Shikamaru stood in the pharmacy section of the store to get more chakra pills. They had moved them, to where you ask? Beside the condoms.
As he stood there he read the sign on the side of the aisle:
IS IT REALLY SMART TO LET TOURSELF GET CARRIED AWAY WITH YOUR THOUGHTS? TO FIND YOURSELF LONGING FOR IT LONG BEFORE LUNCH?
TO BE THINKING ABOUT IT AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON?
TO BE NEEDING IT BEFORE THE NIGHTLY NEWS?
OF COURSE IT IS! AFTER ALL IT'S SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. SO WHY EVEN TRY TO RESIST THE URGE?
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
YOU KNOW HOW TO GET IT.
NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE SMART ABOUT IT.
Shikamaru almost fainted right then and there. He stood there for five minutes, then snapping out of it he grabbed a pack and paid.
Running home to where he knew his girlfriend was on their day off.
The last line on the sign ran through his head repeatedly"
BE SAFE. HAVE FUN. AND DON'T FORGET THE CONDOMS.
Please review! Hope you liked it! I got it off a smartfood popcorn bag, Ichanged a few words though. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!