This is dumb please don't judge me this is purely my messed up head. Enjoy! I also wrote this in the middle of the night so excuse any mistakes or OOC-ness.
There was nothing wrong with three guys in a small bedroom wearing their boxes sitting in a circle eating snacks. Not to them anyway. Alejandro, Scott, and Duncan had decided (or against their will) that they would have the manliest slumber party- although the term slumber party made it sound less manly. They weren't painting their nails or having pillows fights... Yet, no, they were talking girls. Not just any girls, their significant others. While the girls were texting them certain things just to mess with them, some more apprehensive than others. Scott would jump up with excitement every time his phone vibrated as it rested on his knee.
"Another from Dawn, hmm?" Alejandro asked rhetorically with a smirk. it was obvious that the red heads smaller girlfriend would text him, what exactly would be a mystery. Throughout the night Dawn went from cutesy texts to raunchy. It wasn't like Dawn to send something that was suggestive, or so Alejandro and Duncan thought, they were guessing it was Heather who had kidnapped the phone.
"So, what's it say this time?" Duncan was curious, at first he was bored. Alejandro and Scott kept disagreeing and fighting, Duncan wanted nothing to do with the two losers, until the girls started texting, he was silently thanking them for making the night he had been dreading for a week into something enjoyable. "Sweet or sultry?" Duncan teased Scott who was next to him, staring intently at his phone that was a cruddy model that was made back in 2006, the cheapest phone, and only phone Scott could afford. Squinting at the screen Scott couldn't read what Dawn had texted, usually one who was so poetically enhanced in the English language, her message was mumbled up letters and numbers.
Holding the phone in his hand deciding to respond or not, Scott simply said "Must've sat on her phone." He sighed, shaking his head with a smile. It was complete nonsense.
Duncan and Alejandro both wanted to hit Scott, but resulted in palming their heads with how idiotic the boy was sounding. "Another option is she's drunk." Duncan said, it was clear Dawn was, alongside Zoey and Heather. "This blows, the girls are having more fun than us." Duncan crossed his arms and pouted. He would have killed to be with them, it would have turned into a real party...
"Are you texting her back?" Alejandro peered over Scott's shoulder, watching Scott text back a message of support, slightly worried for Dawn. "Don't interfere." Alejandro pushed Scott's arm down, much weaker than he was expecting. "It'll make her do the opposite." Scott put his phone back down leaning on his knee, listening to Alejandro, he did have more experience with the opposite gender than he did. It intimidated Scott that Duncan and Alejandro were so good with getting girls. He was considered a villain himself and only had one proper girlfriend, not counting Courtney. Before Scott could even reach for the chip bowl that was in front of him, his phone buzzed again. This time another message that was worded, still a few mistakes. 'we re not drunking' was what Dawn had texted. Duncan snatched the phone from the ginger and stood up, needing the height advantage over Scott he read the text.
"Great. They are drinking!" he whined. Thinking about what could have been going on was making him feel depressed. "Zoey's over there drinking." It was a milestone for Zoey, she was such a saint that drinking was like murdering to her.
"Now now, we don't know for sure they are drinking, this could be a hoax." Alejandro walked over to the boys. "They could be playing us." Alejandro grabbed his phone off the glass table that was resting other party foods on it, and started texting. "There." He proudly smiled looking at the two boys. "They'll now think we're having fun. Without them." He knew it would drive Heather crazy if she thought they were enjoying this slumber party that was set up. For all he knew Heather was pulling her extensions out bit by bit over how boring Zoey and Dawn were being with her.
"So, what did you do?" Scott was curious himself, and as much as Duncan hated to show it, so was he.
"I told them we went out." Alejandro answered the two boys who were looking at him like he was some sort of evil genius.
Duncan was impressed, if this was going to make the girls jealous, he would play along "Where?"
"I didn't put a specific place. If they were having fun they won't need to know." It was almost condescending to them. Alejandro was so manipulative, it was hard to believe that he hadn't won the show and gone on to be the new host, Chris and him working together could probably take over the world.
"Ha!" Duncan jumped when his phone made a pinging sound. "It's Zoey! She wants to know where we are." Duncan loved having the upper hand in his relationship. Usually Zoey always got her way by complimenting him and saying how cute he'd look or be while doing it, it was aggravating.
"But where are we?" Scott was now munching down on the chips that were in the green bowl. "We can't all say three different places." Duncan and Alejandro did agree, he had a point. It was becoming suspicious.
"Strip club." Alejandro shrugged. "It'd drive them all crazy."
"Nice knowing you, Heather will slaughter you." Duncan said while simultaneously texting Zoey. As if the girls could hear the conversation , Alejandro's phone went off right after Duncan texted. "Speak of the devil."
Alejandro picked his phone off the table, and after pressing a few buttons he got the message. "You're dead." He read allowed. "Any ideas on how to respond?" Alejandro loved when Heather got pissed at him, it'swhat made their relationship tick, it was fun and spontaneous that way.
"And poor." Scott suggested.
"Perfect amigo!" He quickly texted Heather back, anxiously awaiting her text that would be her swearing at him.
"Dawn's texted me back. She's not as mad at all! In fact she wants us to tip the dancers."
"Zoey told me to have fun!" Duncan added.
"Great. Just great." the sarcasm was so blatantly obvious from Alejandro. Heather would want to kill him after tonight. There was no quick fix for making someone like Heather, a vindictive minx, happy. She was impossible to read, she could pretend to be completely find with the lie of going to a strip club. Surely Zoey and Dawn were pissed off with Scott and Duncan, no way a girl would be fine with their boyfriends going to a strip club? It was definitely a long night...