Zell was in the cafeteria looking for hot dogs when he was assaulted by Sage's hair. Sage laughed, "muahaha, my hair is so evil!" And then Nicki showed up and shrieked, "bwah hah grah Wildfire!" and went to go buy baby oil. While Sage hair-raped Zell, the rest of the Ronin Warriors asked Nicki for some of the baby oil to lubricate their swords. Surprisingly, that is the weakness of their mortal enemy, whom shall not be namedm whose name is "old shriveled old man with testicals for ears," aka Zhao Yun! He inherited the title while carrying Zhuge Liang's silk purse. So Shin threw away his armor to get back at old shriveled old man with testicals for ears. Five and a half seconds later, he regrets this decision and starts bawling, "Baby come back! I never meant to do thaaaaat!" Meanwhile, a dorky kid named Alex is sexually harassed and some guy named Ilchymis shoved a sofa up his ass because he's magical that way. Elsewhere, the Ronins were preparing to fight Zhao Yun for the right to grow their ears. They wanted long dangly ears too. They ran to Zell to ask for his spiritual guidance. Unfortunately for Zell, the only person there to ask was Ilchymis still shoving live animals up his own anus. Zell decided to use his explosive flatulence to set Sage's hair on fire to escape the raping and flee to safety. Upon doing so, he realized the solution to life, the universe, and everything. The answer was boobs. Lots of them. In order to reveal this to everyone, Zell had to grow several of his own pairs. To do so he had to get anally raped by the Magic Holy Demon Pony From Outer Space, who lived in Zell's anus. This created a paradox and so he had to get raped while the MHDPFOS still resided in his bowels. Zell would require the help of viagra, cialis, and the men from the "Hot Logs" porno. They would violate him horribly for 3,657215.5 hours. Afterwards, the Hot Logs guys were worn out but Zell was still horny. He wanted hot dogs! He pulled out the 22 hot dogs he had bought earlier and proceeded to shove them up his nose. The Demon Pony, appalled by this, crawled out of his ass, ripped through his string bikini, and demanded that Zell promptly turn into a woman and bear his children. Zell fucked his nose with the hot dogs and the demon pony fucked his ass. Wrought with excruciating pleasure, Zell screamed out, "boobies!" Due to this, Sage suddenly grew 5 pairs of boobs in various places on his body. Then Zell screamed, "piano!" and Sage suddenly turned into a piano with boobs. This made the demon pony really, really horny but that unfortunate side effect caused the pony to grow 12 pairs of boobies because whenever a demon pony gets horny it grows boobies. "What the fucking fuck!" Exclaimed Sage in the harmonious tone of G major. Back on the farm, the farm animals grew boobies and dicks in order to rape Amanda and Alex. This had nothing to do with anything so they exploded in a plot hole! Meanwhile, Sage, Zell and the demon pony had an orgy. Zell was pregnant with at least 5 demon pony babies and one Sage baby. 9 months later, Zell was in the hospital with a very enlarged anus with 5 demon pony and a Sage baby lying next to him. The new family of 8 bought a house in the projects next to straw henge and wood henge.
Then the world came to an end.