Author's Note: Yeah, I couldn't resist doing this, especially not after I started getting into the FMA and FMB fandom. I noticed Roy/Ed and Al/Ed pairings in my searches, so I decided to let you all know how they feel about it. Read and Review please. crackfic.
Roy, Edward, and Al Discover Fanfiction
Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric were waiting outside of the Colonel's office awaiting their next assignment. After about thirty minutes of waiting there was a great yell from the Colonel and the door to his office flew open with the dark haired man heaving angrily in it. He pointed an accusing finger at the two boys who, in turn, cowered away from him in fear.
"Y-you two! Get in my office, now!" he growled.
Edward exchanged a confused look with his equally confused brother and the two stood up and followed Mustang back into his office. Mustang pointed at the new computer that he had purchased earlier that week.
"I discovered something called Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction and I found stories like this pertaining to such a topic," he allowed them to take a look at his computer.
Edward turned green while Alphonse began to laugh; hard.
"What the Hell? Why are we kissing each other?" exclaimed Edward to Roy Mustang.
Mustang shrugged with an irritated look on his face, "I was hoping that you could tell me that very thing, Edward, since I can think of no other person who would encourage this type of idiotic behavior. Jokes up."
Edward shook his head while Alphonse began to sift through the rest of the known fanfiction.
"Al and I had nothing to do with this, trust me. Why the hell would I EVER want to do anything with you that involves romance? Last time I checked, I'm in love with Winry!" exclaimed a disgusted Ed.
Roy's eyebrows twitched, "Then what kind of crazed person would even think about writing this 'fanfiction' about us?"
Edward looked thoughtful, "Well, my father said something about there being these strange women called 'fangirls' and that some 'fangirls' like to do obsessively weird things. I just thought they'd follow us around, I didn't consider this."
"Um, Ed?" asked Al from his suddenly frozen position on the computer.
Edward glanced over at Alphonse with a raised eyebrow.
"What Al? Are they pairing me with sensei or something?" he asked sarcastically.
Al gulped, "Ed, it's worse. They're pairing US together."
Edward and Roy's jaws dropped.
"WHAT? What kind of sick people would do this to us?" yelled Edward more then asked.
Roy Mustang began to massage his temples as he let out a tired sigh. Apparently, he was going to have to do some research on these strange creatures called "fangirls".