Summary: Tsunade's kid?! Dawn alive, in Iwa?! This can't be true! Oh, but it is! Deidara, son of Tsunade and Dawn, is a spy for Iwa. His mother thought he had died years ago, as a baby, with Dawn. What happens when Dawn dies, and Deidara survied his suicide? And to Konoha? What will Iwa do to get back their artist? Time-skip.

Rated: Teen

Warning: Cursing, Tsunade's a mom, murder, spoilers, child abuse, penis talking (Sai!) and my own OC!

Pairings: JiriyiaTsunade, one-sided DawnTsunade, SasuNaru, LeeSaku, mentions of SasoDei, DeiOC

ToboeDeidaraLover: Hello again! This is another story I thought up. I noticed how much Deidara resembles Tsunade, and BAM! This came to life! Oh, and pretend Yamouto dosen't exist. I don't like him. R&R!

Disclaimer: Oh, yeah. Kishomoto just GAVE me the rights to Naruto. Note the sarcasm.

Chapter One: Found by Konoha!

3 Years After Itachi's Death (Pretend Sasuke and Tobi never spoke to eachother, but the Akatski and Asuma are still alive)

The former Rookie Twelve (Rookie Nine plus Team Gai), Sai, and their former senseis skimmed through the trees after a misson. Which they failed horribly. Naruto kept his blue gaze trailed on the ground. He was depressed.

Thats how he noticed the body. In the hole.

"Oi, guys! Stop! Dattebeyo!" the whiskered blonde yelled, leaping down to the hole, the others on his heels. They were in for the shock of their life. Or so they thought . . .

"What, do-" Sasuke started, then stopped. His eyes widened as he saw exactly wha- No, who was in the hole. Naruto clutched his lover's arm

"What the bloody hell!" Sakura cried out.

Fourteen hearts stopped beating as they saw Akasuna no Deidara in that hole.

Pained breathing.

Slight, agonized twitching.

Alive.



"I-I t-thought h-he d-died y-years a-ago." Hinata, 'freakin HINATA broke the silence.

"So did I. This is a supreme show of horriblely wasted youth!" Konoha's Green Beast bellowed. Tense-filled nods resounded.

"Well . . . I guess we should take it back to the village." Sai said, refering to the fact that Deidara had femnine looks and had mouths on his hands.

"Ai." came the onimous anwser. Deidara whimpered and thrashed suddenly, breathing painful and sharp.

"Sakura, Ino. He needs medical attention." Kakashi said levely, being the only one who even fully noticed Deidara's sorry, near-death state. The two girls glanced at eachother, reluctantly moving forward to heal a few of the injuries.

Suddenly, Deidara cried out in agony, as soon as the kunochis moved forward, startling them. "What the hell?!" Ino yelled in anger. The terroist began to whimper, pain lashing his frail body.

"Easy, girls. He's in pain." Asuma reasured them, becoming increasingly worried about the blonde criminal, "He's obviously close to death, and having foreign chakra patterns around him would terrify him. Who knows how long he's been out here?"

The medics looked uneasy, as they (slightly) ignored the unconcious screaming and wailing of the S-Rank Criminal, and healed a few injuries.

"Alright, lets get him back to the village." Kurenai said. The others agreed, and as Deidara whimpered, unnerving the shinobi, they headed back to the village.

End of Chapter One