Danny A. Owns Ed Edd n Eddy I own nothing not even this computer. Unrealistic idea but why not? They are in high school.

Ed shifted over on his bed. He felt something tighten around his midsection, looking down he saw his May Kanker doll had gotten out and wrapped itself around him after dressing up as Miss Danger Lady! his favorite female superhero. Smiling a little Ed closed his eyes planning to go back to sleep.

"Silly doll." He said out loud. A girlish giggle mixed with a snort was his reply.
"Silly Ed." Ed then remembered a very important fact that many would think would have been his first thought. He did not own a May Kanker doll, especially a life-sized one. Snapping his eyes wide open he looked down bug-eyed and terrified at the blonde trailer girl as she only smiled, her buckteeth biting her lip.

"Good morning big Ed!"
"Kanker!" Ed shouted and jumped up and out of his bed. When he landed, the sheet fluttered up and then back down. Ed realized another most horrifying thing. He was naked. So was May. Both looked at each other with a red blush. Now his mommy and Dad had told him all about the birds and the bees and how the only person who should ever see you naked was going to be your future spouse.

If that was the case Ed all of a sudden really wanted to look into divorce hearings.
"I w-what huh? You were supposed to be Miss Danger Lady!" Ed cried out in shock. May Kanker was dressed up ...or at least had been... as the greatest female action hero of all time and space! She had lied to him.

May Kanker gave him a surprised and dubious look. "Ed do you remember anything from last night?" Ed put his finger to his pouted out lip and began to think, and think, and think and think. For some reason all that could come to mind was the fact that they were both still naked, well at least she had the nice warm sheet to cover herself up with.
Looking around Ed saw where he had thrown his favorite green jacket, picking it up he slipped it on and buttoned up as much as he could. Sitting down on the floor he began to think a little clearer, it finally came to him. An epiphany! A vision! A picture in his head!

He had been sitting around in his room and watching his favorite monster movie marathon on television. When suddenly out from a mount ion of well placed objects of most personal value to him rose the great and powerful Miss Danger Lady!
He could only sit and gawk at her amazingness, her shiny breast plate and flowing cape. She had given a sultry familiar smile, he could not see her face she was wearing a domino mask. He goofily grinned back. His grin got even wider when she had grabbed ahold of his shirt and delivered a real knockout of a kiss that curled his toenails in pleasure. He never even dreamed that he could meet his all time favorite super heroine in the flesh!

Other things happened. His body acted weird, and so did hers. But when it was over he felt great! Now the morning after he found out that it was just May Kanker. Unless of course this could mean...
"May..." He said in awe.
"Yes Ed?" She said breathlessly. Expectantly.
"Are you Miss Danger Lady?" May could only give an annoyed look followed by a chortle of laughter, she shook her head because for a full minute she could not respond.
"N-no Ed...It was just something I made out of cardboard and drapes."
"Why?"
"There was no scrap metal just lying around."
"Why did you...come over here last night? Dressed like Miss Danger Lady?" May looked around for a bit before looking him straight in the eye. Holding the covers close to her chest she sat up straighter.
"You really want to know?" Ed nodded his head vigorously.
"I just wanted to...you know...and I thought you would be more willing with...well...I did it for you ya know!" May looked angry and flustered and just about ready to break his headboard, or maybe his knee caps. Ed looked around...oh man what would Double D do in a situation like this? Probably not get into this kind of situation...well what about Eddy?...again Eddy would probably try to kick her out, that would not work in this type of situation. Like the knights of ye old round table quest Ed was chivalrous! Man did he ever want to get a pony.

Thinking of ponies and chivalry Ed got a pretty good idea. Hopping to his feet he bowed low and presented his hand like that scene in the comic where lord Chambermaid swore alliance to the cybernetic queen.
"I thank you Miss May for a nice night and...and ...uh..."
"Yes?"
"Er um uh...Buttered toast!" Ed shouted out as his stomach grumbled. His closest best buddy bails him out once again.
"Buttered toast? I don't get it."
"Well um you er look hungry! Yeah and so am I with the eating of the big breakfast and everything! Would you er like some?"
"Buttered toast you mean? Breakfast?"
"Uh-huh."
May's face broke into a full out grin. "Yes I would love some breakfast Big Ed!" Rd turned around to start to go upstairs. The clearing of a throat grabbed his attention. Turning back around May was pointing downwards at his still bare legs. Blushing Ed rushed around grabbing his underwear and pants, he was soon fully dressed. May had followed suit and was also presentable should anyone be up.

Ed began to make his way back up the stairs when the clearing of throat caught his attention again. May was sitting on the bed with her arms raised up and in his direction. She cocked an eyebrow, Ed might not have been very bright but he decided to go with his gut instinct. Going back he picked her up and walked back up the stairs, banging her head against the doorframe quite by accident, she didn't seem to notice or mind.
Ed was not entirely sure why he was carrying her up the stairs to his kitchen. By Evil Tim's left nostril he wasn't even sure why he was going to make her breakfast, and buttered toast of all things, his food!

Oh man what if his parents were awake! Or Sarah! Which was just as bad. Walking in with May Kanker of all people in his arms, it would be so embarrassing. He stuck his head out of the basement door and looked around, a military colonel surveying the layout of the fort. The coast was clear. The coast for the toast was no boast!

He deposited May in a chair and went to the breadbox. Popping a few pieces into the toaster he sat down across from her. They did not make eye contact and just looked around the room uncomfortably for a few seconds.

"Do you got any eggs?" May finally broke the silence.
"Frank the fridge is full." Ed pointed at the giant monolith of cold storage that sat in the corner. May took out a carton of eggs, the milk bottle and a block of cheese. She grabbed a frying pan and began to go at it.

She moved around the kitchen expertly. She seemed used to being in there, comfortable. Ed could only sit there and sweat. For what felt like an eternity the toast popped up.
"Eggs are ready!" May called. Ed got out a couple of plates and they began to eat in silence. Crumbs flew from either end of the table as they ate rather ravenously. They finished at the same time, Ed's stomach growled again and he felt the overwhelming desire for dessert.
"Chunky Puffs?" He asked getting out the bowl and the box. May nodded, she didn't have cereal that often, well at least not expensive name brand cereal.

May could hardly wait and slurped down half of the bowl before Ed could even take a bite of his own. She had finished when he had one spoonful.
"You going to finish that?" Ed looked down, sighed and pushed it across the table for her. May greedily gobbled it down. A satisfied belch and then a quick excuse me followed shortly after.

Footsteps came down the stairs. Both sat paralyzed for a second, and then the door flew open. Sarah stood in the open doorway, her hair disheveled and still in her pajamas. She didn't seem to notice May until she was in the room.
"Ed! What the heck is she doing here!"
"Just leaving actually." May said standing up. She went past Ed and gave what she probably thought of as a seductive wink. Passing by Sarah she pretended to punch her across the head. Sarah flinched away. May grinned triumphantly.

"Two for flinching." She then gave the younger girl a couple of taps on the arm. May left throughout he front door. Ed heard it slam close. Sarah looked where the trailer girl had been sitting. She went to the cabinet and got out a bowl for her cereal.
"That was weird. Why was she here?" Sarah glared down at her older brother. Ed just shrugged and looked away. He really really didn't like lying to his little sister, it always made him feel uncomfortable, it didn't help that she would hold it over his head if she found out that he was lying. Sarah glowered for a moment before pouring herself some Chunky Puffs, the bowl filled a fifth of the way with actual puffs, and the rest was just powdered residue from the bottom. Sarah was about ready to scream her head off before Ed jumped up to get her some from an unopened box.

Danny A. Owns Ed, Edd n Eddy. I own nothing not even this computer. I plan to write a few more chapters for this. Review or something I guess.