Ello mates well heres a stupid Greek Christmas parody of jingle bells with the Christmas story at the end just for fun well here we gos.
Jingle bells Ares smells
Zeus laid an egg
Apollos chariot ran away and
Juno died YAY!
TimeTicker: Luke 2:1-14 The Birth of Jesus
Shark: In those days Caesar Augustus issued a degree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world.
Thunder: And everyone went to his own town to register.
Hell: So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth to Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David.
Alona: He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child.
Makayla: While they were there the, time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her first born, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.
Roy: And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over there sheep at night.
Jay: An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the lord shone around to them, and they were terrified. But the angel said,
Marissa: Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and laying in a manger.
Lolana: Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,
The Thanatos Triplets, Marie, and Samantha: Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.