i'm a boy named harry
both my parents are dead
now im hanging in the ghetto
earning wizard street cred
in the common room crib i be
chillin with the shorties
my homies and me be drinking butterbeer 40s
malfoy is the boy
id like to kick in the rump
we're at each others' throats just like rosie and trump
i fight the 3 headed dog
and i ride the big birdie
buckbeak is my freak
coz she makes me feel dirty
i pimped out my broomstick
with 28 speakers
i once cut a houseelf
just to take his sneakers
voldemort is my bitch
fool he ain't no man
i can't wait to bust a cap up in his azkaban
my name is harry p
to the o
to the t
to the t
to the e
to the r you see
he's a magic man
he puts a hex in the city
dont call him harry potter
cause my name is h piddy
when dementors are near
its like the arctic zone
so i hufflepuff the chronic till
the sorcerors stoned
at the drive thru of my invisibility cloak
for the order of the phoenix
ill take fries and a coke
i eat chocolate frogs
and booger flavored beans
i be grubbin on
hedwig's hot and spicy wings
the muggles
all see me as a nifty gent
but i can take more bullets than 50 cent
an evil spell can cause a bad reaction
like a day care
center run by
michael jackson
i drink poly-juice potion
and doing drive by magic on my nimbus 2000
my name is harry p
to the o
to the t
to the t
to the e
to the r you see
he's a magic man
he puts a hex in the city
dont call him harry potter
cause my name is h piddy
water skiing with hagrid
in the castle trough
on the carpet eating burgers
like hasslehoff
im a bad boy wizard
i dont tolerate phonies
i showed the world my privates
in that show about ponies
i be ditching my scarf
with the robe and the tie
got this bitching gear from Fubu
and its summer-fly
a wizard is judged
by his ice and his threads
galleon gold in my grill
extentions in my dreads
the ladies all love me
coz i look so fine
im poppin out more babies
than federline
2 parts pumpkin juice
one part mr pibb
a dime bag of flu powder
to get back to the crib
a pinch of dragons eye and a
and a smidge of toadstool
one sip youre flying high
just like paula abdul
my name is harry p
to the o
to the t
to the t
to the e
to the r you see
he's a magic man
he puts a hex in the city
dont call him harry potter
cause my name is h piddy
in the hood in the hood
hes a wizard in the hood
he uses his magic powers
for the forces of good
he eradicates evil
he protects the poor
i get a little
on my dumbledore