he watches attentively as Lindsey takes the bun off and examines the meal.

"Is there a problem." She asks more confused than she was to begin with.

"What does Matt hate most?"

Lindsey lets out a laugh, not believing this was actually happening right now. "Are we really speaking in third person right now?" She sarcastically says, but when she sees the seriousness on Matt's face she gives another mumbled response. "Mustard."

Matt gives her a stern look, but before he can speak Lindsey cuts him off. "Okay, sorry I gave you the wrong one. Chill out! It's just mustard." Lindsey finishes handing him another plate as she kisses him on the cheek and moments later her finger goes down Matt's face and yellow line of mustard appears on his face.

"MMMM. Delicious." She replies, licking her finger, smiling up at her boyfriend as she goes back to the dishes.

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