Angel: okay peeps this is the 2nd one-shot I've made in a while so—
Yusuke: can we just get this over with already
Angel: oh, shut up you. As I was saying *death glares at Y* this is my second one in a while, and there's not much of a reason behind it except to entertain…so…yea. I'm gonna go now*walks off*
Yusuke: -sigh- Angel of Randomosity does NOT in fact own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other trademark …um…whatever may be mentioned here or any of her other projects.
A dozen ways to annoy Hiei
(The authoress advises you to use at your own risk)
stalk him
act like him
act like Boton (this includes the clothing and EVERYTHING)
Steal his katana. Then, when he wants it back, keep the pointy end of it
hide all of the sweet snow
if ever he walks down the street by himself, bend down to his height and ask, 'are you lostlittle boy?'.
tell Kuwabara who Yukina's brother is. Then, as walks in, glomp him.
Continuously poke his hair and play with it until he walks away (following after him gets extra points)
follow him around all day, in plain sight, pretending to be a ninja. Alternate between Mission Impossible, Barbie Girl, the Happy Song, Barney, and any other annoying song you can think of
Read/ show him this list
after a tournament (or during ), while he's passed out for about the umpteenth time, dye his hair hot pink, yellow, and any other color that does NOT fit his personality
12. take a picture of said hair, copy the picture 1,000x and sell the original on Ebay (keep at least ten of them, and hide the rest with Yusuke)
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And lastly, the no.1 thing to make him wanna kill you the most before and mostly after this is: LIVE!!!!!!!!!